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A small Halfling in a red robe reads a scroll to all who will hear him; "By declaration of the Pumpkin Lord himself, God-King-Mayor-Lord-Count-Baron-Duke-Viceroy-Emperor Fumble, of the House of Willowbottom, the First of His Name, has been crowned God-King-Mayor-Lord-Count-Baron-Duke-Viceroy-Emperor of the God-King-Mayor-Lord-Count-Baron-Duke-Viceroy-Empire of Pumpkinia, and Lord Pumpkintector of the Realm."

I want events in good GMT times.

This looks really short, and doesn't say much more than "they're dogs who like Orcs." There's "not quite finished," and then there's "looks like it still belongs in a Google Doc." If something's posted in public that should be a sign that it's ready for any just criticism.

The Dread Knight Elbent sees such a flyer, and its hollow helm tilts. The being turns, after staring for a moment, and walks on with heavy footsteps, its empty gauntlets clenched tightly into fists. --- Later that same day, the Sloth Druid Bod sees one such flyer. He belches, not bothering to read past the first few lines, mutters something about being hungry and then licks the ground to check for crumbs of food as he crawls away.

3/10. One point per word.

Eh. 5.5/10.

If that's the release date, 4.0 will have lasted around as long as the pre-4.0 temp maps.

Priest Mardo continually mutters about the Pumpkins looking 'wrong', a sure sign that something very bad has happened.

Right. Other than that, it looks a bit . . . Idk, cheap? Somehow. I'unno. Doesn't look as professional as our current one or something.

Where's the Statuses/Latest threads?

MC Name: _cnrhgrty IC Name: Telford Age: Twenty-three years. Race: Human. Minor Backstory: Telford was born twenty-three years ago to a moderately wealthy family (relatively) for peasants. He spent most of his childhood performing labour outdoors, building his strength. This fuelled his passion for swordplay from a young age, although he was by no means well-trained. His abilities were built in the form of smacking the other peasant children with sticks, which does not transfer particularly well to actual sword-fighting. From the age of fourteen he began to work for pay, saving money, which he spent on his first real sword - A poor decision, as he was homeless and had little to no food. Eventually realising how to manage his money in a way that didn’t leave him cold and hungry, Telford now seeks work in order to stay not cold and hungry.

Are we the most awesome magic-group? Roughly how many Druids are there at present? How many Inner Circle members?

Hey. So, from what I've seen, the Druids aren't particularly happy with what we know of the upcoming Magic Plugin. The reason a lot of us are unhappy, it would seem, is that it's become clear that a lot of nature-related magic will be available to anyone who meditates, despite that being the Druids' area of control. This raises the issue of Attunement - The process a Druid must go through in order to connect with the Aspects and gain access to Druidic magic. Surely, it can't be too difficult to give Druidic spells a simple check to see whether or not the person attempting to learn is Attuned? This could be handled through a spell given to higher-ranked Druids, who would Attune new Druids in much the same fashion as before. Attunement takes a single Druid to perform. The next issue is Unattunement - Assuming that the first isn't a problem, this shouldn't be either. Unattunement is the opposite of Attunement. It cuts off a Druid's access to Druidic magic. It takes three Druids to perform Unattunement, and, should this be added to the plugin, it would simply set the 'Attuned' variable to a 'false' or a '0' or whatever and disable the use of Druid magic for the Unattuned individual. This is the method used to deal with rogue Druids, and it's very rare. Re-Attuning an individual who has been Unattuned requires three Druids. This is pretty important to us, and we really hope you'd consider adding these features to the plugin. EDIT: It has been brought to my attention that a mechanic of a similar nature could easily be used for Clerics and Necromancers.

Such is the way of our lord.

congratulations momo