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  1. CowsGoMoo

    “I am not a fool. I am wise. I will run from my fear, I will outdistance my fear, then I will hide from my fear, I will wait for my fear, I will let my fear run past me, then I will follow my fear, I will track my fear until I can approach my fear in complete silence, then I will strike at my fear, I will charge my fear, I will grab hold of my fear, I will sink my fingers into my fear, then I will bite my fear, I will tear the throat of my fear, I will break the neck of my fear, I will drink ...

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    2. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      That's dark for you, Wilson. Have you been watching violent movies again?

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Violent movies?

      No.

      Weird books?

      Yes.

    4. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      nerd

  2. CowsGoMoo

    Ugh, I've been absolutely exhausted these past few days due to the daycare. Sorry of my roleplay or whatever seems drowsy and sleepy, because I'm completely pooped. As pooped as those cows that go poo. .m.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I feel like I'm missing out on an inside joke.

      ;m;

    3. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      EHEHEHEHEHH HE HE HEAHAHA.

      Meh.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      WHAT'S GOING ON!?

  3. CowsGoMoo

    I love... Midnight Dinners. They. Are. The. BEST.

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    2. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      Okay. I think I'm crazy. Because I read "Midget Dinners". And I was like. "Woah." So I left the page and laid down for like ten minutes, and then I came back to post aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and then I saw that it was MIDNIGHT Dinners. And I was like. "PFFFFFFFFTWinston doesn't stay up until MIDNIGHT. The SLEEP SCHEDULER."

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      BUT I DID.

      AND IT WAS TOTALLY 1337

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      And also, I read your Midgit Dinners as Midnight Dinners. HEH.

  4. CowsGoMoo

    -Does homework, while stalking status updates. Gets one problem done every five minutes-

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Danic, maybe we should get a new way to communicate? Perhaps Skype is an option, it would be nice, so I don't need to log into Skype every time I want to chat.

    3. danic

      danic

      Skype is eviiilll It wants my soouuul

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      ;m;

      Any other suggestions?

  5. CowsGoMoo

    Just peed my pants, as a roaring car drove by. It sounded like an angry monster, roaring as it storms down the street. -shivers-

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    2. danic

      danic

      Zane and I sang "Call me maybe" in a status today. So. Off topic comment weee

    3. Cynthia~

      Cynthia~

      I live on top of a hill with old people everywhere. No loud cars :D

    4. Korvic

      Korvic

      -Looks at your fluttershy avatar- I can see that...

  6. CowsGoMoo

    -Draws on crappy binder paper, does a decent job actually... Draws on super expensive white drawing paper, fails horribally.- Darn you art! Darn you art, and your PAPER PLOYS! ;m;

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    2. Robin Drake

      Robin Drake

      paper ploys, the worst kind of ploy

    3. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      The rough the paper, the better the drawings seem to be ^ ^

      Panda loves to hear more people drawing...

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      pffffffft drawings.

      i only draw on swaqq neon yellow paper bru u jelly i think u jelly.

      NAH. It looked good on binder paper. :l just use that. be cool. not mainstream.

  7. CowsGoMoo

    *Posts Forum Roleplay. Quickly ducks under a table and cowers in fear.*

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    2. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      LOLWHATWILLPOSTED

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      o.e

      I'm not sure how to respond to that.

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      -fuq the system-

  8. CowsGoMoo

    Lalalala.... Lalalala... Elmo's world. Doo dooo ... dooo.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Lalalala, lalalala, ELMO'S WORLD! Elmo loves his CRAAAYONS, and his goldfish toooo!

    3. aron.

      aron.

      Wrong order, but i still smiles :)

    4. Aislin

      Aislin

      Elmo is a pedo.

  9. CowsGoMoo

    Stop it dog. No, bad dog. Go away, dog. No dog, stop licking my leg. Dog, stop sniffing my foot. Dog, really, stop nosing my arm. DOGgone it, dog!

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I know he does.

      But he'-

      DARN IT DOG. My DOGGY BALL BAG, is not a SPRING to use whilst JUMPING OFF MY LAP, dog!

      Dog, seriously!

    3. Korvic

      Korvic

      Yo dawg...

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Yo dawg, I heard you like dogs. So I put a dog in your dawg----

      Oh god.

      Y-Your da-dawg... a-ate a dog.

  10. CowsGoMoo

    { ¤ v ¤ } http://tinyurl.com/8kjdeyq

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    2. Skippy

      Skippy

      das creepey winston

    3. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Why did you take a picture of my pet feeding?

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I like birds.

      Well, cats are better.

      Cats eat birds.

      I guess that's where this bird came from.

  11. CowsGoMoo

    I wonder... will there be any more events tomorrow, or throughout the week, when many more of us have time? o3o

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    2. shiftnative

      shiftnative

      Yep! Check simonbane's post

    3. Taiga

      Taiga

      Yep, more will be done throughout the week!

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Ahhh. Missed that last part of the post.

      Thank you so much, you guys!

  12. CowsGoMoo

    Today... I found a 10 dollar bill... Then I lost it.

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    2. Guest

      Guest

      GJ

    3. steelersfan1221

      steelersfan1221

      #FirstWorldIssues

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      YOUR AVATAR/PROFILE PICTURE DOESN'T HAVE PUPILS.

      WHAT KIND OF PERSON DOESN'T HAVE PUPILS? OR WHITES, FOR THAT MATTER? WAIT. LET ME JUST SOME THIS UP AND SAY UGLY. Jaykay.

  13. CowsGoMoo

    Spent 8 hours doing a 1000 piece puzzle, and I'm still not finished. ;m; HOW ARE PUZZLES FUN? They're just frustrating! Weghhhh.

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    2. Telanir

      Telanir

      I can do 20's without flipping the table... :3

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I'm... I'm so close though.

      All that's left is ... a section that's ALL white pieces.

      God damn milk puzzles. ;m;

    4. Telanir

      Telanir

      Haha, I know that feel. It just becomes completely absurd at that point. A game of guess and check.

      *insta-quits*

  14. CowsGoMoo

    I-I had a piece missing... in my 1000 piece puzzle. It is now... only a 999 piece puzzle. -puts hands over mouth and sobs quietly-

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      D-Don't give me that look! It wasn't my fault!

      It must've been those ACCURSED BORROWERS!

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      I always knew you were a good-for-nothing HUMAN BEAN!

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      D:::::::::

      I take that as an offense on my overall being! I will take this to court!

  15. CowsGoMoo

    Once upon a time, there was a kid with a dream. His dream was to dream. So he got his dream by dreaming of his dream, thus causing a paradox in time and space and killing everyone. The end!

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    2. Hobolympic

      Hobolympic

      DamnU! Now I'll have a hard time trying to fall asleep...

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      What on earth...??? ..?

    4. Aurelia

      Aurelia

      INCEPTION!

  16. CowsGoMoo

    H-Hey. Hi there. Yes. Yes you. Yeah, you. Come here. Y-You want some happiness? Hrm? It's free! Here, take some. It's right here, in the ZOMBIE ROLEPLAY in the OFF TOPIC section! Join us today!

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    2. The Womping Wizard

      The Womping Wizard

      Shameless advertising is shameless.

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      OH WELL.

      -flails arms around-

      JBELGHWELGKWEJGWELJFWL.

      Hah! I showed you!

      And... It'S NPPECCCCCCK!

    4. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      Hey, you should do MOAR Advertising!!!!

  17. CowsGoMoo

    You know what you want. A nice little Forum Roleplay that's been alive since last Summer! That's right. Zombie Roleplay! http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/57858-zombie-forum-roleplay-not-asulon-rp/ Join us now! If you don't, well... I guess I'm fine with that too. Y-You'll just be missing out on a lot! Y-yeah!

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    2. Jchizz

      Jchizz

      >.>

      <.<

      10pageresearchpaperdueWednesdaygimmeafewdayspl0x

    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      -Glances at the forum RP-

      -Glances at pile of university assignments-

      http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8zct9ZKkk1qakrdzo2_250.gif

    4. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      Jchizz, we jus' advertisen' not tryin' to get yur attention.

  18. CowsGoMoo

    I have officially messed up my sleep schedule. .m.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      I didn't WANT to join this club!

      I WANT OUT!

    3. Panda! At The Disco

      Panda! At The Disco

      Well, you're here now! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! Naw, jk, just go get some sleeps~

    4. Phibbup

      Phibbup

      Yolo Dom.

      Yolo

  19. CowsGoMoo

    Imagine a Superhero that can fly, but is afraid of heights. His greatest power, is also his greatest fear. Huh...

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9rb1dkaln1qm9gcw.gif
    3. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      Well, as much as I'd love to continue this it's 11 pm and I have an essay to finish for tomorrow. So...

      http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb0lkaNgq71rurv44.gif

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      THE DECISIONS!

      http://25.media.tumblr.com/48c804b30260dc839a0447db2aeed790/tumblr_mh0uluAa0P1s2ojlzo1_250.gif

  20. CowsGoMoo

    I've fallen down the stairs two times this week. All on the same staircase too. That staircase really really hates me. ;m;

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      No! It's not my fault the staircase sucks at being a staircase!

    3. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      Get LifeAlert.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      W-What.

      But, what will I do with LifeAlert?

      "HELP! THIS STAIRCASE IS TRYING TO MURDER ME!"

      Actually... Yeah. I think I'll do that.

  21. CowsGoMoo

    Huh... It's almost Summer again. Damn, that means I'm about a year and a half old now. I REALLY need to go outside more. D;

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    2. everblue2er101

      everblue2er101

      ... Outside?

      http://i.imgur.com/qStRnqE.gif

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Yes, yes. The world of outside is only an illusion!

    4. kurk brak

      kurk brak

      Lies. I hail from the almighty land of "outside", and we are not in fact an illusion.

      Come to the outside! We have cookies! Unless you don't like cookies. In that case, get out. We don't love you.

  22. CowsGoMoo

    I once dreamed that I could fly. I ended up breaking both of my legs. Don't follow your dreams guys, it'll break your legs.

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    2. Sky

      Sky

      B..but I dreamed that I had like a bajillion dollars :(

    3. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      It hurt. :<

    4. JtPv

      JtPv

      But...my laservision.... *~*

  23. CowsGoMoo

    Here's a WIP color study! Colors are FREAKIN hard!!!

    XJykO7htQ3yEAvtjxzc64Q.png

     

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Much closer to the reference now...!

      f3ODjrQeRaS_V1CvEImDxQ.png

    3. NotEvilAtAll

      NotEvilAtAll

      Would r8 8/8 m8, this is gr8!

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      DONE!

      z04zR4i-So_trE_Kq60yvQ.png

  24. CowsGoMoo

    Does anyone know how long Halflings live for? I remember it to be 350 years, though I'm not sure. It doesn't say on the Wiki.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Oh. Well ****. I didn't know that.

      Alright, cool. ;o

    3. youlovesocks

      youlovesocks

      lol 150 "like any other human" what

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Wait, so it isn't 150? D:

      So was I right about 350? I remember reading about that on the Wiki before it was changed.

  25. CowsGoMoo

    Reading old posts makes me want to sob into my hands. They're so cringeworthy. ;m; CUUURSE YOU, ME OF THE PAST!!

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    2. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      Hail Winston.

    3. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      You have set to retire the m face, I see.

    4. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Haaail Tav! Long time no see. :O

      Also, THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES, BUT THEY SHALL NEVER TAKE MY ".m." FACE. I will see this face live on, damnit. I'll be in my deathbed, and as I bring my son close to my withering body, I shall write it upon a piece of paper. Long live the ".m." face!

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