Krug's Friendship Chicken™

[Noer 577]

Footnote: All words were translated from blah and scribed by a random peasant.

Coming from an Idea generated from the Warband of Orcs, Krug's Friendship Chicken!

Here at KFC, we appreciate hard working and fat halflings. Our chicken comes from [][][][][][] with special ingredients from [][][][][][]. We are centered from the Trog, seeking new establishments from Malinor to Abresi!

So, you might be wondering, "Whats so special about KFC?" Well, Our special seasoning and cultural appreciation causes a single thigh to be enough to befriend any orc for a whole day. It is a source of food an a extra safety precaution for a reasonable price!

Orders May Be made in the reply Box Below, please request any shipments and name your price! We will contact you.

MENU

Chicken Thighs: 15 Minas, Buy one get one half off.

Chicken Bits: 12 Minas

Potato Wedges: 9 Minas

Biscuits: 4 Minas

 

Cookies: 4 for 5 minas, 1 complementary with a chicken thigh.

We are currently hiring, contact Bergert: (Halfling Resources).

Waitresses are Female Halflings or Darkies, Preferably Enslaved,

Cooks are Humans, Dwarves or Orcs, preferably drunk.

Servers are High Elves, preferably enslaved, and humans, preferably peasantry.

A staff list will be made soon!

Many Thanks, Bergert, The Fiery Lur of the West

Please Apply here, with your name, race, and age! Slave owners shall add to that with the name of their slaves' master.

 

STAFF LIST:

Vice President: Zajar'Gorkil

HR representative/Sales: Bergert'Lur

[Garukumus 81]

Nigel plans to order a large shipment of KFC to be sent out standard issue to the Salvan soldiers.

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Art wonders who the f--k turned his house into a KFC in Lenniel.

[Noer 577]

UPDATE!!

 

KFC now Introduces their newest store bought Item!

COOKIES!

These are now priced at 5 Minas for 4!

These Cookies are baked in the Orcish Badlands with Cocoa beans from the wilds!

[Mucky 443]

Olaf posts an offer somewhere.

 

oLaHV wIHL BuaI ChIKEn aHN CuOKi3s

[Lym 849]

This current Guild has been deemed inactive and has hereby been moved.

If you wish to appeal this decision you must present evidence to myself proving the guild is still active.