Charles_Grimlie 1072 Share Posted October 25, 2013 I wanted to start a thread where the most outrageous facts of Paragon Kjell could be mentioned. Yes this is like a Chuck Norris Fact list but instead with Paragon Kjell or Kjellos. After a nice list has been compiled I do plan on using it for RP as a list of Myths regarding the old Paragon or the Wiki. Now! Let us begin. First of, Paragon Kjell fucked sheep. Kjell found Olaf in the deepest pits of the nether, then taking him home to raise.Kjell really did intercourse sheep this not myth kjell is pretend to be candyman and take childparagon kjell made passionate love with numerous sheep, pigs, and many other farm animals during his lifetimekjell is so strong that he only fights behind walls kjell is so intimidating toveah died of diabetesKjell's beard is so amazing, it is believed that his beard is what inspired Prince Native to grow his own legendary beard.Kjell had homosexual sex with Hiebe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mucky 443 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell found Olaf in the deepest pits of the nether, then taking him home to raise. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Author Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell's beard is so grand and grizzly that it can carry a full cannon with ammunition. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aislin 4354 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell really did intercourse sheep this not myth kjell is pretend to be candyman and take child Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carre_98 2 Share Posted October 25, 2013 paragon kjell made passionate love with numerous sheep, pigs, and many other farm animals during his lifetime Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Author Share Posted October 25, 2013 When Orcs go to sleep at night they check under the bed for Kjell ******* a sheep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carre_98 2 Share Posted October 25, 2013 kjell discovered anal beads during his many sexual encounters with sheep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quavinir_Twiceborn 1050 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell's beard is so amazing, it is believed that his beard is what inspired Prince Native to grow his own legendary beard. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
borokiller 2 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell had homosexual sex with Hiebe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carre_98 2 Share Posted October 25, 2013 kjell paid his way through college by providing sexual favours for sheep and other bi-curious dwarves Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Major Dom 1297 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell is sheep Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreek 1633 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell can pull a cannon out of his beard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles_Grimlie 1072 Author Share Posted October 25, 2013 This far the facts regarding Paragon Kjell are beginning to stack up! By far the best quotes are obviously the sheep ******* ones. Naa, jus' kidding! WW2 your fact is ingenious, also well as Quavin's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meanking 311 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell is a tier 5 mage In beard-magic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WuHanXianShi14 0 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell spelt backwards is Llejk Dorf spelt backwards if Frod Coincidence? ...I THINK yeah probably. Sidenote: Potato. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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