Council Meeting - 12/7/12

[Thrym 188]

Maellik is thankful that Kilgrim seems more wiling to explain positions and turns to him.

Do I realleh 'ave ter reiterate mah self. I there were unconstitutionally approved as a private military guard for 'iebe.

Really? I 'ad neva 'eard dey were a private guard, merely da army ov da 'umans in our lands.

Dey were alsho all put above our constitution and were instated with the wrongfully given title of Honorary Dwarfs.

Oi argue dat dey were not given da title illegalleh. 'oweva, oi feel da choice was wrong an' should be undone. While legal, it shouldn' 'ave been made.

[Hiebe 2493]

Kilgrim, dey earned der title with blood sweat an honor, not by sum paper. Whut ave we turned tu dat we need a fecking paper to decided our titles?

[Kilgrim 361]

Hogarth remains seated but his face becomes reddened and his voice filled with rage.

"T'at's 'bout the biggest pile a Orc S'it I've 'ear in meh life. Yer speakin' treatorous words infront of the king himself! Whutever 'append tuh the respect towards the king? 'iebe was there tuh take kingship when no one else stepped up, and unlike yeh 'e 'asn't built twuh bloodeh ciites in 'is kingship! I'm tiored a yer blabbin' Kjell."

Hogarth turns to Hiebe and speaks with anger in his voice

"King, I believe we 'ave another deceitful Lord Marshall on our 'ands."

'ow ignorant can you be. You speak the words of fools. Your bias arrogance blinds the truth from your eyes. 'iebe ish meh own cousin an' I can even see dat wut 'e 'as done ish wrong. Te factsh are factsh! You fools are so set on te path of hatred and quick to get into arguments that you can't undershtand dat our King has done wrong. You are causing more trouble than this council ish worth and are trying to divide us. If anything you are instituting chaos that we dun need. How foolish can you all be that even Maelik agreesh wit meh solution yet now you are set on gettin' rid of our Lord Marhsal.

Kilgrim, dey earned der title with blood sweat an honor, not by sum paper. Whut ave we turned tu dat we need a fecking paper to decided our titles?

Where do ye keep gettin' dis idea that everytin' ish written on paper. I neva even 'eard of dese feckin' interlopers. An' ye keep refferring to everyone as we. But ish really unleh you. You are te only one who thinks everytin' ish on paper. If anythin' ye are just angry dat tings aren't goin' yer way. Ye alwaysh are shayin' dat ye regret our constitution when all it does ish bring law and order. Ye approved and now ye refrain to even follow te laws it states.

[Hiebe 2493]

Kjell are ye mad ? Since ive been king I rebuilt karik. I built holm in another life, kal Dwain was built by Darius, an anart by skath? Ye built fecking cities like I born children.

[Kilgrim 361]

Kjell are ye mad ? Since ive been king I rebuilt karik. I built holm in another life, kal Dwain was built by Darius, an anart by skath? Ye built fecking cities like I born children.

BOTH OF YOU SHUT DA **** UP. I'M TIRED OF YE FUCKIN' BLABBERIN' YE SHTUPID BAFOONS! DIS IS A FUCKIN' COUNCIL MEETIN' AND YE TURNED IT INTO CHILDS BOASTIN' AT EACHOTHER ABOUT HOW YOU ARE ALL IDIOTS! WE ARE 'ERE TER DISCUSS THE CONSTITUTION AND DA WRONGS DAT 'AVE BEEN DONE! NOW SHUT DA **** UP UNLESS YE 'AVE SHOMETIN' ON TOPIC TER SAY!

[Thrym 188]

Maellik has begun to calm down a bit and turns to Kilgrim.

"Kilgrim, would ye please show meh evidence dey were made as a private guard? I 'ad not 'eard ov anytin' ov dis sort before an 'ad believed dem merely to be da army ov da 'uman's in our land."

[Serf 647]

Thoak looks over the council room at the atrocity of what has happen with a look of disgust underneath his beard. He shakes his head for a moment and stays silent, and then folds his arms as he attempts to listen over the shouting, and fighting of the Dwarves in the council room.

[Kilgrim 361]

Maellik has begun to calm down a bit and turns to Kilgrim.

"Kilgrim, would ye please show meh evidence dey were made as a private guard? I 'ad not 'eard ov anytin' ov dis sort before an 'ad believed dem merely to be da army ov da 'uman's in our land."

Takin' straight from der flyer: The Crimson Edict is King Hiebe's personal group of warriors.

[Thrym 188]

((Snip. Read statement wrong))

[Tortek 51]

Tortek stands up out of his seat and begins to speak toward the council

Everehune fecken calm duwn alreaeh! Kilgrim beh roig't! Nuw remember weh are all kin! Weh are all suns uf Urguan! Nuw Ah 'ave tu agree dat w'at 'iebe is was nut roig't but Kjell ye went tu far w'en ye spuke tu meh cousin Maellik! 'e is still young nuw remember all uf ye dat weh are all un une soide deh soide uf deh Dwarves! Nuw fur ye 'iebe! Ye are nae alluwed tu make yer uwn fecken armeh! W'at beh wrung wif ye!? Alsu Karik beh s'it! Weh are muven frum der and weh would ye even need tu fix 'ulm ur rebuild Kal'Dwain!? Dis is just nunsence, Weh should nae waist our toime and resources un worthless dings! Sumetin a truleh great King would knuw! Nuw let us discuses deh subject at 'and! W'at dues everehune dink bout deh armeh dat 'iebe 'as created fur 'imslef dat 'as nae loyalty toward deh Council ur Deh Legion?

[Gorum© 623]

Maellik wonders why the bloody guards aren't doing there job and keeping bystanders away.

(( Thoak is a council member ))

[Thrym 188]

Takin' straight from der flyer: The Crimson Edict is King Hiebe's personal group of warriors.

Hmm... Well in dat case oi agree dat da group's formation was illegal though I still think their 'onarreh titles, though needin' ta be removed, were dun by legal proccess. 'oweva, da group bein' illegal makes dere titles illegal as well in my mind. Da proccess fer da titles was legal but, due to the illegality of the group, oi now agree wit' yer statement in whole, Kilgrim, not just yer solution.

(( Thoak is a council member ))

((O, derp. Sorry, I'm a bit tired and read his statement wrong. For some reason I thought he was saying he was looking in from outside and forgot he was on the council at the moment when I read it.))

[Hiebe 2493]

Dey onley reason dey answer tu meh is OVIOUSLY ventus and Kjell dunne git along. Dis meeting as gone tu **** over sumting su pitiful and yer all arguing an I can du **** about da arguement. Dwarves were never made tu be democratic.

[Thrym 188]

Dey onley reason dey answer tu meh is OVIOUSLY ventus and Kjell dunne git along. Dis meeting as gone tu **** over sumting su pitiful and yer all arguing an I can du **** about da arguement. Dwarves were never made tu be democratic.

((Well, technically the Dwarves are currently a republic. Democracies have the people directly in control of voting and stuff, republics have representatives like the council we have. Yes, it doesn't matter, yes this is probably pointless in the scheme of things and yes, that little detail was bugging me for some reason and I really have no idea why... :mellow:

EDIT: Ugh...reading things wrong again. You said "be democratic" which is correct, not "be a democracy" which I read...

I'm gonna call it a night and come back to this exquisite example of dwarven politics in the morning when I can read things correctly.))

[Boomack21 124]

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