A childish scribble drags across the paper, hung up loosely on the wall.
1. What is your favorite color?
a) Fuchsia
b) Sea Foam Blue
c) Champagne Pink
d) Beige
e) Teal
f) Malachite
g) Gamboge
h) Biloxi
i) Yellow-Blue-Brown
j) Tea Green
2. Are you currently in a relationship of any kind?
a) No
3. Do you require any jewelry for health reasons?
a) Yes
b) No
4. Do you suffer from any of the following disorders?
a) Arctic Hysteria
b) Aboulomania
c) Caffeine-Induced Anxiety Disorder
d) Boanthropy
e) Autophagia
f) Alien Hand Syndrome
g) Erotomania
h) Cotard Syndrome
i) Bibliomania
j) I would like to be
h) No
5. Pick the incorrect use of the word “jubilant”
a) He was jubilant
b) She was jubilant
c) I am jubilant
6. Complete the sentence,
7. Upon your eventual demise will you willingly give your organs, in the name of magic?
a) Yes
b) No
8. What is your favorite flatware
a) Soup Spoon
b) Demitasse Spoon
c) Grapefruit Spoon
d) Dessert Fork
e) Oyster Fork
9. Have you ever used a Rotavator
a) No
b) Yes
10. Do you know what a Rotavator is?
a) Yes
b) No
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Note that, in signing this, you agree that the Wizards’ Guild does not take responsibility for:
loss of vision, loss of Hearing, loss of touch, loss of smell, loss of life, development of one of the the disorders stated in question 4, loss of gender, development of a gender, loss of sexuality, development of a sexuality, loss of virginity, lack of 1,000 minas, incineration, liquefaction, or putrefaction.
Sign Here: Hazle
The signature drifts off the line as its written, obviously written by a child.