Lonely Hearts, A Lonely Wizard...

[Blundermore 2741]

*A note is placed apon the notice boards of cities, it isn't rather important and wouldn't be too big... apon reading it you see:*

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Lonely hearts

Hello... I'm Blundermore...

I'm an old, Wizard who has seen better days and wishes as I might to find companionship but have failed. The one love of my life was seemingly the only old woman in the whole of Aegis from what I can tell now as all I can see is young teens and brats plague the streets.

I am a little bit of a magician here and there... I can do odd jobs mostly around the house and I seem to have an obsession with strange and wonderful experiments and adventures. I wish to share my days with someone that may think on the same level as me to all these whippersnappers and their whoo-ha's! and Whimwhams! and their chucka pinkownos!

I wish if... there is anyone out there that would wish... to grow old with a blatant old Wizard, to send me a note back...

Life shouldn't be spent alone...

-Blundermore

*The note ends hastily*

((This is a little bit of a joke but also has meaning to it... I thought it would be funny to do a lonely hearts column for Wizard... although there aren't any newspapers so this wouldn't really work unless I stuck the note in a town.))

[K33MST4R 219]

*Elisa Figglebottom looks upon the sign, her laugh coming out in a croaky scratching tone, her gray hairs flying about in all directions, after looking at the bulletin for a few moments more, she draws out an ink and quill pen from her handbag, etching a scrawly handwriting upon the paper*

"I am but an old woman, and I hear you are a man of many talents, perhaps we can talk in further detail, send me a bird if you wish"

~Elisa

[Jingeh 278]

*looks at the note and wonders to himself "If only Jingeh had a wig, den dat guy could teach him magic and den Jingeh would live happily ever after.. but nub.. Jingeh decided not tu buy da wig,,," *sighs and walks away*

[Aren Whitestorm 65]

((Well Blunder, you made me smile. I wish you fun and luck with RP you might get...Also, add that you can heal old bones and can cook with fireballs))

[EpicSmith 56]

*Henry wipes away a tear* " poor blundemore ..."

[deathmetus 152]

*Malstar Laughs seeing the strange advertisement*

"Perhaps I should visit him. . . my company might. . . "brighten" his day."

*Continues laughing, dons his cloak, and heads off to find Blundermore.*

[Supertimmy4ever 19]

((why do i think about Granny_Bacon?))

[Lawrence Berell 226]

Diabolus grins, knowing that this man may of been what he was looking for. After all, he had not had a male conquest for hundreds of years... and he had learnt through the grapevine wizards taste delightful. He goes off in search for a halfling to kill and use as ink.

[steelersfan1221 300]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.