Blawharag 277 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Some of you may have noticed the one year old Kub Krugak is walking now. That would be because Blawharag beat him out of Krugmar, landed him bloody on a sheet of ice, and made him walk back to Krugmar at blade point. He spent a year on this world and learned only how to cry. He spent 5 minutes with Blawharag and not only was he jogging by the time he got back to Krugmar, but he also has a few new shiney scars to remember it by. That's how a true Orc rears children. Now stop coddling our young and start raising them how they are meant to be raised, like true Orcs. I had intended to reward his new feat ((its a pun for those of you who are not so learned in the english arts)) with a new pair of leather boots, but I was called away to assist against the Galahar rebellion. So the kub will have to deal without a reward. A true orc should have no issues in doing that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glurg_Howdan 7 Share Posted December 15, 2011 ((my cub is less than 5 weeks old when do I start beating them? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blawharag 277 Author Share Posted December 15, 2011 You havent already? He should be receiving regular flicks to the forehead for crying. And if he does kill a scorpion with his bare hands in a pit match every other week, he should be slapped for good measure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
◥▶◀◤мσкѕнα / ƒιѕну◥▶◀◤ 43 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Relakor's Advice: Year 1. Make a beatin stick as soon as possible agh beat da skah out of dem. Year 2. Give dem Nomad burns if dey fall out of line. Year 3. Lots of punting. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Lud 1260 Share Posted December 15, 2011 Dun forget to punch dem around while dey in da womb. Make sure dey come out swingin'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
craotor 617 Share Posted December 15, 2011 My cub lived up in da north where da Nubdead lived fu 4 years.He had ta klomp wit some nubdead before me realize me haz cub!!Nuw me beat it agh teach it ta piss Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
The 7'th Friar~ 24 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I guess I'm the only papa Who hasent abused there child....BETTER GET HITTING! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan 3953 Share Posted December 16, 2011 Dun forget to punch dem around while dey in da womb. Make sure dey come out swingin'. Dut nub be smart.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pok_ 1768 Share Posted December 16, 2011 I juz' adopted dub kubz. Me tayke dem ta de ice field agh make dem run through the fira more agh more. When dey de mozt burnt I tayke 'em ta de top uf de tall building. Den mayke them jump off the highest building. Affta dat make open a hole in de ice agh throw 'em in. I mayke dem ztay fer 20 sekondz den drag 'em back up. Afta dat I pit de dub uf dem against each otha' in a klomp. Isagubat wun de klomp zo 'e iz de favor until de next klomp. But boff mayke me proud. I rewarded Each uf dem wif a piece uf 'alflin' den built dem each dere firzt ack'z. ((Is this a good day of child rearing? Did this last night and it was hilarious, now I have 2 adopted sons and they said I am the best before I left I gave Isagubat his first axe and some bread. I built them a room in my house with Bunk-beds (looks pretty cool) I then built a chest for each of them and then sent them into the dessert. Perfect.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blawharag 277 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 Dut nub be smart.. Id like to point out that the last son you raised became a transvestite and a serious disappointment to the Gorkil klan. If Krugak is you new son that you had with deco (I have no idea who he is to be honest, other than that he is Recklezz re-rolled apparently) than you spent a year raising him and he still couldn't walk. Clearly you are doing something wrong, but luckily your good son isnt. B) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
UltraRed 78 Share Posted December 16, 2011 ((I am playing Krug, and I haven't noticed any transvestite behaviors... yet. lol)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blawharag 277 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 Who the hell is Krugak then?)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sultan 3953 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (Id like to point out that the last son you raised became a transvestite and a serious disappointment to the Gorkil klan. If Krugak is you new son that you had with deco (I have no idea who he is to be honest, other than that he is Recklezz re-rolled apparently) than you spent a year raising him and he still couldn't walk. Clearly you are doing something wrong, but luckily your good son isnt. B) (lol that was ooc joke! stop using it IC :P also Krugak is not my cub lol, Krug is my cub from deco, played by UltraRed, Monkey was the best Redstone user!! he made good traps :( ) (also My so called good son has sex with a cactus and, left his father fighting on the ramp parts of galahr by himself against a whole army.. :( ) (if you want to beat your cub in the womb they well grow up like bog..) (still though blaw is Mogrokas Favorited son) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blawharag 277 Author Share Posted December 16, 2011 ((Lol you had it covered, it was just a bunch of humans. What were the odds? 5 to 1? I thought if I stuck around it was going to get boring for you. And for the Record the Dwarf, Orc, Cactus, Bear, and other Orc that I choose to put my Orc-juice into have all been some of the most powerful entities on the planet. Or a giant phallic symbol named after Krug. One of the two.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
◥▶◀◤мσкѕнα / ƒιѕну◥▶◀◤ 43 Share Posted December 16, 2011 (( NOW IS DA AGE OF DA CUBBIES )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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