The Soggy Mustache Brewery

[emberhard 82]

The Soggy Mustache Brewery

*A long poster at the cloud temple reads, here is placed a large green spot, in the middle is a white handlebar mustache over a flask of frothing ale*

((hopefully I can get one made soon!))

We are opening the nozzles and letting the finely crafted brew that is the brain child of 400 years of brewing experience flow!

Our own recipes:

Emberhard's Cider, the fruitiest drink to make you wake up in a gutter!

((Flavor: apple cider that tastes a bit creamy vanilla, stings a bit as it goes down

Effects: just slightly stronger than normal cider!

Appearance: tan, clear fluid, traditionally served warm))

Years and prices per bottle:

Year 32: 150

Year 35: 115

Year 38: 100

Year 42: 80

Year 45: 75

Year 48: 60

Year 51: 50

Redwood Whiskey, the brew that made drinking dangerous.

((Flavor: Smooth malty whiskey, aged in redwood barrels

Effects: extremely strong, a gentleman's drink

Appearance: Tan, clear, strong smell, contained in a tear-drop shaped bottle))

Years and prices per bottle:

Year 32: 125

Year 35: 100

Year 38: 85

Year 41: 70

Year 44: 55

Year 50: 45

Titania's Whiskey, not for the light hearted or weak willed

(( Flavor: much like redwood whiskey but a bit fruity, a slightly sour taste that is more like a small electric charge

Effects: Very minor healing capabilities, mostly appearing as an energy boost, can be slightly addicting, and another interesting effect that I will go no further in explaining than as "weak-medium strength dirty love potion"

Appearance: A slow, pulsing crimson glow luminates the whole drink hypnotizingly fading in and out, red particles appear glowing over the lid that tickle the face of the drinker.))

This ale can not be stored, it MUST be drank immediately after brewing.

Prices per glass: 250

The Dwarfish Pickaxe, its called that because en-experianced drinkers feel like they took one to the head after one sip.

((Flavor: Basically a VERY irish coffee

Effects: energy, extreme drunkenness

Appearance: A very dark liquid, normally served in a flask))

This ale dose not get any better or worse with age.

Price per flask: 100

Price per small keg: 300

Price per large keg: 1000

Nectar Wine, the most widely used elven pain killer

((Flavor: very sweet grape wine

Effects: it is possible for elves to get a bit of a sugar high from it, other than that its just really sweet wine

Appearance: perfectly clear but with a light green tint to it))

Years and prices per bottle:

Year 32: 140

Year 35: 115

Year 38: 100

Year 42: 80

Year 45: 75

Year 48: 60

Year 51: 50

To get these fine spirits send a bird to the master brewer Emberhard ((emberhard)) Or visit the brewery located in Ursakar. ((can also leave a bit down in the reply area))

More brews to come later friends! Look for other posters!

((Unfortunately due to the recipie for wine being busted I am a bit limited, don't be surprised if I run out of stock!))

We will buy flasks for 40 a piece and bottles from experienced glass blowers for 35 a crate!

Also willing to buy interesting ingredients from anyone willing to try a crazy experimental ale, prices negotiable!

[CTap 111]

Does Mizu know about this yet?!?!

[Mizu/Uzim 694]

Does Mizu know about this yet?!?!

Reported for *********** bullying

[Arbrek the Ancient 140]

*stops as he sees the extremely odd poster, stopping to read it. Kazraden chuckles heavily, almost falling over*

"Elves Brewing? What an absurd thought, a Prick-Ear couldn't brew real ale if Anbella herself told the bastard how!"

[emberhard 82]

*stops as he sees the extremely odd poster, stopping to read it. Kazraden chuckles heavily, almost falling over*

"Human's Brewing? What an absurd thought, a Manling couldn't brew real ale if Anbella herself told the bastard how!"

(( that awkward moment when Emberhard is an elf, and learned brewing from the dwarves))

[Arbrek the Ancient 140]

(( that awkward moment when Emberhard is an elf, and learned brewing from the dwarves))

*stops as he sees the extremely odd poster, stopping to read it. Kazraden chuckles heavily, almost falling over*

"Elves Brewing? What an absurd thought, a Prick-Ear couldn't brew real ale if Anbella herself told the bastard how!"

((Fixed, still accurate, however.))

[simidimi12 (Symo) 70]

*Coming across the many posters in Cloud Temple, he is intrigued by this one. Symodimi then decides to leave one under to suggest something*

If you ever need to re-supply on wheat, since I know this material is needed to produce ale, contact me. My name is Symodimi Dracaena. If you are interested in anyway, send me a bird ((IG or FORUMS)) and I'll tell you how much I sell wheat. The price is always negotiable, depending on how much you decide to buy in a lot.

*Signed Symodimi Dracaena*