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  1. Cracker
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/86223-declaration-of-low-crown-authority/
  2. Cracker
    http://i.imgur.com/pQN9nbl.png it aint easy but i did it
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    2. Thrym

      Thrym

      Hey buddy! Feel like handing out some free cash maybe? :P

    3. Silevon

      Silevon

      /money pay oHawkZo 5000

    4. Princeton

      Princeton

      Wut, I have 16 D:

  3. Cracker

    I WILL be the Lord of THE Craft!

  4. Cracker

    100 pound elf made it to the semifinals of orc tournament pvp is a sham and cancer to the server AFJAKSAJK

  5. Cracker

    lance extensions, lance extensions everywhere

  6. Cracker

    #collegebound

  7. Cracker

    who is the leader of the app team?

    1. Queen of Aegis

      Queen of Aegis

      Alan

    2. Hylian the Heretic

      Hylian the Heretic

      Alan technically, but danny is the overseer.

    3. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      ya mum

  8. Cracker

    what would you do for 3.0 to come out tomorrow

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    2. Violet Frost

      Violet Frost

      I would compete in the Hunger Games.

    3. The Victor Blair Project

      The Victor Blair Project

      I'd probably cut my hair. I need a hair cut.

    4. Hanrahan

      Hanrahan

      I would dirty my pants, then give Danny my firstborn son.

  9. Cracker

    what is lore but a miserable pile of secrets

    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      It's cause all LMs are corrupt.

    2. JtPv

      JtPv

      XD

    3. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      THey hide it from the community.

  10. Cracker

    finally white rose nerf #2op4me

    1. Zebanamana

      Zebanamana

      I'm happy they finally added it this patch

  11. Cracker
    http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/76214-pvp-mechanics/page-7
  12. Cracker
    http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Cool-on-the-Internet
  13. Cracker

    daaaayyyum arik just went hard on hawk

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    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      um... I missed it... should I go looking for it...

    3. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/80288-and-thus-the-hawk-shant-fly-again/page-3#entry684541
    4. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      oh my...

      I really shouldn't have gone looking...

  14. Cracker

    rose too op, stop nerfing flay with bans and nerf rose pls

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    2. Viscen

      Viscen

      patch 3.0:

      -removed matching WR uniforms

      -buffed flay bandana's intimidation factor

      -humans now die at 40 for added balance

    3. Avacyn

      Avacyn

      - added new reputation faction "The Order of the Black Rose"

    4. MetaSolaray

      MetaSolaray

      Oh not this again, We already dealt with the Black Rose Guild :c

  15. Cracker

    so many people here who've missed Aegis :/

    1. leave me alone

      leave me alone

      I was in Aegis.

    2. Jexdane

      Jexdane

      Hi

    3. _SteelMemes_

      _SteelMemes_

      And not enough people who remember it...

  16. Cracker

    haters need to get their heads out of their butt and learn to strategize and beat threats

  17. Cracker

    oren-haters: you guys realize that dwarves + any nation could probably beat oren. break the dwarf-oren alliance and get going

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    2. yekim8

      yekim8

      Dwarves would destroy Oren. It would have happened in Asulon but Oren had far too much land.

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      dwarves are good, you can beat em but you need to be on your 100% game and coordinate well. oren is never on their 100% game too many people not on ts, unable to communicate and strategy

    4. Cracker

      Cracker

      plus many of the factions oren aren't unified

      and synergize poorly

  18. Cracker

    flays or roses?

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    2. GaiusMarius

      GaiusMarius

      Teutonic Order pwns all.

    3. Cracker

      Cracker

      teutons dead bro

    4. GaiusMarius

      GaiusMarius

      Cracker, we pwn even in our deathbeds. Stop hating and get money and biches mate.

  19. Cracker

    happy 10th birthday to my homeboy D.A.V.E.R.N. #decadeofdecadance #squeakernation #babalouch #sexonfire #clubmascot #nolovelikeleland #swaggerdownpat #downlikedavern #yolodolo

    1. Chief Kief

      Chief Kief

      3 for 1 deal

  20. Cracker

    wow why you calling me racist? what'd i do to you? :P

  21. Cracker

    holla @ my boy leland22, happy 12th birthday #babycakes #lordlelandirongut #snugglecub #youngleland #scrippsgetem #mad4mili

    1. 0000

      0000

      #yolo

    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      #nolovelikeleland

    3. Goldrim

      Goldrim

      #hollahappybdayblakyotupac

  22. Cracker

    why do the dwarves still call themselves a kingdom? its a republic now

    1. Fid

      Fid

      Sounds cooler

    2. ayresalex

      ayresalex

      ya

  23. Cracker

    My mom called my doctor and said to him "What's the most accurate measurement for weighing" The doctor said..."an underwater weighing test" and just like that my mom said "when can my son and daughter take it" and the doc said 2 pm

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      My sister constantly talks about her hair. "Should I wash it?" "Should I pull my hair up or leave it down?" Stuff like that.

      It wasn't my idea to take this underwater weighing thing. The doctor puts you in a tank (and I didn't have a shower), makes you do certain things of breathing, and you put your head underwater for a few seconds. Not hard at all.

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      So...why did you mother go to such great lengths to weigh you? And why underwater?

    4. Cracker

      Cracker

      To answer you question, before my sister and I got into the tank, the doctor did a basic weight test then I got into the tank and did some breathing excerises to see how my lungs would be situated underwater. Then the doctor took the temperature of the water inside the tank. After I taken my underwater tests, I had to stick my head underwater for 8 seconds and it was done. 30 minutes its all it take.

  24. Cracker

    Rule Broken: [Multikill, Griefing, Xray, Etc.] Boxxy

  25. Cracker

    I live 4 miles away from boxxy...clearly i'm the real boxxy

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