Stark Raving Mad Dwarves (Ooc)

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

How We Deal With Trolls:
Trolls are sometimes a serious issue in the Kingdom of Dwarves, and has caused unpleasant events for those who wish to RP... Trolling includes; rubbing one’s arse against the ground (Shift+x), running and jumping in a mad manner during serious times or when talking to people on teamspeak when you have nothing to do, Initiating a bread fight amongst Dwarvern lads, creeping about and bumping into persons during a serious time or simply doing odd actions in general. How this issue will be seen ICly will be that the Guards assume the Dwarf’s gone STARK RAVING MAD* due to this it will be a new rule within our kingdom that anyone committing such actions will provoke near by Guards and then allow them to commit a act of aggression to cease the madness such as the capture of the individual through aggressive means or the advised killing by a higher official of the Stark Raving Mad* Dwarf with minor warning.


*When a Dwarf has commited a series of harmful or annoying actions out of no true reason his or her person would normally conceive.

keep the young defenseless Beardlings and Dwarvern women protected for their innocence.. For Guards, the capture or advised killing by a higher official of a Stark Raving Mad Dwarf will lead to a small reward

List of Known Stark Raving Mad Dwarves:
Skippy Irongut (Arse sliding, random skirmishes, peculiar behavior towards dwarves.)
Skaldor Dawnsworn (Repeating of phrase, loss of memory.)
Tortek Silverfist (Peculiar ramblings, random skirmishes, peculiar behavior towards dwarves.)
Dirtbeard (Peculiar behavior towards dwarves, lust for dirt.)
Ore'zy Irongut (Cutting of own beard.)
Mili Irongut (Kinslaying, thievery, unauthorized digging.)
Grimloth Irongut (Kinslaying, shaving of own beard, thievery, random bread/fist skirmishes, Arse sliding.)
Rehki Irongut (Arse sliding.)
Goruk Frosteard (Random skirmishes.)
Hodor Grandaxe (Yelling of own name, arse sliding.)
Gimrik Grandaxe (Thievery, Kinslaying, arse sliding, random skirmishes.)

[Thrym 188]

((Love it!))

[zortjr 32]

(( Can anyone capture a "Stark Raving Mad", or just a guard. Maybe the dwarfs tackle him and throw him out, take matters into their own hands.))

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

((Yes that can happen as well as this has pretty much started a Dwarvish witch hunt for trolls, so get your picks and torched ready for some good old burning on the stake to purge them of the demons that have possessed them!))

[Heero 4092]

[Hehe. This should be interesting to watch. Also, note to self: Control and stop with the butt-sliding...]

[Destroyer_Bravo 1054]

(( I get to punch people for buttsliding.

SWEET. ))

[rob888 1]

((you should make a list of them somewhere... I would like to know.))

[º Gamer9726 º 6]

((This is a great idea. +1))

[Ulysses \A/ Irongut 2]

((Hmm. Now I know there's butt sliding. Away from public eye I go! XD))

[Hiebe 2493]

(I dont see the point of this other then arresting people you dont agree with actually follow up with WHY they are stark raving mad as some of those people i have not seen done anyhting other then mess with you personally.)

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

(I dont see the point of this other then arresting people you dont agree with actually follow up with WHY they are stark raving mad as some of those people i have not seen done anyhting other then mess with you personally.)

((Bah, I noticed you removed yourself as I simply put your name along with Karl's as a joke on request of the other Dwarves who where present at the time in ts. The list describes individuals who have acted unlike themselves or out of character to Dwarvish culture, thus far the current list is valid as each individual has shown signs of peculiar activity a Dwarf should never commit. I will add valid reasons if it is something you are attempting to request with that spell checking disaster.))

[Hiebe 2493]

(I dont spell check on mobile devices but yes the list looks better, make sure its dwarf culture not your view on how dwarf culture is suppose to be.)

[Bofauk 19]

((Well I'm not a Irongut yet, maybe you should change my name.))

((Never mind.))

[Ulysses \A/ Irongut 2]

(It seems like with this many dwarves arse-sliding it would just become part of dwarven culture...hehe)

[Boomack21 124]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.