Da Targoff'z Rally

[◥▶◀◤мσкѕнα / ƒιѕну◥▶◀◤ 43]

Moksha blows his warhorn, summoning as many of the current Krughai to his side as possible. After waiting a few moments for them to assemble Moksha begins to shout.

"URUKZ!!! DEZE AMZ NUB'HOSH TYMEZ!!!"

"URUK BRUDDAH KLOMPZ URUK BRUDDAH AGH WHIEH? SHAR'KU MAYKZ PEEZE WIF DA PINKIEZ AGH MAYKZ UZ WEEK!!!"

"HIMZ TRI'N TU ZUPH'N UZ, WEEK'N UZ, DEEZTRUI UZ!!! WEIH NIEH 'TAND ZTRUNG AGH UNITE AZ TRUU BRUDDAHZ AGH PUH ANGH END TU DIZ RAMSHAGG'AH SHAR'KU!!!"

"MIEH NUB KARE WHU LATZ BLAH ZHULD BIEH DA TRUU LEEDEH, MIEH NUB KARE WUB LATZ TINK ZHULD 'APPUN. MIEH UNLEH KARE DAT WEIH NUB FLAT EECH ODEH KUZ OB ASH DUMAZZ, WEIH MUZH 'TAY TUGEDHUR AGH FLAT SHAR'KU, AH NUB KARE IB LATZ FULLEH MIEH UR NUB, BUH WEIH MUZH FLAT SHAR'KU!!!"

Moksha raises his spear into air and begins to chant.

"FLAT SHAR'KU, FLAT DA BUUB!"

Moksha mounts his Lur wolf, Gijak and continues to rally the Krughai, hoping to have gathered as many urukz as possible.

[George of House Glover 372]

*Puts poster up all over 2.5land*

Krugmar am de bezd

[DrakeHaze. 2524]

*The ice encasing Grogmar cracks slightly as Grogmar's face begins to scowl*