Warclaim

[Dreek 1633]

                Rebellion in the Wilds

 

*Dreek sends a notice to the current king of Telemar*

'Since you have made me my own noble house of Ireheart, we hereby press our claim for the throne and have the allies needed to usurp you. We ask you to form your reply soon. Choose wrong, and war will visit your lands. We are a generous house and will offer you another offer as well. Destroy the title 'Kingdom of Telemar' along with all noble titles and land titles within it.

We use this as evidence of our claim as a noble house.

"Dreek, you have been accepted, however, you are just recognized as a noble house. Not a king or queen."

-Noble Lord and Title Claimant Dreek leader of the noble house Ireheart.'

Political King Maxwell Denies it. He writes a letter to Dreek. "Dear Dreek, I suppose war it is. Gather your allies, as it is on

 

Attacking Faction:

Clan Ireheart/Stormhammer + Allies

 

Defending Faction:

Kingdom of Telemar + Allies

 

Area Under Claim:

All of Telemar(This is approved by Telemar’s Leader)

 

Time:

10/5/13 5pm CST

 

Rules:

No Brews

No hackz

No Golden Apples

No Feesh

No Enderpearls

No Enchanted Weapons/Armor

 

Rewards:

If Clan Ireheart wins:

The Kingdom of Telemar is dissolved along with all titles.

The wilds is once again made into a neutral zone, under the protection of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan.

The honorary title of King of Telemar is placed onto Bael Tunnelsmasher.

All forts or castles owned by Telemar are deconstructed by Clan ireheart and it's allies.

If The Kingdom of Telemar wins:

Clan Ireheart’s Claim is lost.

The Kingdom of Telemar is recognized as an official Kingdom under The Grand Kingdom of Urguan.

[GavinTheViking 151]

[First]

[Helvetius 314]

((Aren't there enough wars at 5PM CST on October 5th? Seems a bit many at around all the same time. Not hating.))

[Dreek 1633]

((If you are referring to the Waagh, that is EST, not CST. So it is about 2-3 hours before this one.))

[Gorum© 623]

have faith in the dreams and someday your rainbow will come smiling through

the dream that u wish will come true

yeahyeahyeahyeah

yeahyeaheyaheyaehbeyaeheyeaheyeah

 

a dream is a wish your heart makes when your fast asleep

alone in the night u whisper thinkin no one can hear u at all

[Dreek 1633]

have faith in the dreams and someday your rainbow will come smiling through

the dream that u wish will come true

yeahyeahyeahyeah

yeahyeaheyaheyaehbeyaeheyeaheyeah

 

a dream is a wish your heart makes when your fast asleep

alone in the night u whisper thinkin no one can hear u at all

((Thank you for summing up the words of many nation leaders in a poetic way Gorum))

[Minea 124]

((Does the dwarf kingdom of nobles as a whole support this, if so Wolvengard has bad blood with Telemar, we could help if you came IC to us))

[Gorum© 623]

Trolling aside, here is my take on this warclaim:

 

 

In Laughter: An Essay on the Meaning of the Comic, French philosopher Henri Bergson, renowned for his philosophical studies on materiality, memory, life and consciousness, tried to determine the laws of the comic and to understand the fundamental causes of comic situations.^[38]

His method consists in determining the causes of comic instead of

analyzing its effects. He also dealt with laughter in relation to human

life, collective imagination and art, to have a better knowledge of society.^[39]

One of the theories of the essay is that laughter, as a collective

activity, has a social and moral role, it forces people to eliminate

their vices. It is a factor of uniformity of behaviours, it condemns

ludicrous and eccentric behaviours.^[40]

In this essay, Bergson also asserted that there is a central cause

all comic situations are derived from: mechanism applied to life. The

fundamental source of comic is the presence of inflexibility and

rigidness in life. Indeed, for Bergson the essence of life is movement, elasticity and flexibility,

and every comic situation is due the presence of rigidness and

inelasticity in life. Hence, for Bergson the source of the comic is not ugliness but rigidness.^[41]

All the examples taken by Bergson (a man falling in the street,

cartoons, imitation, the automatic application of conventions and rules,

absent-mindedness, repetitive gestures of a speaker, the resemblance

between two faces...) are comic situations because they give the

impression that life is subject to rigidity, automatism and mechanism.

Bergson actually took this idea from Schopenhauer, who explains how

laughter emerges from the collision between intuition and reason.

Finally, Bergson noted that most comic situations are not laughable because they are part of collective habits.^[42]

Thus he defined laughter as an intellectual activity that requires an

immediate approach to a comic situation, totally detached from any form

of emotion or sensibility.^[43] A situation is laughable when the attention and the imagination

are focused on the resistance and rigidity of the body. Thus somebody

is laughable every time (s)he gives the impression of being a thing or a

machine.

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bael supports Dreek's move to reclaim his throne.

[Sky 0]

Bael supports Dreek's move to reclaim his throne.

Kevo stands beside his brother

 

"King Brudah, teh Tunnelsmashers will take wot is ours!". 

[brotherpig123 38]

((Aren't there enough wars at 5PM CST on October 5th? Seems a bit many at around all the same time. Not hating.))

I think it's awesome that there will be total chaos with so many wars occuring on one day.

Everyone will be online to defend their kingdom and there will be no 'one-day orcs' to sabotage our eventual conquering of all of Anthos!!

 

Good job Dr33k.

[Eldritch Lagomoprha 81]

New Dawn and all it's allies are siding with Telemar on this one, we believe that Telemar deserves to be a kingdom.

[Josh3738 3137]

*Dwarven banners head a column marching forward from Kal'Ithrun. Zahrer shouts Dreek.

"Ah'm commin!!!"

[KUSHerZombie 222]

((Guys, I have something to tell you. Saterday is the 5th. Most wars are on le sixth, which is sunday. Also, as king of telelmar, I do approve of this oocly.))

  Maxwell sighs, shifting to side to side. He seems a bit weary now about it, but pushes those thoughts aside, knowing they have some allies.


 

[Moot 1719]

Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly.