Liu Industries: New Invention "poopy Paper"

[bignsxxy 128]

*this sign is posted all over wealthy neighborhoods in cities across Anthos. 

 

"

 

Liu Industries 

 

Are ye tired of being the lass or lady at the dinner table with ye dirty and stinky hands?

 

((its only mud relax))

Fear nae more thanks to the breaking developments from Liu Industries. We have created "Poopy Paper" for all ye needs; Don't want stinky fingers? Use Poopy Paper, Don't Want snotty fingers? Use Poopy Paper, Fart a little drippy? Use Poopy Paper.

 

Poopy Paper, is the softest paper treated with chemicals to make you bum smell like Roses, and double ply to make sure you don't get poopy fingers after all.

 

So if your tired of using the same rags as peasants and creepys, buy Poopy Paper today.

 

Poopy Paper Roll

(Comes in 64 Sheets of Paper, around 1 Wooden Spool(a stick).)

 

Price:

6.4 mina each.

 

 

Limited Edition Rolls(custom)

*only seen in their respective postings

We will have the imprints of several figures available in different regions;

Malinor Special: Each section imprinted with the image of Peter Chivay

Oren Special: Each section imprinted with Golden Age Symbol

Dwarven Special: Imprinted with image of the late Toveah Goldman

Orc, Ka, and Hafling Special: Just a stick, we dont sell to ye

 

Send a bird for orders.

 

In development:

-The Throne of Chivay (Toilet)

-Dwarven Arm Extender 

 

~Liu Mali-Chen

 

 

"

[Shorsand 2006]

[bignsxxy 128]

"Liu Industries are ground breaking company trying to develop a new way we see digestive products. The future of bowel movements will be centered around the advancement of our hardworking engineers. Our goal is to have a Throne of Chivay in every castle by the end of the next dozen Elven weeks. We are looking for donations to develop our product, donate today, take a Chivay tomorrow
".

 

((ic'ly & Rply i am researching techniques to develop a toilet, this is not a troll post... i am really consulting engineers to develope techniques to transport water... and sell paper... try to limit the gifs they dont agree with my laptop))

[Shadeleaf 1023]

(( O_O I... am speechless... take my +1))

[Aptrotta 162]

(( Vonschlitchen co already has built a toilet))

[SortedJarhead 817]

Eoghan stares blankly in awe at the scroll. He throws all his coins at the paper.
"Give meh meh Poopeh Paper alredeh!"

[bignsxxy 128]

(( Vonschlitchen co already has built a toilet))

((Links or pictures? I never said create though we are working on our own))

[Aptrotta 162]

(( haha I meant you could partner with them and make a super toilet))

[bignsxxy 128]

(( haha I meant you could partner with them and make a super toilet))

((I never met the guys who ran their company... so idk.. im going to stick with my engineers rply, but i might steal some designs rply))

[Aptrotta 162]

(( I partly run it, RHcrow left and he did nt give it to anyone. I was the top engineer so I am not sure))