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  1. Shorsand

    DU LOC

  2. Shorsand

    haense posts be like:
    ewrojkthe4oiuhdfkjlldf vbjhc vy adslkfgj vyr aslkdfjskewicz

    1. wowj

      wowj

      CHEEKI BREEKI IV ICH BEIN BESTTELN, UN MILKOMMEN MEIN GOT, ICH HAMBURGER

    2. megavoltar

      megavoltar

      ich inchestual ichbreeding ein vein vvife veating

    3. seannie

      seannie

      i think about haense at night also

  3. Shorsand

    make me the emporer of oren @Lionhz

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    1. UnusualBrit

      UnusualBrit

      pog!

  4. Shorsand

    $LOC rising

  5. Shorsand

    I KNEEL TO THE MOLE-KING

  6. Shorsand

    DU LOC HAS BEEN COUPED. . .

    ITS.

    OVER.

  7. Shorsand

    MISS ALMARIS PAGEANT HAPPENING IN DU LOC RIGHT NOW WOW WOW WOW

  8. Shorsand

    Zanzibart...

  9. Shorsand
    1. There is nothing more that I want to do than aimlessly run around empty city #28, eating my diet of janny provided potatoes and receive my voting stipend. Everyday I walk out of my house (of which I have zero neighbors, of the 300 houses in my dollhouse city) and walk straight past the market because I HATE local businesses and most of all I HATE communicating with people
  10. Shorsand

    du loc

    1. satinkira

      satinkira

      TWATS

    2. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      47 minutes ago, satinkira said:

      TWATS

      sucks to suck jajajajajajaja

    3. wowj

      wowj

      klearli, latz momo

  11. Shorsand

    THE DUST THE DUST THE DUST THE DUST

  12. Shorsand

    DU LOC

    1. Pengin

      Pengin

      DU LOC

  13. Shorsand

    how do i join the ferrymen

    1. FlemishSupremacy

      FlemishSupremacy

      Hello applicant.

      We are pleased to hear of your desire to join the Ferrymen. Please send in your PVP resume to Masouri#1431 . A google doc with the relevant information does suffice, but a powerpoint presentation is much appreciated. 

      Skills we are looking for;

      pvp

      evil laughter

      babysitting axeman

       

      Kind regards,

      The Ferrymen

  14. Shorsand 
    не забудьте проголосовать! Вы можете голосовать за лорда ремесла каждые 24 часа.
    1. budaq

      budaq

      when did u turn russian

       

  15. Shorsand

    how do i become the high pontiff

  16. Shorsand

    STOP THE VALENTINES ERP STOP THE VALENTINES ERP STOP THE

    1. Werew0lf

      Werew0lf

      its the misogyny for me 

    2. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      yeah you're right

    3. 1_Language_1

      1_Language_1

      Mmmmm



      spicy

  17. Shorsand

    JESSE niccum is my hero

  18. Shorsand

    THE LECTORS INSTALLED A LAG MACHINE IN DU LOC THE LECTORS INSTALLED A LAG MACHINE IN DU LOC THE LECTORS INSTALLED A LAG MACHINE IN DU LOC THE LECTORS INSTALLED A LAG MACHINE IN DU LOC

    1. femurlord

      femurlord

      There's nothing under Kaer'Lassar.

    2. satinkira

      satinkira

      There are no lag machines in ba sing se

    3. Slorbin

      Slorbin

      we need to paste in the du loc supercomputer to stop them

  19. Shorsand

    DU LOC

  20. Shorsand

    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I HAD MY SHUNTING BOOK STOLEN FROM THE LUCKY 38. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF DU LOCIAN GRAVEL IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY QUARRY. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THE TIMEPIG AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      time pig will face the wrath of our tech industry and cultural memes

  21. Shorsand

    I'M COMING FOR YOU, TIMEPIG

  22. Shorsand

    I HATE THE TIME PIG I HATE THE TIME PIG I HATE THE TIME PIG

    1. wowj

      wowj

      I HATE THE TIMEPIG I HATE THE TIMEPIG I HATE THE TIMEPIG

  23. Shorsand

    I HATE THE TIMEPIG I HATE THE TIMEPIG I HATE THE TIMEPIG I HATE THE TIMEPIG I HATE THE TIMEPIG I HATE THE TIMEPIG

  24. Shorsand

    SHIVERS - The humid warmth seemed to subside as the ghosts of good times a plenty faded from the once lively streets of Du Loc. Ruins begin to litter the streets, the inequity of complacency. Moss grows on aged stones.

    1. wowj

      wowj

      SHIVERS - The humid warmth seemed to subside as the ghosts of good times a plenty faded from the once lively streets of Du Loc. Ruins begin to litter the streets, the inequity of complacency. Moss grows on aged stones.

  25. Shorsand

    I HATE OPEN LETTERS

    I HATE OPEN LETTERS

    I HATE OPEN LETTERS

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