Jonificus

I miss my friend Tapesauce

Acolyte Jovarn shudders at the thought of such evil residing in the same city which God's most devout servants reside, one might be driven to question his religion.

What's with all the dirtpeople talk in here?

"Kill yourself you little witch. This has nothing to do with profitability and all about my most valued resource. Time." Fat elf says out of the blue to no one in particular. In other news, @Rammer the Man wins the auction with no opposition. Good on you, Man! Message Mithius Dalma as soon as possible for more information!

some girls will go out with you because you have a lot of money. get lots of credit cards and pay day loans b4 flirting with girls ;)

"Two hundred a year!"

"Located in the townsquare of the world's busiest city, the Dalma Casino stands tall among the buildings of the financial district. A decent sized basement, a small storage room, three floors and an attic provides you with ample space for whatever endevour you had in mind for the establishment. It is a very easy to access property within talking distance of the marketplace, making it a natural resting area for merchants, shoppers and suppliers. The property was originally appraised to ten thousand minae due to it's superb location and vast size, though the Dalavician Company is setting the first bid to three thousand mina. Bids are to be made in increments of one hundred minimum. The auction ends three hours after the last bid is placed."

"Might as well spend our minas on something, you cheapskates. This isn't some socialist paradise, commie." retorts a local herald

Foreign sporting directors look to the Johannesburg Arena with immense greed and envy.

Too many islands, too shitty biomes, legit had no idea we even had lore or story for this MESS. I want a new map for christmas.

IC Name: Jovarn Lefford Race: Human, Heartlander Service: I'd like to join the Priesthood Why do you wish to assist the Church?: I want to help spread the warmth and kindness of God's servants to the people of the world. From prince to pauper, no man, woman or child will be left outside of goodness. Anything else?: Nay, not that I can recall. OOC Minecraft Name: Jonificus Skype Name: jonas,hansen

"Calls himself the head steward and can't even spell the city's name properly!"

Mithius takes a good look into his wardrobe, his tailors giving him solid advice on how he can both stay fashionable and hide his bejeweled ears. ((finally a good excuse for wearing a turban. mali'saud))

I've been very ******* keen on 7 days to die the last few days, most likely will continue with the craze too. I sure do love survival games like that

Mithius leaves a threatening note to the office of immigration after seeing the latest application.

((In character information)) Name: Dragoljub Starkova, though I would prefer Drago Race and Age: Highlander of about fifty five years School of Arcane known(Magics Known): Unfortunately none Why do you wish to join the Enchantry?: To expand my knowledge of the mystical arts and to act as my stepping stone into the world of sorcery. Do you understand and accept the Enchanters Codex?: I do. ((Out of Character Information)) MC Name: Jonificus MA/SA's for listed magics: Nobe :-DDD