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  1. CowsGoMoo
    http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cats_actually_kill C-Cats... T-They're murderous! OH GOD!
    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35t1rth581qjv63i.gif
  2. CowsGoMoo

    Well, one thing the community (with certainty) can agree on, is our love for cats. Who's with me? WE ALL LOVE CATS! (And if you don't. Well, WE ALL LIKE DOGS (too)!)

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    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      I love women :/

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Women lovers! Murder lovers! Table lovers! Phone lovers! Balloon lovers! Hot air balloon lovers! Air lovers! Carbon Monoxide lovers! Global Warming lovers!

      We welcome all! WE LOVE ALL! I feel like I'm preaching!

    4. ryno2

      ryno2

      I like hermit crabs; they're chill like cats but are actually cool guys like dogs

  3. CowsGoMoo

    On this day, a year ago. Winston was still alive. In 8 RL days, he will go out in search of his daughter, and never be seen again. 11/11/11 - 2/11/12. Damn! Winston only lasted 4 months as a character. Thought it was longer.

    1. Skippy

      Skippy

      WILSON!

  4. CowsGoMoo

    When is a veterinarian most busy? owo

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    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      o.o

      What. What was that.

      http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me0qbfwHJI1qjz993o1_250.gif

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b202d9e5c660972ab5d710407113bd4/tumblr_mfaqasMUcL1rludm8o1_500.gif
    4. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      http://i.imgur.com/KqtpF.gif
  5. CowsGoMoo

    I said HEY! (Hey) What a wonderful kind of day! If we could learn to work and play, and get along with each other. Funny how a kid's show's theme song can have such a simple message, yet... be so hard to follow.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      owo

    3. aron.

      aron.

      You got to listen to your heart. Listen to the beat. Listen to the rhythm. the rhythm of the street.

    4. Mithradites

      Mithradites

      "Do you think someone would do that?

      Just go on the internet and tell lies?"

      -Buster Baxter

  6. CowsGoMoo

    Past me just pranked me. When I was little, I used to draw on pencil erasers with pen, so that the next person who uses it, gets this ugly splotch mark on their paper. Five years later, I take an old pencil and try to erase something... but... SPLOTCH MARK. Darn you, ten-year-old me!

    1. Skippy

      Skippy

      k,

    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      roflmao, domelvia x3

    3. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      I sacked myself in the future.

  7. CowsGoMoo

    Once upon a time, there was a kid with a dream. His dream was to dream. So he got his dream by dreaming of his dream, thus causing a paradox in time and space and killing everyone. The end!

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    2. Hobolympic

      Hobolympic

      DamnU! Now I'll have a hard time trying to fall asleep...

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      What on earth...??? ..?

    4. Aurelia

      Aurelia

      INCEPTION!

  8. CowsGoMoo

    Tragic story of the day: I once owned a cat. The cat ate me. Now I'm inside the cat's stomach. Heart-wrenching.

    1. Telanir

      Telanir

      *tearful expression* Ahh... how terrible.

    2. TheFrigg

      TheFrigg

      Still a better love story than twilight

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      I was eaten by my dog. So I know the feels.

  9. CowsGoMoo

    Ngwehhh... What a slow morning...

  10. CowsGoMoo
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGKPtk10Qi4 Ludovico Einaudi is too amazing. ;m;
  11. CowsGoMoo

    I-I had a piece missing... in my 1000 piece puzzle. It is now... only a 999 piece puzzle. -puts hands over mouth and sobs quietly-

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      D-Don't give me that look! It wasn't my fault!

      It must've been those ACCURSED BORROWERS!

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      I always knew you were a good-for-nothing HUMAN BEAN!

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      D:::::::::

      I take that as an offense on my overall being! I will take this to court!

  12. CowsGoMoo

    Spent 8 hours doing a 1000 piece puzzle, and I'm still not finished. ;m; HOW ARE PUZZLES FUN? They're just frustrating! Weghhhh.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      I can do 20's without flipping the table... :3

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I'm... I'm so close though.

      All that's left is ... a section that's ALL white pieces.

      God damn milk puzzles. ;m;

    4. Telanir

      Telanir

      Haha, I know that feel. It just becomes completely absurd at that point. A game of guess and check.

      *insta-quits*

  13. CowsGoMoo

    Do you want paradoxes through Space and Time? Do you want to suddenly NOT exist? No? Well, say no to TIME MACHINES! They cause 99% of all paradoxes and spontaneous disappearances that no one will ever know about!

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      *shows his Paradox Department papers and tophat. "I do you pink-skin." He is clearly a giant frog.

    3. danic

      danic

      what

    4. JtPv

      JtPv

      Do you have a license to apply for the paradox team? Do you even have a license to say the word paradox?

  14. CowsGoMoo
    I've actually... seen you around, although, I haven't directly talked to you or anything. You've certainly made enough of an impact for me to remember you though, even though I don't know you. Sooo, I think I'll give you an 8/10, for being memorable!
  15. CowsGoMoo

    I love everyone. Is that unhealthy?

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    2. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      You should seriously seek medical attention, ma'am.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Oh no! I hope it isn't serious. Is it curable? What should I do?!

    4. Skippy

      Skippy

      DANCE

  16. CowsGoMoo

    And yet... another obnoxiously long post made by me! I cannot control my word count at ALL.

  17. CowsGoMoo

    My dog is trying to kill me. He's been tripping me all day! I can see it in his adorable affectionate eyes. Somewhere deep down there... he's up to something. I don't think he knows I know. What do I do? Should I distract his killing intent with a squeaky ball? Or should I huddle into a ball, and hope he spares my life?

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    2. danic

      danic

      Damnit Dom, have you been eating sugared cereal again.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Nope. NOPE.

      Just urh, sugary drinks.

      I'm just being HYPER-active. GET IT? HYPER... ACTI- Yeah. I don't either.

    4. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      This proves your a Flormai.

  18. CowsGoMoo

    Perhaps... later.

    I'm loaded with homework this weekend. ;m;

  19. CowsGoMoo

    Bweh. These days I'm finding myself staying up later and later due to school work. What is this? I thought second semester would be easier. ;m;

    1. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      HEY! HEY YOU! WHERE THE H*** HAVE YOU BEEN?!

    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I-I've been... I've been right here!

      Or, well, trying to be right here! I spent two weeks in Taiwan, and the two weeks before that preparing for finals, and like, the month before that, studying up for tests and doing homework...

      BUT STILL! I-I've been here this whole time! Sort... Sort of.

  20. CowsGoMoo

    I hate jet-lag. Waking up at 4:42 AM is not fun at all.

  21. CowsGoMoo

    Pffft, New Years is SOOOO last year in Taiwan.

    1. Dyn

      Dyn

      No u

  22. CowsGoMoo

    Just a speech to prepare for... and all the big old scary Finals are over! Whooo!

  23. CowsGoMoo

    The week of finals looms before me. I clutch onto my Number 2 pencil, awaiting the epic battle that surely shall commence. The Finals roars, and charges straight at me. I scream, and proceed to wet myself. ;m;

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    2. Cracker

      Cracker

      yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    3. Jchizz

      Jchizz

      How manly. This will truly be a ballad for the ages.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      We shall write an epic poem about this triumph, that shall be sung throughout the ages.

  24. CowsGoMoo

    The most interesting Creepy Pasta I've read in quite a while. http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/An_Egg

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    2. Watyll

      Watyll

      So every time you have sex you're just touching yourself? How depressing...

    3. Space

      Space

      ... I don't see what is the importance is.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Hrm? There is no importance. It's just interesting.

      It makes you think and see things in a different way, which is mostly the point of Creepy Pastas. (I really hate the Creepy Pastas that are just all GORE and BLOOD.)

  25. CowsGoMoo
    This is my future. Days of yelling at cats.
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