xmrsmoothx 317 Share Posted April 1, 2012 -snip- Please keep comments boring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CaptainBrock 254 Share Posted April 1, 2012 -Snip- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swifty_Digger 7 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I have an idea for the patch Unban everybody that has used: Hacked clients Griefing and bad language! Happy April Fools! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
E__V__O 2000 Share Posted April 1, 2012 -Snip- Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatwampa 25 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I like it when someone removes/edits their comment after realizing it was a joke. Iz funny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgrim 361 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Hey Asulon, We're going to start pre-announcing patches before they go live so we can get some general feedback on all of our upcoming updates, and so we can make any changes that may be needed before release. With that out of the way, here is what we have planned for patch 2.5, scheduled to drop in a few hours. Fixed a dependency issue with Citizens, caused the skill system combat and character cards to break. Fixed mob spawning rates. Added a 60 second delay to OOC messages to solve some of the apparent trolling and misconduct that has been occurring in the OOC chat. Extend local chat by 100 blocks to compensate for the changes of OOC. (Original: 30 blocks) Removed shout and whisper channels, as they were not being utilized the way we wanted them to be; plus they will no longer be needed with the extended local chat. Fixed the crazy overpowered poison spider venom. Skill System max level has been dropped from 275 to 200. Any accounts with more than 200 levels have been reset and given 200 skill credits. This is for game-play balancing. Map size will be shrunken down to 4,000 x 4,000, just like the Aegis map; this is both for fixes to the latency and to centralize roleplaying more on the GM-made structures. Beds can now be used during the day as well as night! You will now be required to reroll your character on death. Failure to do so will result in an automatic 1 month ban, regardless if the kill was IC or OOC. We'll be renaming the four default races to better fit our lore and gameplay feel. Here's a breakdown of all the new races: Human - Zelot Dwarf - Rockary Elf - Alfefe Orc - Grunshie We'll be enforcing these new race names very strictly, any mention of the old names in lore posts or anything else related to LOTC will result in a permanent ban. We don't normally respond so strictly, but we feel it is critical to the survival of the server. All forums and in-game locations will be renamed accordingly to support this new naming system. Thanks for your continued support and general awesomeness LOTC, keep it up! (And be sure to let us know what you think of this awesome new upcoming patch!) *Throws his troll powers at Vaq! YOU HAVE FORCED ME TO END YOUR LIFE WITH THE POWER OF TROLLS! With the power of ARCH MAGE OF TROLLS! I END YOUR EXISTENCE! First i'll start you off with a basic attack! Then we'll begin warming up! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gr4IxMgHdDY&feature=related Now the real kill move begins... I'm just getting started... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbcdtSmX1as&feature=related It's not even close to ending. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bL6t6K8UzFs&feature=related Your life force is slowly draining... I can feel it! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lk6Gmx-2CE8&feature=related 2nd GEAR!!!!!!!!!! I admire your ability Vaq, I am suprise you've survived this long. This isn't even half way over. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc1Zc4qsTQk&feature=related *bursts out with a trolol laugh! The breath will almost finish you... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc1Zc4qsTQk&feature=related Your persistence to live is great, but my will to troll is GREATER! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83M60qeRyMc&feature=related These vivid notes will tear you apart! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXCzwpeBJGs&feature=related Herp? I roll in your face! THE POWER OF EPIC SAX GUY COMPELS YOU! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHy7DGLTt8g&feature=related Can you handle the HE-MAN?! I shall drive you into madness! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpXggU9bhbk I unleash my greatest companion! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA5DsLzSVrk&feature=related You have fought valiantly, but it is now time for you to die. WITH THE BOSS OF THE INTERNET YOU WILL NOW DIE! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorum© 623 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I've had it with this server, this was the last straw. I'm not wasting my time with a good bye thread, I'm done. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel 88 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Guys maybe it's exactly like a week from when the patch is released just because it's on april fools doesn't mean it's a joke atleast I hope not otherwise we wouldn't have an awesome patch such as this Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Campor 28 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Why does everyone assume this is an April Fool's joke? It's obviously not. A. All the changes are vitally needed and have been requested a lot in the hidden Aether VIP section. B. Vaq doesn't celebrate April Fool's for religious reasons. C. Native is a koala, and koalas are the most honest marsupials in the world. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snake Plissken 637 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I was really freaked out until I realized what day it was.... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atticusmas 155 Share Posted April 1, 2012 I've had it with this server, this was the last straw. I'm not wasting my time with a good bye thread, I'm done. THIS THREAD IS A JOKE YOU FOOLS! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorum© 623 Share Posted April 1, 2012 THIS THREAD IS A JOKE YOU FOOLS! No, this is not a joke. I'm done, and I will never be coming back. And I won't leave without a bang. If I'm going to go, I'll take the majority of you down with me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvalia Draamoon 11 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Tempers are flaring all day non stop, and this kinda...not helping it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuta 141 Share Posted April 1, 2012 Guys.. Its april fools day .-. Derp also.. so.. many.. views.. 65 User(s) are reading this topic 49 members, 15 guests, 1 anonymous users Rio Coconuts,Mogroka,Arzar,Lagomorphia,Serah,Melodystar,hungry_orc,Phenge,Terrain_Master_Zeerick,BadCall,Grabthar,Lee Scorsby,Glurg_Howdan,Silver_Siblyx,brvhrt1005,Demivar,Rayne8787,Slapacookie,Storm Druid Proshnak,Azaroth,CaptainBrock,zuluman,fatwampa,JoeqMafia,ttwesten,*~Eoin~*,Spacewolf,martinvilla822,AlejandroNamikaze,Killerbreakfest,ErcMan,AlexanderAmaya,nppeck,Elrun (luigimario77),Markdeevee1,Thom Nightwing,LTKiinG <3,30326,Charles_Greymane,Thrym,covcath,Wahsrof,scout739,Phlex,Botar,CPU_Easy,Mr_Boomer,Hoovie,Alethion Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
atticusmas 155 Share Posted April 1, 2012 This THREAD is a joke bro. Patch 2.5 Doesn't exist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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