Lykos 276 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell and two dwarven councilors once lost a 3v1 pvp battle vs Lykos in Aegis due to counter attacks. Kjell is sheep And then Kjell was the sheep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quavinir_Twiceborn 1050 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell on a daily basis is asked to be FTBed with, by both men and women alike. Yet, he benevolently denies all requests, ((the only exceptions being sheep)) as anyone who would FTB with Kjell would lose all interest in any other dwarfs/men/thing, as Kjell is the most amazing FTBer in all of the known universe. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToenailTickler 290 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell once said "Aye" to a human, this human later became the first adunian Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lefty 1696 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell once had sex with a sheep, a few months later the sheep conceived the dwarves known today as "The Ireheart Clan" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lark 2227 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell's beard is so beardy, all other beards that aren't Kjell's are simply referred to as moustaches. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
dude 230 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Mai turn: You fear the Antags. The Antags fear Kjell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kardel 1054 Share Posted October 25, 2013 Kjell keeps dead orc babies that he ripped out of orcish men that he impregnated in ornate jars to be found in the bowels of his beard. . . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted October 25, 2013 How does Kjell find a sheep in grass? Good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bov61 32 Share Posted October 26, 2013 When Kjell goes hunting, orcs find and sacrifice their cubs to him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Destroyer_Bravo 1054 Share Posted October 27, 2013 Kjell doesn't use crossbows. He uses portal guns. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moot 1719 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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