Me Feckin' Belt!

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*Kjell sits in the tavern watching Almora tend to the wounded before stepping outside to address the other healthier infantry, and the citizens of Mount Ire.*

Affer a brave battle between dwarves an' orks a few casualties w'ere seen in tuh ov our infantry folk... Mainly moiner bleedin' frum da bof ov em, but dey got 'it 'ard! 'Eres a wee sketch ov Gimrik's woife Almora 'ealin' our wounded, Dankye fer yer valor in arms an' sheild lad an' lass!

But 'ere be da real mattah lads... Affer da battle Ah alsuh went outsoide an' witnessed sumfin' far more wurse den Ah wuld 'ave expected!

DEY STOLE ME FECKIN' STATUES BELT BUCKLE! AN' DOES MEDDER FECKIN' CARPETS SHALL PAY FER WUT DEY 'AVE DONE!!!

*Takes in a deep breath before continuing.* If ya wish ta see da damage yerself it be outsoide, but Ah duh alsuh 'ave a wee sketch 'ere,

But Ah'll make it me wurds, Ah shall 'ave me revenge! Maybe pay a visit tuh Krug's 'and Eh? *Grins wickedly before waving for his crowd to part.* Now back tuh wurk we 'ave fin's ta plan!

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

'Ow dus a cupple ov orks take sumthin' that 'eavy frum up der 'nyway?

W'en yer got yer plan I'll go wit' yer and get dat belt back 'eh!

[no longer active 734]

Kjell! Dis be an act o' war! Ah say we use our explosives on fer giant 'and!

[Josh △ 87]

(( THis made me lol. MEDDER FECKIN! ))

[Battleme33 196]

(( lol I about pissed myself when I saw the all caps red text rage about the buckle but yes.....yes....they shall pay for the BUCKLE!))

[KoTo 610]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.