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A notice is placed on noticeboard in Arethor. It is written in black ink, with fine hand-writing on thick paper;

"I seek a skilled tradesman to install a potty in my manor. You will come in, listen to my expectations, and provide an estimate for the cost of your labour and materials. Once the job is finished, I will pay you based on the quality of work. You may leave a short resume of your credentials below, or, preferably, slip it under the door of my personal manor directly in front of the church entrance.

--Signed, Quintus of Julii; Baron of Mourningwood"

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[Does big boy want to use a big boy potty?

:3]

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[Does big boy want to use a big boy potty?

:3]

((Where do you potty, the street? The park? Your Pants? ... Savage.))

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[i find a nice pit does the job well

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Quintus takes off his coat and rolls up his sleeves, frowning,

"I hope I don't have to do this myself."

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((Teehee, potty.))

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(Is this for real....)

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((Simple, cauldron wall behind it and a trapdoor. Now place half slabs around it. Last a bucket of water into cauldron. Lift seat do business, make sure seat is down after business. Add detail such as flower pots and a foutain with soothing water flowing to relax. All done now use a paper or left hand to clean up.))

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Walks by his friends house and sighs, watching him do a little dance due to lack of a potty.

"..I hope somebody builds one for him soon...waiting that long to go to the bathroom shan't be good for your health.."

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((I think y'all didn't RP it correctly. People were sceptical of toilets back then.))

*Beladin's face fills with shock as he reads about 'potties'. He grips his head hardly, arching his eyebrows in disapproval and disbelief.*

"Whuh woow'd anyune doo' d'at? D'as jawst..."

*Figuring he feels more comfortable in his home town, where there is no talk of 'potties' he takes a carriage to Solace, and begins to search for the Longboat, to sail to Varivik.*

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*Rowan chuckles as he passes the dispute between the two characters arguing about installing a potty*

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((TukTuk Once made "Boilets" to people, Don't think he does that anymore though :/))

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((I think y'all didn't RP it correctly. People were sceptical of toilets back then.))

*Beladin's face fills with shock as he reads about 'potties'. He grips his head hardly, arching his eyebrows in disapproval and disbelief.*

"Whuh woow'd anyune doo' d'at? D'as jawst..."

*Figuring he feels more comfortable in his home town, where there is no talk of 'potties' he takes a carriage to Solace, and begins to search for the Longboat, to sail to Varivik.*

((back then? what is back then? I just put "Back then" into a google search and "Asulon" didn't come up :-(

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* Taking this note seriously Nalro Grayhammer takes out his ink and quill. He begins writing in surprisingly elegant handwriting and in a well educated manor.

Dear Baron Quintus,

I don't know who you are, but I do know what you want. If you require me bringing my own resources, I can tell you I don't have much. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a perfect candidate for a job like this. If you decide not to hire me now, that'll be the end of it. I will not be offended, I will not take it to heart. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will build your 'potty'.

Sincerely,

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He then slips it under the man's door and walks away. *

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