Demands Against House Denurem

[Cirdanoth 190]

Reads the note over Mirtok's shoulder and walks out of the castle whistling. Upon reaching the top of the walls he directs the aim of every ballista within range of the Dreadfort at said fort. An afternoon wasted but worth it, he waits for the opportune moment to rain metal on Lord Flay.

((Just an OOC note... But ballista shots wouldn't be capable of destroying stone fortifications. Large metal javelins (if you wish to put up an argument for them) on the other hand, wouldn't be feasible, in regard to construction cost vs. estimated damage caused. You're better off remodeling your ballista so it could shoot, say, large stone ball ammunition or the like. Much cheaper, and it would actually form a threat to a castle. Or go for onagers/trebuchets/mangonels...))

 

Lissa Ransom's overheard rumours of dawning war.. She merely hopes that none of her friends'll find'n untimely end.

[Silevon 497]

Pjtor Kobel, a oathless peasant, catches wind of said demands from the local Lords of NATO. In a fit of delusion he spouts the following as he makes his strolls throughout the Oren Empire.

 

"REMOVE TEUTON remove teuton

you are worst teuton. you are the teuton idiot you are the teuton smell. return to mother green. to our green cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha , LION KNIGHT we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal **** but **** *******  teuton stink lion hansetia hansetia..teuton loss best day of my life. take a bath of dead tetuon..ahahahahahMOTHER LION WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget kneeler king, mirtok we kill the king , mirtok return to your precious mother green....hahahahaha idiot teuton and lion knight smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE TEUTON FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. rose+blackmont+carrion+friends=kill mirtok...you will kneel king babalouche alive in blackmont, babalouche making rap magic of blackmont . fast rap babalouche blackmont. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of babalouche... you are ppoor stink teuton.. you live in a stone hahahaha, you live under rock

babalouche alive numbr one #1 in ROSE ....**** the GREEEN ,..FUCKk ashol tetuon no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. ba locuhe aliv and real strong wizard kill all the teuton farm aminal with rap magic now we the b-mont rule .ape of the zoo presidant mirtok of united states of hansetia teuton made f*ck with great iblees and lay egg this egg hatch and JON BLACK wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak good land we will crush u lik a skull of pig. blackmobnt greattst house"

Hunwald nods in agreement.

[Mirtok 2853]

*Mirtok rises from his royal chambers early in the morning, careful not to wake the new Queen as he walks butt-ass naked over towards his wardrobe. After shuffling through several suits and garbs he settles on his favored black suit and slips it on; his wife smiling from the bed. He gives her a slight nod and exits the room, descends down the cold stone steps and finally finds himself behind his desk in the War Room. Mirtok notices his brother Darius snickering over a piece of paper so he makes his way over to view the source of the comical scene.

 

*After reading over the note Mirtok grins widely. He pulls up a piece of parchment, the nicest envelope in his stock and prepares his response.

 

"I don't take kindly to threats."

 

[[Warning, explicit lyrics]]

 

*The note bound in rich paper and sealed with a black cross is discreetly placed on August's throne in the meeting hall of the Dreadfort for the intended recipient to find.

[Niso 91]

Tadok walks out of his room, plenty of broken flasks can be seen in the floor from a drinking session he had with his brother Erik. As he slowly walks over to the Sariant bunkers, he overhears a loud laughter coming from the North Gate tavern and decides to head over there. There he meets up with Garrus, Erul and Wes, he asks: 

 

"Wub de ell' yeh laughin' bout!?"

 

Shortly after hearing the story from them, he falls to the ground from the laughter and then joins in on the drinking. 

[Peter Chivay 2494]

Peter Chivay awakes and opens his drawers, only to find a horribly made replica of the Tuetonic Tabbard within its contents.

 

"Hm... this'll do." States the Grand Master, fitting snugly into its armor and tabbard.

 

"Hmpf... I've seen better."

 

Peter than fishes into his drawer, drawing a long black piece of cloth. Amid it, two eye holes. He quickly wraps it around his face, his piercing blue eyes showing through the two slits.

 

 

...

 

 

Awkwardly climbing onto the top of his Keep, Peter stretches out his arms while wearing the tabbard, muttering the famous words.

 

"Always outnumbered, never out gunned." Wondering what a gun truly is.

 

To Peter's suprise, a large chorus of White Roses had assembled in the court yard. Singing a strange song, only fit to such a saying.

 

[Avacyn 1712]

[Mirtok 2853]

*Sits beside himself wondering what retarded filth just echoed across the landscape and into his ear holes. Certainly not the motto of the Teutonic Order, which he reminds himself is "Beliae doe Emperor!" Yeah, now that's a good motto . . .

[bignsxxy 128]

*Liu after selling arrows in Salvus hearing this news sends a bird back to his workshop

 

"Load all of our Ballista rounds on the next ship in, any enemy of the Blackmonts and the Roses are friends of mine... Im feeling extra spiteful to those bastards through in 2 bundles of arrow and a bucket of spider poison".

[Avacyn 1712]

*Liu after selling arrows in Salvus hearing this news sends a bird back to his workshop

 

"Load all of our Ballista rounds on the next ship in, any enemy of the Blackmonts and the Roses are friends of mine... Im feeling extra spiteful to those bastards through in 2 bundles of arrow and a bucket of spider poison".

((How would you hear about this?))

[bignsxxy 128]

((How would you hear about this?))

((about the war in general, nothing specific all my guy knows is they are fighting each other, and he really hates the roses so he listens to news about them constantly.

 

When my company is producing bathroom products we are arming nations...  ))

 

*Liu mutters to himself

"If one white rose lays on the field of battle with several Arrows with L.I. mark on it, I have completed my companies goal of cleaning up all the crap. Let it be roses or our famous poopy paper, it is all the same in the Creators eyes".

[3andD 1722]

((about the war in general, nothing specific all my guy knows is they are fighting each other, and he really hates the roses so he listens to news about them constantly.

 

When my company is producing bathroom products we are arming nations...  ))

 

*Liu mutters to himself

"If one white rose lays on the field of battle with several Arrows with L.I. mark on it, I have completed my companies goal of cleaning up all the crap. Let it be roses or our famous poopy paper, it is all the same in the Creators eyes".

This is a demand to the DeNurem's, it's not about the roses. ))

[bignsxxy 128]

This is a demand to the DeNurem's, it's not about the roses. ))

they are allies)))