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Since the front page graphic has been updated. I've tried to bring this to the attention of staff, only for the community admin to tell me, essentially it's "not his problem" because the Tech team is handling it, but here's the thing @HogoBojoit is your problem that graphic shows new people checking out the website that we're such an outdated community we use TEAMSPEAK... Not only that, as the community admin it is your job to champion issues that are important to the community. I've heard from countless players that this is an issue brought up every year and nothing happens. How can you expect a community to be passionate about improving and player retention if you can't even help with some basic issues. There is a real problem within staff right now. I understand you are all volunteers, I've twice been a GM and I know there's a lot of work that goes into running LoTC, but it doesn't change the fact that people have literally made alternative front page graphics and they were ignored. It's the front page guys... I know you understand how important a first impression is, so why do you not care about it? Enough is enough, stop passing the buck down, stop saying it's a tech team issue. Either get the ball rolling like a good community admin or admit your title is nothing more than just that. This is your problem to deal with. I will also offer my help if you want it Hogo... My complaints don't come without solutions, lets work together if you can't do it on your own. If you ignore the people that are passionate about these things there will be no passion left in the server.

Full removal. Lets bring back trade RP... Not that it matters, the systemic issue is that Staff doesn't care about opinions or even updating the front page graphic for that matter. The community admin position is a joke if no one listens.

Father James begins to write an open letter to the Pontiff ”Your Holiness, thank you. Thank you for your neutrality and continuing to be a supporter of peace where combat is against other Canonists. I pray that your efforts will continue to pay off so that Canonism may thrive amongst humanity. Please note your efforts have not gone unnoticed within Vienne, and the faithful here are thankful for you. In faith, Father James of Vienne”

Father James sighs as he bows his head in prayer to a small group of Canonist faithful within Vienne. “Most omnipotens Deus: ut nos orare ut inveniret pacem in diebus nostris. Nam absque gubernante tuus non sit hic et nunc, et in verbum tuum non cessant exserere, quod sit bonum verbum donec tandem inveniamus ipsi pacem inter se et cum aliis. In nomine Patris, amen” ”We know as canonists there are good people on either side. Please continue to pray for peace so there is no need to spill Canonist blood.”

A note is posted on various bulletin boards across Vienne "The temple of the Eternal flame has been unfortunately damaged, if anyone has info on how this happened please send note to Father James of Vienne. More importantly we are looking for a skilled tradesman to help us in repairing the door. Shameful acts such as damaging Church property are deplorable, but the good that can come from volunteerism shows that this city is still overwhelmingly good." -Father James of Vienne

James’ lips curl into a smile upon hearing the news of the opening “ I surely hope my hard work has paid off and that GOD has made all of this timing to lay out a path for me to do this diocese right.” He would say to himself.

+ St. Tobias Apartments + Sarkozic Lane 1 The Metropolitanate of Providentia sees it fit to support the community within the city of Vienne. With this in mind the Church has purchased a building within the city and converted the top half into affordable housing while having the bottom half as a retail sales front. This move marks the first step in being an asset to a settlement and being involved in the community. Below are the rates: Aparment 1: 20 mina a week One bedroom equipped with kitchen, bed and storage Apartment 2: 15 Mina a week Bachelor equipped with kitchen, bed and storage Apartment 3: 15 mina a week Bachelor equipped with kitchen, bed and storage Contact Father James of Vienne ((Dairy#0145)) to rent

How can a layman see the light of GOD without seeing prosperity generated by the Church? Many think of the duties of a priest and stop simply at sacraments, it cannot be understated that sacraments are, and should be the primary focus of the clergy, but we can look to do more to spread the word of GOD. The best, and most fondly remembered priests were not remembered for the number of times they heard confessions, or the length of their sermons, no, the best and most holy priests went beyond the walls of their chapels and got involved with their community. Look to High Pontiff Lucien III who took part in military strategy to fight for his cause. Look to Saint High Pontiff Everard II, a High Pontiff many regard as one of the greatest who continuously grew the influence of the Church through sitting on diplomatic councils. The list does not stop with High Pontiffs, many bishops and priests have had lasting impact on their communities that extend far beyond their life. Every clergyman has a strength that GOD himself has seen, it is up to them to use it to be impactful. I encourage all looking to join the clergy, and many currently within it to ask themselves what they can do more of. Would you best serve by sitting on a local diplomatic council? Maybe you have medical prowess and can help to heal the sick and injured. Perhaps you have a knack for economy and can create more jobs within the city you preach in. The specifics of the task do not matter, what matters is that you are getting out and improving where you live and preach, the way we are intended to do. By putting in more work, and serving GOD we can grow our faith, we can turn non-believers, and we can make the day to day lives of followers even better. In faith, James Greywell, Acolyte of the faith

A random Raev pulls from his cigarette as he prepares to cite these texts to all that he can

Some of the more Liberal laymen of the church find it appropriate to cite the readings of the scrolls in everyday life. To this There is only one response. Would you leave your finest set of porcelain dishware on your front yard unattended? Would you leave your child in the arms of a complete stranger? The church must protect the words from the scrolls and ensure they are only spoken to the laymen in proper context and with adequate description from people who have spent years in study to even be able to read the sacred text. The scrolls come from a source infinitely more precious than the most precious item or person you can think of, and yet some people believe it is okay to allow everyone including the Pagans and the improperly taught to speak GOD’s words whenever they please so that they may attempt to swing the interpretation. If the church allows for the public to cite the holy scrolls the image of the church is guaranteed to be soiled and made a joke to anyone not devoted enough to listen properly to the Priests, Bishops, and his holiness. The people on the brink of conversion can be turned away due to a false interpretation they heard from someone who intentionally or unintentionally explained a section wrong. With different interpretations we do not only get people turning away from our church we have people who want to properly follow The Creator going to different false sects which they were deceived to believe were the proper sect. With separate sects we begin to have a conflict that the creator never intended for us. With separate sects we have laymen arguing on the street over something that should only be taken one way, and the church would only have themselves to blame for the mess they themselves have created. A prime example of why this can be so dangerous can be found during the cross reference of my family’s private library with official Church documents. The library in which I learned the faith was prestigious and has texts passed down and written by former clergy, and although almost entirely accurate there are still some conflicting arguments. Just imagine what might be in the book collection of a less educated family. There is no reasonable way to ensure the Church can govern all unofficial attempts to read the word of GOD. When you combine all of these factors it should be quite clear that any citation of holy church documents is completely outrageous, and people who do this should be taught immediately why this idea is just entirely wrong. When the laymen need to know something they should talk to a priest who has studied for years to answer any question using the guidance of GOD himself. If the layman has no questions, but wishes to just learn in a proper environment perhaps the layman should ensure they attend mass more often. By limiting who can speak on GOD we are not limiting the teachings of the church, but instead we are making the teachings of the church true and directly meaningful to the faith. With GOD, James Greywell, Acolyte of the faith.

Zarug groans at the missive as he goes to meet his elder “Mi kan nub believe deer are urukz amongzt uz whu believe dat diz twiggie ahm agh real zpirit.” “Duh twig tried tu van znagaz and made duh race peep weak” Zarug slashed himself with a knife in the left bicep as he meditates “Jevex agh Krug. Help mi enlighten mi Eldur und Shuw hiym hiz falze zhrine aghm ah dizgrace... Nazark ahm mi bruddah ahn mi eldur but he ahm wrong about diz.”

((This is the league required contract format for each club when they sign a new player to their roster. If you would like to learn more about The International Klomp League please follow this link. https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/190848-the-international-klomp-league/?tab=comments#comment-1767923 )) Standard TIKL Athlete Contract The following form certifies that (Athlete name) agrees to join (Club name) for (Number of seasons contract is valid for. Max. 3) as a (Starter/Substitute) and will receive (Salary for the season. Minimum 50minas for starters and 25 minas for substitutes) This contract is bound to the athlete for the amount of time specified above as long as the player has NOT been banned from TIKL. Should the club trade this player the contract remains valid as the terms for specified player. The following monetary bonuses may be added to the contract as well if agreed upon by both the club and the athlete: Signing bonuses, performance bonuses (Winning MVP, Getting over an agreed upon downs,etc), or completing the contract before retiring bonuses. President signature I ____________ , President of (CLUB NAME) Agree to and will uphold the terms of this contract Athlete signature I ____________ , Agree to and will uphold the terms of this contract ALL CONTRACTS MUST BE SUBMITTED TO COMMISSIONER, ZARUG’GORKIL FOR APPROVAL ((JadenFromDairy#0145))

Good podcast. I appreciate the lack of echo.

-- TIKL is the newest and most advanced form of entertainment in the realm. A fighting league that pits the greatest combatants from major cities against each other in 3 v 3 practice sword combat. A regular season game consists of a best of 3 series taking place over the time span of one Saints day. Each team will face each other a minimum of two times each season, once in their home arena and once in an away arena ((Games will take place on Saturday + Sunday based on an agreed upon time by both sides. Both teams will play their best of 3 series two days in a row against each other Once at home once away.)) Klomp Club Rules/Joining the league. To join the League a club must pay an initial starter’s fee of 500 minas and another 250 minas for each season after. All clubs must have an arena that can host spectators Clubs must charge an entrance fee of 15 minas per spectator of that 15 minas TIKL will take 5. Clubs can be owned by nations, cities or private citizens. Nations at war with each other must ensure the safety of all athletes including ones from nations they are at war with. Failure to comply with this rule will result in the disbandment of the club and a 10 season ban from all TIKL events. Athletes are to be paid a minimum of 50 minas per season for starters and 25 minas per substitute. Athlete salaries and signing bonuses must be reported to TIKL and must be accurate each season Clubs may sign players to a maximum contract of 3 seasons. If the player retires or is unable to play for reasons other than suspension while the contract is still in place clubs must still pay the salary Clubs may choose to pay their athletes more if they wish Athletes DO NOT have to be from the nation or city the club is based in. Trades between clubs for minas or players are allowed, but must be approved by the commissioner. Contracts for traded players are still valid when they join their new team and must be upheld. A team must have 6 total athletes on their roster (3 Starters and 3 substitutes) If a substitute plays more than three series they must be paid the minimum starter wage Clubs are expected to supply their athletes with regulation practice swords ((MC wooden sword)) Failure for a club to follow any of these rules will result in a club-wide suspension from competition for a minimum of one year. If your club is facing a suspension you must still pay upkeep fees and player salaries to avoid being disbanded. The championship winning club will receive the Klomp Cup in addition to a sum of 1500 minas. (Subject to change based on the success of the league each season) Player conduct rules Cheap shots to the neck or groin ((Popping in MC)) will result in a fine worth 25% of the athlete’s salary and a suspension of 1 series. Use of anything other than a regulated practice sword will result in a loss of the round and a 20 mina fine for repeat offenders Committing a crime while visiting a host city will result in a minimum 700 mina fine and a ban from competition for a minimum of 2 seasons based on the severity of the crime. Starting Athletes must show up to scheduled games unless they are physically unable to. It is also recommended to bring at least one substitute to each game in case of injury. Illegal performance enhancing substance abuse ((Hacking)) will result in a permanent suspension from TIKL Repeat offenders will be given double their previous suspension time TIKL board of directors To be on the board of directors you must have no affiliation with any of the clubs Commissioner - Zarug’Gorkil The Commissioner oversees all day-to-day operations of the league and ensures everything is running smoothly. He is also in charge of keeping track of all player salaries and trades. Director of Acquisitions – NOW HIRING The Director of Acquisitions is in charge of finding new clubs, maintaining relationships with club owners and collecting club fees. The DoA will receive 10% of TIKL profits during their tenure along with 10% of an aquisition they finalize. ((DM me on discord JadenFromDairy#0145 to apply)) Director of Player Safety – NOW HIRING The Director of Player Safety hands out fines to players and clubs who break the rules of the league and ensures all athletes are safe in the time between competing. The DoPS will receive 10% of TIKL profits during their tenure. ((DM me on discord JadenFromDairy#0145 to apply)) Director of communications – TBA The Director of communications has the job of getting fans into the stadium and engaging the fans with live commentary on the game The DoC will receive 10% of TIKL profits during their tenure. ((DM me on discord JadenFromDairy#0145 to apply)) ((THIS POSITION IS FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL STREAM ON TWITCH.)) (( The honor system will be used for people who watch on Twitch. If you tune in to the live stream please send 15 minas to LatePopeTrudeau in MC. I’ll admit there’s no way to really check who’s watching, but just know the entry fees are how the clubs and the league make money, without your entrance fees we wont be able to keep this going so if you find it entertaining and want to keep seeing it please pay.)) The Playoffs At the end of each season the playoffs commence. The #1 Seed gets an automatic Bye into the finals while the other teams battle it out to see who can play them for the Klomp Cup and a prize of 1500 minas. If there is an uneven number of teams competing the last place team in the regular season will not make the playoffs to keep brackets consistent. A playoff bracket can only be a maximum size of 7 total teams (6 teams and the first place seed). In a situation where there is >7 teams only the top 7 will make it into the playoffs.