Jonificus

"Take their tusks and take their lives." -Secretary Harald Bengtfors, 1577 "The great powerful beastmen who praise self-reliance, strength and honour, yet still feel the need to enslave defenseless women and children! Beware, Axios, the green tide is back in full force." Mithius says to himself in the Linandria tavern, much to the confusion of the other patrons.

Haha time to get back to Crime RP

((farouk has bad handwriting. gotta get immersed, kiddo))

In the taverns of all major cities of human and elven realms, notes with terrible handwriting are found! "Hail to you denizen of Tahn. I seek tutulage on the matters of pyromancy. I am a man keen on learning of fire evocation and whatever else fire wizardry there is out there. I have vast resources at my side, payment will reach your pockets granted you help me unearth the mysterious arts. You may reach me in the city of Bastion, the capital of The Kingdom of the Westerlands. I find myself often in the Mos'lee Cantina. Seek the man with the shaggy beard and burgundy robes, I've been told I smell like a spice rack fell to the ground so I should be easily distinguishable! -Farouk Al-Jahwad, son of Ahmad Al-Jahwad of Al-Jahwad Whale Oil and Charcoal. P.S: Please, send a letter to me to schedule a meeting, so I've time to prepare myself for our first talks. Many thanks."

I'll be your duck, brother.

C'mon guys, it's not april yet. Who are the real admin picks?

The Caliph's got plans for us. It's gonna be a blast, folks.

BRING BACK THE SERVER, SPY!

Farouk smiles the sun's smile today.

Then just say that you guys don't accept certain political views. ez pz

Phew, more safe spaces. Imagine if I saw some painting of the battle of stamford bridge? As a Norwegian I'd be quite offended and would want that taken down as soon as possible.

Dalma handwringers screech in their treasure halls as their smugglers fetch them the law scrolls. "Filthy valah! Never forget the two hundred thousand ker! This blatant disregard of four hundred thousand innocents is appalling.."

Jovarn delievers his folded note to the monk, letting out a sigh of relief as the deed is done.

Long ago in a distant land.. I.. AKU! The shapeshifting master of darkness unleashed an unspeakable evil, but a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword stepped forth to oppose me... Before the final blow was struck I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future where my evil is LAW! And now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is AKU!

Dramatic irony is a cruel occurrence, one that is almost always upsetting and I'm sorry to have it appear in this thread.

"Last I recall, there is no maer to be elected yet. You already have the same duties as him anyways, halfwit." says rhys

In an effort to improve my drawing skills I have decided to open up my very own art shop! But don't expect any Keem-tier goodies here, folks. I will be offering you original gondola versions of your characters for the very small fee of an upvote! "Gondolas are relaxed, harmless creatures that observe their environment. They rarely interfere anything, but just keep observing. They rarely talk, just look around and smile. This makes them very different from other creatures such as spurdo, that feel, pepe, yoba, etc. Gondola is the silent walker. Having no hands he embodies the Taoist principle of wu-wei (non-action) while his smiling facial expression shows his utter and complete acceptance of the world as it is." Art req form! Character name: Character description: Skin screenshot: Quote..?: Extra details..?: Since it's late here I may have to finish some of the stuff tommorow after work... But surely you're patient enough for that, friends! Also accepting requests for Spurdos :-DDD Examples: Finished work!

((Empire =/= Canonist Church))

I thrive on the views of others. What're your thoughts on me and my RP? No sugarcoating it, friendo.

Yeah man, yo yo to that, nam sayin?

Wait, I thought dwarves hatched from stone? Pretty sure you're lorebreaking, buddy.

What will happen to LotC should the server get permanently hanged by Microsoft/Mojang? Where can I find my premium minecraft roleplay after this??

"The strong will push out the weak should they want to rule, Ser." Lord Rhys chuckles to his loyal companion Lucien, lighting his pipe.