-Echoes Of The Taverns-

[LedZep98 198]

 

        All across Anthos pub crawlers and tavern seekers alike have heard one song as of late echoing throughout the ale halls of the realm. The men who sing this are always dressed alike, adorned top to bottom in green garbs and cloaks, many of them looking quite rustic, which is befitting of their songs. They play energetic, up-beat music along with the jingle before the chorus roars out from the massive men.

 

"Oh /King/ Thorin ah' Urguan!"

"No true king fer' sure-ah-gon!"

 

"Truly an insult tah' our lord 'oren!"

"Fer' 'is insults are really quite borin'!"

 

"Half tha' size ah' any man I've seen!"

"And but a quarter of Old Man Green!"

 

"They've been waitin' an' watchin' oh so silently!"

"An' now we'll end 'is empire quite very violently!"

 

"Hey!"

 

"Men ah' tha' North, tha' South an' tha' East!"

"In tha' Dwarven 'alls we shall soon feast!"

 

"Know that they'll be sparse ah' rest,"

"Fer' it's by all mighty God which we 'ave been blessed!"

 

"Urguan we'll soon come fer' you!"

"There's not a bloody thing that you can do!"

 

"We'll throw /King/ Thorin deep in ah' 'ole!"

"Or maybe stick 'is 'ead 'igh on ah' pole!"

 

      The men sing and dance about with merriment all through the night, their songs ringing through your ears as you try to drift off into sleep.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bael notes that all the human tavern goers and pub crawlers who have been brainless enough to sing this song in the Kal'Azgoth Tavern have been impaled on poles. He smiles because humans are dumb. Really dumb.

[Avacyn 1712]

Marcus Briarwood catches word of the acts of violence the dwarves have committed towards singers

 

He sheds a tear

 

For the dwarves have become no better than the men they seek to destroy

[Dun_Irongut 104]

*All across Anthos, pubs are closed due to a lack of ale; all except for those in the Dwarven Kingdom. Dun takes a hearty gulp of his Azgoth Ale as he sits and mumbles something about profits in a small dingy tavern within the halls of Kal'Azgoth*

[ARCHITECUS 4788]

gregory sings this in his house all he wants and there's really nothing a dwarf can do about it because he lives in kralta and kralts is the land of the free

[Heff 2460]

Bod smirks as the humans play their song in the Kastoria Tavern.

He mumbles, "Good lootin' will be available after they are killed."

[LedZep98 198]

(( I'm a little confused as to why you guys are assuming they're singing in Dwarven taverns...))

[Heff 2460]

(( I'm a little confused as to why you guys are assuming they're singing in Dwarven taverns...))

((You salis "All across Anthos pub crawlers and tavern seekers alike have heard one song as of late echoing throughout the ale halls of the realm." So with no specific area and you stating they are all across Anthos we assume you mean ALL across the realm in ALL pubs. Maybe specify it in the post so there is no more confusion?))

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

(( I'm a little confused as to why you guys are assuming they're singing in Dwarven taverns...))

 All across Anthos pub crawlers and tavern seekers alike have heard one song as of late echoing throughout the ale halls of the realm.