Dwarven Q&a

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

I don't believe so, however I think dwarven women have fake bears that they strap on to wear.

 

Actually a bunch of us including Charles, Hiebe and such decided that dwarfen women could have beard if they wanted, but it wasn't going to be forced because well... bearded women are a bit strange...

[Lefty 1696]

Understood, I was wrong, I shall retract my statement.

[troopermatthew 66]

What is maximum capacity for the average Dwarven beard?

 

Why is Dreek's Dwarf so fat?

 

If a Dwarf falls in the woods does he make a noise?

 

How much coal could a Dwarfy dig if a Dwarfy could dig coal?

 

Apples or Beards?

 

Are you sure Ellsia is a female Dwarf?

 

Can a biological eunuch be cured?

[Pinsir99 526]

Are you sure Ellsia is a female Dwarf?

 

I don't think we will ever know.

 

((But yes, she is)) 

[Hiebe 2493]

Actually a bunch of us including Charles, Hiebe and such decided that dwarfen women could have beard if they wanted, but it wasn't going to be forced because well... bearded women are a bit strange...

We've never had bearded women and since this is LOTC and not another generic dwarf fantasy realm we do not have bearded women.

 

But what do I know, most if not all of the previous dwarven lore has been changed by this new generation of "squeaky" dwarves so have at it, play a female with a beard.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

What is maximum capacity for the average Dwarven beard? 6 tonnes

 

Why is Dreek's Dwarf so fat? He aims to emulate himself in real life.

 

If a Dwarf falls in the woods does he make a noise? This question is stupid, dwarfs don't go into forests.

 

How much coal could a Dwarfy dig if a Dwarfy could dig coal? All of it.

 

Apples or Beards? Beards.

 

Are you sure Ellsia is a female Dwarf? She won't let us check :\

 

Can a biological eunuch be cured? Sorry, we can't help with your man problems.

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.