The Leaky Gobbo(Forum Rp)

[VonAulus 2082]

You walk into the smoke room, and you take gander around, surveying the joint. The bar tender, Graanak, offers you a pipe with some cactus green in it. You take a puff.

 

 

((Forum rp))

[Aislin 4354]

Gronkk waddles down the steps into the Leaky Gobbo. He has a halfling tucked under one arm, and a dead pig under the other. A large grin is plastered across his face, ignorant bliss taking hold of him.

 

Gronkk grunts as he puts down the his next meal down on the ground. He giggles as he ties up the halfling. After squeezing his large arse onto the stool, he gestures for Granaak to provide him with some paper. Gronkk pulls some of his "Thundagronkk" out from his loincloth and begins breaking it apart by hand. He then lays the thick layer of cactus green into the paper, and rolls a thick ugly Orcish joint.

 

He lights it and puffs happily as he turns to Grool.

 

Gruul! Gronkk amz exksited tuu klomp pinkiez. Furzt ad de Anfus Turnament, den wen wi klomp dem goi! Hwu am lat tink'n wi zhud klomp furzt?!?!?!?!??!!

 

Gronkk yanks on the lead around the halfling and pulls him closer. He forces the midget to smoke the Thundagronkk. The halfling passes out instantly.

 

Eurhur.

[VonAulus 2082]

Grool, sitting in a cushioned chair, taps his giant spoon/shaman staff against the ground once.

"Wi nub decyd whu tu klomp zu deh nub gruk which goi wi kumen ed!"

[Austin 697]

Thore'Gorkil walks in puffing heavily on his cactus green pipe, he sets down with his stomach slightly bloated and begins to pick lint from his belly button

[The Cleaning Crew 571]

Gooms sighs, bored, and settles into a chair in the corner of the room. He adjusts his pumpkin slightly, then beckons Graanak over to his table. 

 

"Breng mi zumten bub'hozh agh debeletaten. Feelen lyke duin nuvven tuday. Agin."

 

After receiving a green-tinged, darkly colored brew, he lifts it and tilts his head back, pouring a large portion of it through the mouth hole of his pumpkin. He grits his teeth as the brew burns its way down his throat and shivers, shaking it off before turning his attention to the tied-up halfling. He stairs at it idly as he raises his cup for another swig.

[Aislin 4354]

Grool, sitting in a cushioned chair, taps his giant spoon/shaman staff against the ground once.

"Wi nub decyd whu tu klomp zu deh nub gruk which goi wi kumen ed!"

 

Gronkk smacks his head against the table abruptly then chortles dumbly. 

 

DAZ HOSH IDEEUH! GRONKK NUB TINK'D OB DAT! Gruul wer wuz lat mizz'n fer zum tik?

[VonAulus 2082]

"Gronk, mi wuz ryt hur smuuken de kektuz grun, det em wur mi kym ub wif dez ideers."

[Dreek 1633]

Lurtz'Gorkil plods in smoking his cactus green. He plops himself down at the bar. If you would look closely you would see that a large puddle of slobber is developing on the bar top.

[Dash_Rogers 130]

*In a corner booth sits Belrag'Lur.

He has by his side a large collection of all species of fish in a bag fashioned out of what may used to be an animal.

In font oh him on the table are some fish poorly cooked and other fish completely raw. He looks to be taste testing them.

 

He looks over to Gronkk and looks unsatisfied, as if he wishes his fish tasted more like Gronkks delicacies.  

[_krug_ 247]

Glumpuz walks into the Leaky Gobbo, smoking some cactus green. He appears to have a chicken sitting atop his head, and another 4 chickens under his arm. He sits down.

After finishing his feast, Glumpuz reaches into his loincloth, pulling out a clumped-together collection of stolen hair. He puts it down in front of him, then begins to study it, looking for any flaws.

[Dash_Rogers 130]

*Another time different than the current within the The Leaky Gobbo, lotc.co/topic/98654- ((Please add your role play interactions within the link provided to give atmosphere to this thread as if happening at a different time frame then the current forum RP.)) 

[Aislin 4354]

Gronkk wakes up from under the counter, still a little baked.

 

WER AMZ EBERASH?!

[VonAulus 2082]

Grool looks up from his pipe.

 

"Gronk wi em guin huntin yub? Fun tu klomp!"

 

He puffs on his pipe again, inhaling the smoke. His face relaxes and forms a ring with his mouth, letting out a puff shaped like a ring. He watches it intently as it floats to the stone ceiling and settle in with the rest of the smoke. 

[Aislin 4354]

Gronkk giggles as he swallows the last of his joint. He blows a large ring of smoke, rippling through the wind as it floats slowly, then he blows an intricate ship that passes through the ring.

 

Eurhur yub wi guuin hunt'n. Gronkk hab find'd ash hosh zput in de dezurt, id amz by ouaziz. De nub'ded will flat.

[Tayelikel 193]

Elphaba makes her way into the bar. looking around and takeing a free seat alone at the near by table looking about the people around her