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flexMate

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  1. iblees iblees iblees

  2. Amazing. Brought me back from the dead to comment +1
  3. The Urguan Republican Army claims responsibility for the murder of the goldies.
  4. Thrabor Ireheart throws a mug of ale at Ursus as he leaves "Take yer bloodeh gecko outta 'ere lad. Lizards aren't welcome en Thraborville."
  5. Thrabor Ireheart, the secret puppeteer of the Urguani government sits on his golden toilet bought using stolen tax money as he does every day. He grins while solving the weekly newspaper 's sudoku "Dat sudoku be 'ard..." He thought to himself while attempting the puzzle though with limited success - being a complete and utter dumbass.
  6. Thrabor Ireheart reads the missive whilst on the toilet. He doesn't care. He's on the toilet.
  7. "Unlike yer loneleh arse Oi 'ave a famileh tae take care of. Oi can't be outside bein' 'omeless loike ye!"
  8. "Go back tae yer slumber parteh!" Thrabor bursts into laughter before taking a long swig of his ale, giving a sip to each of his infant daughters too!
  9. "Dey call 'im sleepeh fer a reason ain't dat roight lads?" Thrabor Ireheart laughed with his comrades in the tavern, his two infant daughters in each hand for some reason.
  10. May the almighty have mercy on her soul this is so sad to hear. Prayers to the family.
  11. Can you confirm or deny your affiliation with skeletal terrorists?
  12. What do you think of the great country of the republic of TURKIYE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111?
  13. Thrabor Ireheart laughed with the lads over a cold pint of Ale served in a wooden mug "Fook dah Moreh!"
  14. "A foolish leader for a foolish realm." A certain undead commented.
  15. Glob'Dob'Lak, the rightful Rex of Lakmar nods in approval.
  16. On a ship in a docked in a distant land, a comically short elf, although unaware of his friend's fate - smiled thinking about her.
  17. Glob'Dob'Lak played a sad tune on this banjo that day.
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