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  1. ♦ Kal ♦

    Arnold Schwarzenegger quotes status. Cuz it's fun.

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    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      "You should not drink and bake."

    3. Joe_Blackman

      Joe_Blackman

      "Cocainum."

    4. Aryon

      Aryon

      "No."

  2. ♦ Kal ♦

    Someone pls tell me, that it is possible to beat "The Binding of Isaac." I'm starting to lose faith.

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    2. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      Kal must not have beaten the original Legend Of Zelda. Talk about difficult.

    3. Imperial Legion Soldier

      Imperial Legion Soldier

      Ever play darksouls? :P

    4. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      I just saw this.

      And I'll kill you for it.

  3. ♦ Kal ♦

    Don't expect me home for dinner. Gonna watch the new Batman movie this evening.

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    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      bring a bullet proof vest

    3. meg

      meg

      To soon Skippy. To darn soon.

    4. meg

      meg

      To soon Skippy. To darn soon.

  4. ♦ Kal ♦

    Is there a single non Oren war claim team member? Just curious...

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    2. Space

      Space

      Wow.

    3. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      No.

    4. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      I ain't afraid of no Mog. Just saying, even if they try not to be bias... they might appear like that.

  5. ♦ Kal ♦

    My cat passed away to the day 3 years ago. There is no day of the year I hate more than valentine's day.

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    2. Dash_Rogers

      Dash_Rogers

      wow thats really bad mojo

    3. High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      *gives moar cookies

    4. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6SXGJP7G-c
  6. ♦ Kal ♦

    First day without Lym ... showing signs of deprivation

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    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Y U take all the Lym. We have to learn how to share.

    3. High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      B..but I like the Lym.

    4. Lym

      Lym

      -kisses Auzi on the cheek, gives Kal a bro hug-

      You trolls <3

  7. ♦ Kal ♦

    Kids ...stay away from the alcohol ... *urgh*

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    2. Lym

      Lym

      *Stops nipping at his original Mexican Tequila*

      Whaaaa?

    3. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Well. I can answer now, why the rum is gone.

      What I don't know, is why I'm awake. <.<

    4. High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      *shivers. Fruit...fruit soaks alcohol up. Fruit...is the worst. *shivers some more.

  8. ♦ Kal ♦

    It's been while... http://i.imgur.com/JqDPsRg.gif

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    2. Fredfort (jens6851)

      Fredfort (jens6851)

      That other german is back. :o

    3. Gwonam_Blaze

      Gwonam_Blaze

      Christopher Wawken?

    4. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Nope Gwonam. You are out of your element.

  9. ♦ Kal ♦

    300+ people on the forum ... nobody is voting?

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    2. Religious_Pie

      Religious_Pie

      I shall vote, but I can't until around 7:00

    3. High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      High Prophetess Mezua~ ♥ ツ

      I was going to vote, until I took an arrow to the knee...

    4. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Knees are overrated

  10. ♦ Kal ♦

    No need commenting on this. Just move on to the next status update.

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    2. Daniel

      Daniel

      kk :3

    3. SDJFDSJNFDSLKJVNDFBN

      SDJFDSJNFDSLKJVNDFBN

      wont comment

    4. Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Malzar(Mythmaster26)

      Ok, I was going to comment, but I guess I won't now. :3

  11. ♦ Kal ♦

    1. Post your captcha in this status, after you voted. 2. ... 3. Profit

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    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      http://i.imgur.com/mQXoT.png
    3. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      WTF Aislin? I've seen many strange characters in captchas, but this ... I don't even.

    4. KarmaDelta

      KarmaDelta

      ....... Aislin likes challenges.

  12. ♦ Kal ♦

    Your days of political corruption found a sudden end, hmm? >:3

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    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      You also know I'm not a person to gloat over somebody else mistake. Well, most of the time. *happy face*

    3. Archmage_Cataris

      Archmage_Cataris

      Its sooo ironic.

    4. MediocreGamer

      MediocreGamer

      DOWN WITH SYRIO, DOWN WITH TYRANNY! ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWA!

  13. ♦ Kal ♦

    Who ever gave perms of Riven to the enemy. Congratulations buddy. *sarcastic clap*

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    2. Beneh

      Beneh

      A group of people were doing this to all Salvus owned forts and villages. I saw them TNT'ing another fort also and I believe it was the same people doing it to this town , as the rest merley set it ablaze D:

    3. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      That's another point. There where mixed information about, if they claim the biome or the region. If a person like Respiren make a thread, that is supposed to clear up stuff like this and it get completely IGNORED by the persons in charge of the war claim section, that's just not acceptable.

    4. Divinus

      Divinus

      I did not put the tnt there, but I was the one to detonate it all unfortuantly.

  14. ♦ Kal ♦

    6,666 profile view~ Next person viewing gets paddled >:|

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    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      That's a paddlin!

    3. yekim8

      yekim8

      D:

    4. Mystery

      Mystery

      Oh, Shi...

  15. ♦ Kal ♦

    The bad weather disturbs the TV signal, while I was watching the weather prognosis. For some reason this feels like somebody is trolling me.

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    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Платные. Теперь люди будут думать, что я был русский.

       

      Спасибо Лйм.

    3. Lym

      Lym

      "Paid. Now people will think that I was Russian.

       

      Thank Lym."

      <3

    4. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Close enough^^.

  16. ♦ Kal ♦

    Mmh. Baked beans, Fried egg, bacon and toast. It's not true, the British have no eating culture. You just have to eat breakfast 3 times a day. :3

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    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      What kind of er person doesn't like bacon? You sure you have a soul?

    3. Misery's Host

      Misery's Host

      I don't like bacon either.

    4. Gillard

      Gillard

      I prefer green eggs and ham.

  17. ♦ Kal ♦

    I believe human beings and fish can co exist peacefully.

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    2. higgsyy

      higgsyy

      Perhaps. We have pissed off the giraffes though.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Bah, Owls are where it's at.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Wait... I think I just killed the Fish Dictator.

      Oh, here comes the revolution!

      Wait... they are still fish. I need more toxic waste. *pours three hundred gallons of toxic waste in the ocean* There, now they are fish people!

      *Walks away, fish-people eating surfers everywhere.*

  18. ♦ Kal ♦

    Do I know you? o.Ô

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    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      no

    3. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Perhaps, perhaps not.

    4. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      no u dont

  19. ♦ Kal ♦

    Alright. 2 days of fog are enough. Somebody British may please come over here and pick your weather back up.

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    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      :|

    3. Tegrof

      Tegrof

      I think you sent quite a lot of it here to Sweden.

    4. Skippy

      Skippy

      no

  20. ♦ Kal ♦

    So much Monday - so little motivation.

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    2. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      Oh shaddup, Lym.

    3. Robin Drake

      Robin Drake

      :3

    4. Lym

      Lym

      Oh love me, Kal <3 :D

  21. ♦ Kal ♦

    Accomplishments of the day: Burned myself, electro-shocked myself

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    2. danic

      danic

      WELL BEING? BAH! MORE VOLTS!

    3. Praetor

      Praetor

      Damn, no italian actors today..:I

    4. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      I will probably never accomplish to be an italian actor, because I'm missing 2 essentials, that would be necessary for that. ;)

  22. ♦ Kal ♦

    That's just typical Robin. Claiming her all for yourself. - http://i46.tinypic.com/nmgi1i.jpg

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    2. Felix (Robsbawm)

      Felix (Robsbawm)

      What's a CDT?

    3. Robin Drake

      Robin Drake

      http://gyazo.com/90b28c7fa96f9d514bf7509cb4e6001b

      More Freya for me to sink my teeth into

    4. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      http://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/are you shtting me/grand/are-you-shtting-me-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-149.gif
  23. ♦ Kal ♦

    I should found a noble house with the name House and then I shall name my character Noble with first name. I would be Noble House from the noble house House. That's the sound about right.

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    2. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Kal Derra of the House House! seems legit

    3. HappyShackles

      HappyShackles

      The... House of Noble... Noble House... Lord of... What?

    4. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      I think we blew his f'in mind. MIND CRUSH *Directed towards happyshackles*

  24. ♦ Kal ♦

    Get rid of the Recent Status Updates bar 2012!

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    2. CTap

      CTap

      NEVA! >:D

    3. ♦ Kal ♦

      ♦ Kal ♦

      No Mylas. Would be no fun to know that you still can use it, even if I don't see it.

    4. 0000

      0000

      What's the problem with status updates?

  25. ♦ Kal ♦

    You people need to get off the computer once in a while and take a break outside and breath fresh air.

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    2. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      This blasphemy! This is madness!

    3. Dargene

      Dargene

      I do go outside..Ingame

    4. Skippy

      Skippy

      Okay ;)

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