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A poster would be nailed to various pillars around the Iron’Uzg
“Ug bruddaz. Mi, Ulug’Gorkil, Wargoth uhf klan Gorkil iz praud to annaunz dah offizyal reopenin’ uhf dah Gorkil klan hall jym. Dah jym uz yn uz’ by ah lot uf bruddaz agh ziztahz but yt waz
nevah uffizialy open’d fur everiazh.
Frum naw un, tu entur dah jym, a jym memberzhip wyl bi requir’d.
Ah jym memberzhip iz ah annual zubzkriptzhen, agh wyl kozt azh’ty minaz per yir.
Dah unly azh’z dat nub nyd tu buy ah gym memberzhip iz Gorkil klan memberz.
Fur mur ynfo, kontakt fynd mi ihn dah Iron’Uzg agh blah tu mi.
Latz, Wargoth Ulug’Gorkil.”