Da Blah Ag' Guilds

[Samson Option 9652]

Passing through the streets of Strigzgoi, many Uruks notice parchment placed against sturdy boards written on with pasty black text, the numerous signs force all Uruks passing through the bustling Capital to take notice.

'Glozag Votar, the winds are changing agh it must be noticed. After the War in Salvus had begun, it seems much attention was brought to the Ordinators. The Ordinators, even Salvians proclaimed, were just separatist regime; not of the whole nation. It seems incredible that such a group could invoke such rapid response and pressing at that, that nations could stand in unison at what was seen as corruption and negligence by the Ordinators, one must think; how such a small group that could not match a single nation with numbers caused such repulsive repercussions for the entirety of the Nation of Salvus. It must be noted that it was not only just the Salvian Ordinators that as a guild, a misnomer of a name, but simply that smaller collective of people separate of Salvian rule has caused much trouble for the peace and existence of a Nation, but the infamous Teutonic Order and the Dark Brotherhood are other examples.

It is recommended that the Uruks of the War Uzg discuss with the Wargoths and immediately begin to travel throughout the War Uzg and confront any and all guilds that do not have the express permission of the Rex to stand and exist. Surely this will benefit the War Uzg as a whole with newly inducted Uruk warriors and the loot and inventories of what these guilds may be withholding from the usage of the Kheshigs and such. Surely if such a pathetic band of humans could cause Salvus to open it's bosom to the pillage of greater Nations, the War Uzg must be wary of what guilds within it's territories can indirectly expose all Uruks to. You Uruks are glorious and must ensure that the rising powers of Uruks is sustained and never weighed down by such inconveniences that guilds provide. Inform the Rex of these signs, let him know the importance of the message written throughout.

[The message conveys the need to wipe out guilds within Orkish lands and ensure the full populace living within is accessible for wartime affairs.]

[Ned Lud 1260]

Ned Lud'Gorkil reads over the parchment, taking a moment to consider it's message. He smiles to himself somewhat proudly, before lumbering on.

"In War Uzg, all tingz serve da Rex."

[Blawharag 277]

<Blawharag receives a translation of the signs and immediately grows furious.>

Ani Orc wuld gruk uz nub hav gildz en da War Uzg, evuryash am part uv da War Uzg, agh evuryash servez da War Uzg. Uz nub hav skahun gildz! Unlee ash oomie wuld tink uthurwize. Agh dat meenz ash OOMIE wuz puttun ub signz en Strigzgoi!

<Blawharag seethes as he stalks off towards the gates, the guards there are in for quite the reprimanding for letting oomies into Strigzgoi.>

[Noahjam325 53]

<Gragarn is alongside Blawharag, having just translated the note to him>

Yub, nub gruk how all deez pinkiez keep makin' id pazt da guards. Time tu teech dema lezzun.

[_pok_ 1768]

Shakes his head after looking at the note

"Dere am nub aneh gildz in de War Uzg..."

Spits on the note

"Dumazz...."

[Urahra 5779]

*stands beside Gragarn and Blawharag*

How dem oomies ged in Strigzgoi anyhow?

[Blawharag 277]

<Spits his words out in response to Urara, she is not the target of his anger but Krug could not help the guards that are.>

Sum guardz tink ed am ukee tu sleeb un da job. Sum guardz nub peep da prublum wif lettun aniash kum struttun intu strigzgoi un a whim. Sum guardz need a bubhosh arze kickun tu straytun demzelvz owt.

<Cracks his knuckles and speaks to Gragarn.>

Wut lat tink? Leev em bluddy? Ur put dem en a bed fur a muuncycle? Me vote fur muuncycle, deze oomiez kuld threttun da Rex avtur ull.

[Urahra 5779]

*jumps up and down enthusiastically*

Urara helb?! Urara helb, yub?! Urara wunt t' beet sumash int' de durt!

*cracks her knuckles loudly*

Hurhur, sumash gunna ged dere kneez broked!

[Noahjam325 53]

Ash muun cyle? <snorts> Dub eezi.

[Aislin 4354]

Gronkk reads the note, furrowing his brow deeply and breaking into a sweat, then after about ten minutes he remembers he is unable to read. He turns to Urara and grins in his characteristic foolish manner, a little dribble running down the right side of his mouth and the occasional tooth missing.

Wud am id blah?

[Urahra 5779]

*looks at Gronkk*

Me nub gruk awl ov id. Dem pinkies write dem wurds awl fanzee, lat gruk. Peep how fanzee him write!

*points emphatically to the poster*

Him dumhed, doh. Him tink Strigzgoi god "gildz". Dat's a pinkie ting t' tink. Us nub hab gildz, us hab klanz. Agh awl de klanz am appruv'd by de Rex, 'cept fur de Bahr klan. Althoh me nub gruk why der am klan ov bears in de ashst playz.