Of Monsters And Men

[VonAulus 2082]

((Mood Music:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-God2OwZg0))

 

The following is written in the blah so that only an orc can read it.

 

Grool starts speaking, everyone at first does not listen because they are orcs. But as time goes on, they gather around the aging orc to listen. 

 

"Bruddahz, wi em geddin hosh en numbahz. Owr fermz pruzpah agh owr luzkz full treez. Ah uruk hezz lurnd tu myk ah livin owd uv nuffin. Peep arund, diz wuz juz a iddul numed kemp juzd ah gahk bluudmunez agu, agh hez bukum de hoshezd uv kempz. Mi bruddahz, mi gruk det du urukaz uv cummunizm wuld nub bi abul tu wurk, bud latz pruuvd mi agh deh kunzul wrung. Nub unleh hyv wi zurvuvd, bud wi hav appruchd numbahz unlee zeen zynz wi levd Azulon. Owr guulz, de gaddah zuppliez ov wur em nub obbah, bud em wul un de weh tu kumpletion. Wi muzd stryv tu ged muur armur, muur arruwz, muur urukz tu klomp. Nubbin ez ebbah obber tyl latz eldahz blah ed zu! Wi hyv shuwd hosh hunur agh givahn gluree tu Krug.

 

Tudah bruddahz, mi em nub suggezdin, bud duin, ez ah uruk wuld, agh klemin de puzition uv Rex. Evlatz ged en mi weh, mi klomp latz, de uruk weh. Wi tyk aktion, nub juzd blah. Bud nub furget, even doh mi em Rex, mi em latz bruddah, agh latz em mi bruddah. Owr guulz em de zym.

 

Mi prumyz det du kuncul nub bi flat, wi styl neeb de gahk kuncul memabhz. Wen ah Rex flat, den latz pik frum de kuncul membahz tu peep whu ez nuw Rex. Ulzu de kuncul ken chyllenge de Rex. Wi muzd keeb de wurd uv de eldahz wif uz ez wi gu tu klomp."

 

((tldr: /money pay VonAulus 1000))

[The Cleaning Crew 571]

Gooms sits cross-legged on the ground near Grool. As the younger orc finishes speaking, Gooms nods and climbs to his feet.

"Wuz ezpekten diz. Zumazh mebbe try tu klomp wit lat, bud ed wyl nub bi mi. Lat wyl mayke uh hozher Rex den aneh uruk heer wit uz diz day. Gug'ye, agh tumorruw may lat bi Rex az lat am nuw tu mi."

Gooms nods again, respectfully, to Grool and the gathered orcs as a whole before turning around and heading back toward his home for the night.

[Friendly Guy 223]

*Begins loading up his food to move for sale*

[Aislin 4354]

Gronkk cries in his blarg. Grool told Gronkk he was Rex.

[Brevias 275]

Brevias raises his weapon and bellows chants of support and encouragement.

[SirSnowMan 318]

Gronkk cries in his blarg. Grool told Gronkk he was Rex.

*Goonk decides to cry to.*

[VonAulus 2082]

Cries alongside Gronk and his kubs, patting gronkbelly to support its sorrow. 

[bungo 3965]

Bogdanistan puffs his chest out, standing high above the skies, atop the Kraltan Cathedral.  He moves his hand to his jerkin, tearing the jerkin off and exposing god-like abs of steel.  Godanistan has given him a mission, to become Rex of Kebab.

[Mingpow321 285]

Bogdanistan puffs his chest out, standing high above the skies, atop the Kraltan Cathedral.  He moves his hand to his jerkin, tearing the jerkin off and exposing god-like abs of steel.  Godanistan has given him a mission, to become Rex of Kebab.

 

Vladislavistan stands next to his father atop the cathedral, waving a small stick through the air. His face is contorted in a grimace of concentration as he continues to wag the stick about. The small child's face lights up in excitement when a lightning bolt strikes in the distance before he realizes there are storm clouds above that portion of the sky.

 

"Magic missile! Magic missile! Make like wizard-stick and magic missile! Lightning bolt!"

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.