HARTWELL | War on Avistra

[Werew0lf 24179]

 

			Y THE GRACE OF GOD, and by the authority invested in Our person by His Imperial Majesty, the Emperor of Azuras and of all Mankind, We do set forth this edict: We shall find you, Avistrans. There will be no hole to hide in, no quarter to spare, no blade to raise. We shall hunt you down mercilessly for the crimes of your people. You were slow, cruel, and now, you shall suffer back tenfold for the crimes you have committed upon those of our friends within Valmont. We shall come for you!   Signed by hand of,

For too long have the Avistrians existed in the same world as us – their crime? To be alive, breathing the same fresh air that was gifted to us by the Lord GOD! Furthermore, they were being extremely rude to our allies and brothers of Valmont; for this very reason, we are going to kill everyone in your fortress. 

 

I | CONCESSION.

If you do not wish to die, you will drop all titles and surrender yourself to the Barony of Hartwell posthaste!

 

II | PAYMENT.

You will provide us with a sum of thirty thousand mina in order to accommodate the emotional trauma suffered by those of both the Barony of Hartwell and the Temple of Aurawatch. 

 

III | WAR.

We are going to imminently raid your fortress until said concessions are made. 

 

IV | PEAGLE SANCTUARY.

Because of the location of the first Avistrian March, many of the native birds which once flew in abundance within the area have been driven to near extinction- the primary and most attacked by this disgusting housing of cravens is that of the mighty PEAGLE. The PEAGLE, which is a symbol of many Imperial households, has had its nests completely and utterly ravished by Avistria. For this we require a section of land which might be allocated for the PROTECTION of PEAGLES.

 

You will suffer for the crimes of your people. As our good friend, Lord Thrax, has spoken to us: “Avistria is a state that exists without the consent of those who lived upon the land which was gifted to them for unknown reasons. They are a people of weakness, a crippled species that consistently worms itself into the greater apparatus in order to obtain a page in the HISTORY BOOKS; their kind is that of a cowardly worm- it is for this reason we declare a state of WAR.

 

This is quite the empowering speech, and now, we shall fight until one person is not breathing (death). 

 

Apologies, my Emperor, for I could not request your permission due to the imminent nature of this soon-to-be massacre. As I write this parchment, my brother is lying on the ground, frothing from the mouth. I am actively resuscitating him by doing chest compressions; this is war. We will kill them all!

 

 

[Lenny 1615]

Lionel Tiber rummaged through the keep for his equipment!

[trinn 5128]

"U-uhm, Cassius?" Vesta was wringing her hands at their dinner table when the brothers had finally returned home. ". . . I might have blown up all our cannons."

[Coronate 5519]

" Until those PEAGLES are free, we shall not waver. . . "

- Lord Thrax.

 

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I tried to warn you . . .

 

[AntiSociety 709]

Daniel Carpenter sharpened his sword at the smithy. He was preparing for a battle, a war even.

[milksoda 2884]

Jane Tanner clutches her (soulbound) pearls as war approaches.

Edited Tuesday at 12:54 AM by milksoda

[Javert 9615]

"Woe, for we are so utterly FUCKED" lamented Ser Niklaus the Hummingbird

[ferdaboy 3472]

Cassius Tiber slammed his head onto the dinner table, over and over again. "Theeee CLAPTON Special!"

[Mordringfan 166]

Yanick of House Altwegg read through the declaration of War, slightly worried.

[Iulius 206]

1 minute ago, Kardika said:

yo we dont have our build in yet lmao?

The construction of it is disturbing the local PEAGLE populace.

Such is unacceptable.

[__Stal27 2126]

Lokk Durd stirred within the depths and in his ponderance did he inquire aloud to his lord. . .

"Sar. . . when shall we aim these new weapons. . ."

[Werew0lf 24179]

4 minutes ago, Kardika said:

yo we dont have our build in yet lmao?

 

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me neither

 

[penninoe 162]

Just now, Werew0lf said:

 

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me neither

 

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HOMELESS ON HOMELESS VIOLENCE **** YEAH

 

[wowj 9747]

"And next, the Capital." Said the Tiber Knight, Patsy.

[Kardika 1057]

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