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The hulking goth of Gorkil lets out a small chuckle upon receiving the news by a fellow orc "Globbizh albai. Dey du nub gruk haw deep ahm dah hole dey ahr digging." A grin begins forming on the face of the burnt orc "If wagh iz wub dey want, wagh dey zhall receive!" And with that, he calls for his clanmates. The year of the boar is coming. The sons of Gorkil ride again.

I LOVE MORBIUS!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST LOVE MORBIUS SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"It waz more den an honor, Bruddah. Rezt in peace wiz latz family. Aftur all dyz tik, lat dezerve it."

Your braincells will thank you

WAAAAGGGHHHHHH

The wargoth of clan Gorkil slaps his knee as he bursts into laughter after finishing reading the missive "Oh zkah dat hez tu be zatire." The hulking Ulug'Gorkil wipes tears of laughter off his face "Zkah, mi gut tu zhow it tu dah boyz." He rips the missive off the wall, making his way towards a fellow orc "Brudda! Kom peep dyz!" He shouts as he approaches his kin "Peep dyz." He hands them the missive "Komedi yn itz finezt." The orc shares a laugh with the orc before taking the missive back to show the fine piece of comedy to more orcs.

Trials of the Boar Clan Gorkil. The oldest clan of them all. Joining the ancient clan is no easy feat. Only the ones worthy enough may join the hulking sons of Gorkil, the second born of Krug. The aspiring Gorkil has to prove to the Wargoth, the clan’s leader, that they're powerful and honorable enough to call themselves Gorkils. For this, the 3 trials of the boar were made. Only upon passing the 3 trials one can call himself a son of Gorkil. A Gorkil warrior getting ready for battle Trial of Strength A son of Gorkil is expected to be in peak physical condition at all times. The ones who wish to join the clan must show they’re strong enough to be called a Gorkil. The first part of the trial is fairly simple. It consists of various physical activities such as weight lifting and rope climbing. The second part is also rather simple. A fight against the Wargoth/Elder conducting the trial. The outcome of the fight doesn't dictate if one passes or fails the first trial, what does is the aspiring Gorkil’s ability regardless of the outcome. Trial of Leadership The aspiring son of Gorkil must show he’s capable of leading before even joining. The second trial is much more complicated than the first one. Accompanied by the elder conducting the test and or the wargoth as well as a third clan member, the aspiring Gorkil has to successfully lead a hunt of a dangerous beast. The orcs accompanying the aspiring Gorkil will follow their orders during the hunt, making leading a hunt a little bit easier for the aspiring Gorkil. Only after proving they’re capable of making quick and smart decisions while also leading a group, the aspiring son of Gorkil may advance to the last trial. A group of Gorkil warriors hunting as a part of the trial of leadership Trial of Endurance For the last trial, the aspiring Gorkil must prove their willpower and endurance to extreme physical pain. The trial consists of the aspiring Gorkil being tied upside down while the rest of the clan, some armed with whips and daggers, cut, cut and whip the aspiring gorkil until they’re at the brink of of bloodlust. While most orcs are capable of passing the trial without much work, it is still not an easy feat. The trial of Endurance also serves as an induction ceremony. After the trial is done, the Wargoth slaughters a sheep for the new son of Gorkil, letting its blood spill into a bucket. Upon returning to the clan with the bucket, the Wargoth makes his way to the new Gorkil clan member and pours all the sheep’s blood on them. Only after receiving the shower of blood one is truly conisdered a Gorkil.

KRUG KRUG KRUG WALLZ WALLZ WALLZ

Ulug, the Goth of the glorious clan of Gorkil sips on his cold glass on Krug-Cola while reading the missive "Zkah dem all. Mi ahm gunna teyk deir tavurn fur myzelf."

"Hurhurhurhur peep aht dem twiggiez bruddaz!" The goth of Gorkil starts laughing as he reads the missive. He rips it off the wall it is nailed to "Well aht lyzt naw mi hev zom toilet paper hurhurhur"

"Pryti bazed tu bi honezt"

oh wow epic orc research! very cool

Latz Name: Wargoth Ulug'Gorkil Latz Race: Twig hurhurhur. Juzt kydding, mi a ork ((MC Name: flexMate)) ((Discord: flexMate#5561))

based and orcpilled

nah man let us ERP in peace (its a joke dont ban me I dont erp hehehehe I dont.)

bazed zhomo mojo

"Mashallah!" The Qalasheen housemage cheers "We should get the ferrymen shawarma in return!"

"Ya allah, I hate drama..." The Qalasheen housemage replies after reading the missive. He extends his arm, pointing his finger at the mop "Ya habibi, please start cleaning" He commands his mop, channeling his mana into it. With that, the mop comes to life, and starts cleaning the house. "Clothes, you go to the closet." He points his finger at the pile of clothes on his bed, channeling his mana into them as well. After a few seconds, the clothes do as he commanded. "Inshallah it will get done soon, and we can all eat shawarma together!"

the day i joined LOTC as an orc i felt so welcomed by the community even though i didnt understand a word it was a wholesome experience

vampire space jam i see. based.

"Ah whitewazh... Hozh hunt..." The Wargoth chuckles and puts the note in his pocket.

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