~BattleJacx~ 1 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned for having a gif as an avatar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSyth 637 Share Posted November 16, 2012 The constable runs into the castle, gasping for air. "My king, absolute chaos has broken out! The lands are free, bans are given randomly to and fro our citizens, we cannot stop this!" A quick moment of silence finds it's way into the conversation, as the constable notices the king unconcious on the floor, the queen next to him holding the ban dagger. "But... my queen. You've..." As the constable's eyes fill with horror, he runs out. He finds himself in the middle of the citizen rebellion, surrounded by fools banning other fools. As one of the citizens walks up to him, he immediatly grabs to the Mjollnir-Ban Hammer, taken from King Fabian's belt. "Banned for thinking about banning the greatest banner that has ever lived." (Oh, how I love referring to myself.) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amorphbutt 199 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banished for the Empire is no more! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Timmeh! 154 Share Posted November 16, 2012 banned because the Empire still stands. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Grey Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned 'cause the kitty gave me headache Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpana 40 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned because that cat has most likely gotten into the cat nip And to Mr. Slytaerin Mpana's human form watches with vacant eyes as the ban constable grabs the hammer and runs outside. She appears to be be almost deflating, she falls to the floor. Her white hair sprawling around her. In a flash of light she vanishes, along with the ban dagger. As the constable bans his first victim, a black wolf passes through the crowd, it leaves no mark on the ground even though it's the size of a horse. It approaches the constable, shadow clinging to it. It's jaws move as if struggling with the human language, a rough, growling version of the queen's voice is heard, "Ah my constable I do say you have been quite the annoyance as of late. Fabian has been banned, and you seem to think that it's your turn to rise. You are gravely mistaken. I must request you put The Hammer down before I have to take it from you, you are unfit to wield it. I shall give you one last chance, join me now, or prepare to be perma-banned." Mpana then shifts into her human form, but her hair is now black like the wolf's fur, her eyes are still pale as ever, and she clutches the Ban Dagger. She grasps the mini hammer at her neck tracing some of the symbols on it, she blinks and her eyes start to glow. "Last chance," Her voice sounds like that of hundreds melded together. "Last chance before the full wrath of life death and BAN is unleashed. But till then BANNED for suspecting me all along." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MonkeyCoffee 516 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned for f***ing up the ban game together with Sythaerin and Fabian. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSyth 637 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned for not liking the new way of the game, and not being patient enough to see it end... To Mpana, my dear queen. Looking at his queen, Syth stands speechless. He, carrying the Mjoll-hammer, was now officially king of the land. "You shall never get me!" And as struck by lightning, the constable starts emitting a dark, gloomy essence. As his voice turns demonic, his appearance follows. "Mpana, you have betrayed Fabian for the last time. His regime was short, his god-status shall be forever. The only way for you to stop him... is by joining him in the hall of gods. You know what you have to do." As the constable speaks the last words, he strikes Mpana with the Mjoll-hammer, sending her straight to Fabian. "It is a battle, they shall fight out together." Meanwhile, the constable continues smiting citizens with the ban hammer, one by one defending the land against the rebellion. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloryorSolitude 94 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned for effort Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mpana 40 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned for one liners. As Mpana is struck with the Ban hammer the shadow wolf again rears from her form much like it did upon her return to the palace. Her mortal form collapses, and the ban hammer about her neck is transferred to the wolf. It's body seems to be completely made of shadows, it walks over to the form of the fallen queen. The wolf gently sniffs at the crumpled girl. "Ha you don't know how right you are, the realm of the gods, it's what you have driven me to. And I do know what I have to do, but what you forget is, killing a god is not as easy as you think." Mpana hides in slips into the shadows, but this time she is the shadows, she is where ever light isn't. The wolf materializes behind the constable, "Wrong choice," She whispers, before launching her self onto the constable's back and clamps her huge jaws around his throat. Her eyes glow with the power of pure ban, her voice echos in his mind, 'You have forced the ban hammer to serve you. It is not truly yours. By my right as queen, It is mine to wield' her voice then thunders out for all to hear "Perma-Banned for trying to take my kingdom from me!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
~BattleJacx~ 1 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned for making me want to put in some effort, I mean more than the average one liner which the majority of people use. The very basis of this thread was just so that lots of people could post funny replies to other peoples comments - spreading their message across easily with only one line. This means not having to spend ages typing at your computer, and that there's no risk of someone banning that person before you can even enter your message! It may be alright for one or two of us to decide to out longer messages,but that really puts the rest of us to shame, making us not want to post ourselves as it may be viewed as something that very little effort was out into. So overall your effort and non laziness is going to destroy this thread! Damn it....effort Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Evaglno 202 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned because these bans are too darn long. Let's go back to our old one-liners. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Reaper 37 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned because I was warned... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coconuta 141 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned because I was permbanned "1UP" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GloryorSolitude 94 Share Posted November 16, 2012 Banned for being banned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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