Ark

What is your opinion of me? I like you What is your favourite type of dog? Anything that isn't a great dane How many dogs do you own? one Can I live in your house with you when I move to Norway? don't live in norway Is Easter celebrated in Norway? look up If so, how many eggs did you get? I got like 15 Have you eaten them all yet? Yes Do you know why Stryder added me to the Survivors chat? I miss stryder Do you still lift? Er, I haven't in a while. Why do you hate Dane? Dane is one of my greatest allies Will you ever leave him alone? What? He needs me now more then ever.. What is your religion, or do you not have one? Don't got one Do you appreciate the fact that I accidentally deleted these questions three times but I wrote them out again anyway? Yes, of course. How long have we known each other, and do you remember how we met? We've known eachother for a bit longer then a year at this point. On Eota What is your favourite book series? uh I liked eragon Is ******** torsion still your worst fear? dunno Why do you stay on LotC? I ask myself that daily Is your most memorable moment on LotC when Wun shat on the floor in Ark's keep if not, why? hahahahahha it wasn't, but thats in top ten. Who is the crying pansy in the gif in your signature, and how is he related to Sweden? err? Were any of your ancestors Vikings? no, just terrorists. What is your favourite game? LEAGUE Do you like being apart of the AT? It was ok Is your neighbourhood still really spooky? omfg you dont understand, once they had a gang fight like a block away from me, i was like 7, was well scared. What was your reaction when we first met? "this kid is a ------" How many languages can you speak, and which? one, english. Will you teach me to speak Viking? no Why did you choose your 600th post to make an AMA? Er? At what milestone will you make your next AMA? 500 maybe Does me asking you so many questions trigger you? Not really, kinda funny. Can you think of anymore questions I should ask? Should've asked me something more personal Do you think these are copy + pasted from Jonas' AMA? Ya

Karl scratches his ass, looking to Feliks. "Didn't we just kill them all?"

A Dragon's Descent A group of men wearing clothing fit for those of bandits scale the mountain of Dragon’s Peak, their faces covered in bandannas, teeth grit in determination. At the head of the rugged pack was a boy, no older than seventeen, his young face a sharp contrast to those of his grizzly comrades. His steely blue eyes focused on the statue of the dragon hovering over the sleeping town. As they arrive, covered by the veil of night, they begin their work. Checking for any guards or sentry on the prowl, one man retrieves the black powder from the barrel in his hands. His hands tremble as he sets the fuse to the explosive, one wrong move and his death was sure to be a fiery one. Without a word the men go about their task, throwing ropes over the wings of the dragon. In sync they pull, a well coordinated scheme, executed perfectly. As the stone begins to creak at its foundations the young lad overseeing the job raises his torch, looking around at the darkness and silence. He drops the torch upon the trail of powder that leads to the explosive. With a great flash of light and plume of fire did the statue explode, shattered pieces flying away as effortlessly as a bird in flight. The men quickly move off at the commotion, being sure not to be around any longer then necessary. As the sun slowly began to rise, nothing but the ruins of the once proud idol is left to behold the occupants of the fortress.

Karl grins as he walks off with his fine new weapon, with it he'll slay many enemies of Oren!

Bungo - Khal Drogo 1) Mongolian 2) Molester 3) Enjoys to charge and scream and have fun Dany - Hunwald 1) Shows signs of potential but proves worthless in the long run 2) Prone to Rage and general bitchiness 3) gets fucked by bungo Stevie - Viserys 1) Hunwald’s big brother IRL 2) Prone to Rage 3) Molests Hunwald at times Paul - Jamie 1) Gets called a snake (kingslayer) when all he wants to do is play Atilla 2) Enjoys both of his siblings despite their feuding Soren - Joffery 1) Semite Rage 2) Spoiled and Decadent 3) The heir to the Duchy of Duck Cracker - Tyrion 1) Schemer, though not a vicious one 2) Shitposts frequently 3) Great feud with his sister Mog - Cersei 1) Ruthless Schemer 2) Decadent 3) Great feud with little brother Maly - Littlefinger 1) Vicious schemer 2) Works in the shadows, worked his way up solely scheming 3) Gets his revenge Aislin - King Bob 1) Duke of Duck 2) Drunk/stoned half the time 3) Boisterous Roy - Theon 1) Betrayed the friends in the Duchy who he was raised with for his lulukin 2) Semitic Rage 3) Both have their hoods sniped Adam - Sansa 1) Both effeminate loving nice Israeli poetry 2) Studies politics rigorously under Littlefinger 3) Clueless at times, prone to panic Lorik - Bran 1) Cute little magic forest lad 2) Has cool companions like Beggin_Bill and Lark Zezimus - Catelyn 1) Diplomatic and sweet 2) Loves family/his side to fault 3) Ends up betraying her own cause at times (switchimus) Ark - Robb 1) Both young honorable leaders who lose everything due to dumb political mistakes and maneuvering of their assumed allies Altiak - Arya 1) Cute and Young 2) Is an adventurous hot-headed warrior 3) always on a new adventure getting revenge Toby - Ned 1) Honorable kind fellow who is loved by many for his nature 2) Missteps politically and is betrayed by those who held close Cruz - Jon Snow 1) Both ‘took the black’ 2) Both always complain about being ostracized Jojoma - Robin Arryn 1) Imbecile little boy 2) needs to be breastfed memes 24/7 Fishy - Lannister Guard 24 1) Chivay Guard 24 Craotor - Tormund 1) Hairy savage man Scipper - Pycelle 1) Pedophilic 2) Old Fart

Karl if it came to him, would say "Good, I don't see why our enemy giving us a better fight is a bad idea. The wars have been boring for both sides."

-shrug- what is done is done, I can only deal with what I have now.

17 male err dont use none dont use none hi

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That sucks what they did, sorry to hear that Galendar. :/

no creator isnt real anymore remember :/

dunno whenever mog gets back

me and socks are gonna meet up at mardi gras one year

whatever i want

err dont like palin but dont like obama pretty bad imo but I don't know where to start fixing it so I don't complain.

Pretty damn high Unique roleplay tips, hrm. Just roleplay to have fun. Do whats fun, if you aren't having fun dont do it. If you want to create or find rp? Make roleplay. Don't always stick to your character. No person/nor character has a set in stone personality. If your character is shy occasionally don't be. No one acts a certain way all the time. It's not hard to find rp just start roleplaying it's like writing. Gotta start a story somewhere. Mmm, three reasons I stay. First is I just like the community. Tons of people to meet and stuff to do. 2nd uhh just doing stuff and rping I guess 3rd is the battles are really fun