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CowsGoMoo

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  1. HAH! Lone Wolf does it again! Lone Wolf is too cunning to be fooled by such a simple trick! On the other hand, /I/ really had no idea what the answer was, and just guessed an EDUCATED guess! Yay! Hrrrm, let's investigate those old women. Though, I feel like their going to offer us a berry, which we probably shouldn't eat. What if those old women are WITCHES? Do they have any broomsticks? Or pointy hats? Those are usually tell-tale signs of witchcraft! >:O
  2. Actually, I changed my mind. Since I'm feeling frisky today, I'm going to bet 13 Gold Coins! That is RIGHT! 13 gold coins. Oh man... if we win... we can buy soooo much icecream, like... soooooo much icecream. Just think about it... Mmmmmmnnnnnn.
  3. . . . We... bet... 1 gold. And... uh. I have a feeling... that both of them are lying, because uhhh... I don't know. What if they didn't have a gender? That's right, those aren't kids! Those are trolls disguised as humans! Oh no! They're trying to turn us into half plant-half human hybrids, their favorite food!
  4. I can't feel my feet. I c-can't feel my feet! Wait... What if... What if I've never had feet to begin with? What if my feet were just an illusion all along? Oh god, my feet never existed to begin with! What if I don't exist? Oh god. Who am I? Where am I? What is even going on anymore? D:

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      Welp.

      You got me /corn/ered (g-get it? b-because of the corn dogs from earlier? h-haha... no? o-oh, you want me to get out? okay... :<)

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    4. Omithiel

      Omithiel

      Breathe senor. <3

  5. Yep. I am the ghost of a guy who typed so much, he died from an extreme case of carpal tunnel. Now, I give those who play other services carpal tunnel, so that they'll feel my pain! BWAHAHAHAHAHAh--- Owch owch, carpal tunnel, owch. God damnit, You'd think being DEAD would cure carpal tunnel...
  6. Let's bet! Gambling is always the best way to become dirt poor. And don't sweat it, Pi4t. We're not going anywhere. ^u^
  7. I've watched literally like, six movies in my lifetime. I really doubt I'll be able to get ANY movie reference that's given to me. ;m;
  8. There's never no icecream. That performer might be able to conjure up some icecream! COME ON! Let's watch him. We might get lucky.
  9. B-But... there's only one of us... and a lot of scawwy bandits! I don't think we'll be able to ha- OH WHAT AM I SAYING. WE'RE LONE FREAKING WOLF. WE CAN DO ANYTHING. (butIstilldon'tapproveofthisdecision:<)
  10. What did I say? Surprise hugs are always the best hugs. >:C Let's... uh, not waste or time with the other guys. Attack the last rider and take back your BFF, and get the heck out of there.
  11. I feel like giving them a nice little surprise huggle would be beneficial to everyone. Sometimes, you just have to hug it out. Surprise hugs, all the way!
  12. Okay come on. We literally rode down a gate when we entered this city, and probably angered a bunch of guards. Then, we beat up some snobby prince (who in turn, probably knows more snobby people,and snobby people are usually does who are running things, so those snobby people are also probably in charge of the town)in a bar- I mean, uhh... Ice-cream shop, so really, I don't think stealing a horse is going to matter. We're already pretty infamous in this town already.
  13. I don't care if it's cheating. Lone Wolf cannot lose, and I want to keep it that way. If we lose this round, any chance of getting any ice cream in the future is ruined. I will NOT let that happen!
  14. Durenese hunting bow, because... uh. Why not? I-I guess?
  15. We need to assert our dominance as the main ice-cream receiving male. Of course we take a chance at the tournament!
  16. I once dreamed that I could fly. I ended up breaking both of my legs. Don't follow your dreams guys, it'll break your legs.

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    2. Sky

      Sky

      B..but I dreamed that I had like a bajillion dollars :(

    3. CowsGoMoo
    4. JtPv

      JtPv

      But...my laservision.... *~*

  17. Let's reveal our identity. Because, come on. We got the icecream. That was like our main goal throughout this whole book. I think we can sort of lay back, and enjoy our early victory.
  18. Doing homework and listening to, "I'll Make a Man Out of You" = Definite success.

  19. I don't think I have ever laughed this hard in my life... I'm satisfied now. We got the icecream, so just do whatever. Just make sure no one touches our bowl of sweet goodness.
  20. Oh goodness. There's quite a lot of pinned topics in the off-topic thread that are not really active. S-Should we... sort of poke them off? I'm not really sure why half of them are even pinned in the first place. o-o

  21. Yes. Yes we are hungry. We STILL have not gotten the icecream we had worked extremely hard for. I'm starting to doubt this bar's truthfulness about it's icecreams. >:I
  22. I had a dream last night. I was walking around a city, looking for a hotel. I found the hotel, and went into one of the rooms. Then I went to sleep, and then I woke up. Like in real life, not in the dream. Wow. I have the dullest dreams ever. .m.

    1. WestGotham

      WestGotham

      Beats having a dream where you're buried alive, eh?

      AndnoI'mnotstalkingyourprofileoranything.

  23. . . . Well then. At least... w-we still got icecream? There's icecream in this tavern right? Ooooh, there better be icecream in this tavern. Grab some food, and make sure to ask if there's any icecream! It must be a dessert, search the menu! It must be here somewhere! It's was all worth it in the end! We're going to get our ICECREAM! Who cares that we lost our: Meal and our Meal of Larnuma?
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