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  1. Jonificus
    lmao how is gus a snake. dude couldn't manipulate someone into flipping a lightswitch even if his life depended on it..
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    "Opportunistic heretics." Frowns Jovarn the Priest.
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    Imperial Courtier walks into the woods and throws a rope over a tall, thick branch... (to be continued)
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    "Raise high the black flags, my children. No prisoners. No pity. I will kill any man I see with pity in him." Merchant Prince Mithius of Ker'nor calls to his ragtag band of sellswords, bodyguards and ruffians. The lardy elven lord looks around the vicinity from atop his great stallion, angrily grumbling as he sees none of the other elven bannerforces about. "Hah, the good seeds and clans of the dominion fail to produce a worthwhile army like my own!" The bombastic bloated Mithius laughs heartily untill some wanderer passes them by, scoffing out "The others marched off five hours ago, halfwit." And with that, they fall back to forge tales of their valour at the missed battle in true Dalma fashion.
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    An Imperial courtier looks longingly at a gallow's noose,"That could be me up there some day." he murmurs, a small smile forming on his face as he finds some solace during these dark times.
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    "Surely we can't fail again." Says increasingly nervous anti-orenian for the seventh time
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    "Joke's on you, pal. I have no honor." Laughs generic jonificus charlatan characters #1, #7 and #8
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    "Interesting times. Perhaps I will see another dissolution of the Orenian Empire... Before the next unification happens shortly afterwards." Comments notorious fat man
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    *slaps belleh victoriously

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    Karl nods with a jolly smile on his face as he sees his former colleague ascending to the skies.
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    Mithius Dalma is one of his disguises confirmed.
  12. Jonificus
    nice
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    "Oh sure, the heathen halfmen get their faith militant." Father Jovarn grumbles to an unspecified crowd at an unspecified castle in Oren.
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    "Psssh...nothin personnel...kid..." -Coldsteel, famed aeldinic assassin.
  15. Jonificus
    uhm wow ok bringing ic into ooc real mature james geez
  16. Jonificus
    How am I a traitor, friendo...
  17. Jonificus
    What is this, James?
  18. Jonificus
    Don't think you really missed out though.
  19. Jonificus
    Where is my friend @GrimReaper98? Where are the events? How long would a opened bag of hotdog buns hold when the room is slightly above room temperature? It's getting colder so we've started putting up the heat so I'm concerned about the wellbeing of my baked goods.
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    I approve. Would bring much more flavor to the server. +1
  21. Jonificus
    The ghost of Ser Caspar de Gueux shakes his head at his people's foolishness.
  22. Jonificus
    Beautiful philosophy and all, but I doubt you'd find it difficult to say that if I started charging money for my Paint scribbles. Some art just isn't good.
  23. Jonificus
    "Who?" Father Jovarn asks the local herald.
  24. Jonificus
    @Niccum Yeah yeah sure thing buddy yeah sure
  25. Jonificus
    That's the book that got me to register to audible actually :-DDD
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