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Mcname: LatePopeTrudeau Rpname: Zabgub’Gorkil Hail from: Krugmar

I love you Nug. Maybe just outside the temple with a rule of no killing but knockout fights could be a fun idea to play with??? i mean yeah, that’s a good point. People should explore more. I would prefer a neutral city in a central location without protection (Similar to Kingston in 3.0, but, like maybe more neutral)

The ZaKils About The “Zakils” are a specific bloodline of ‘pure’ Gorkils who can reliably trace their ancestry back to the great Mogroka’Gorkil. The first of the line, born in Anthos, Zabgub’Gorkil was Mogroka’s grandkub. They are a very proud bloodline with strong ties to the Gorkil clan. Each kub is taught the history of the Gorkil clan at a very early age and is expected to uphold the clan’s values to the highest standard as they believe to be the representation of the “perfect Gorkil.” (A clan which they believe to be the representation of a “perfect Orc.”) Values ”Zakils” hold a very specifc set of values very highly, those values being. Purism: A Zakil MUST be green, it is the original and pure colour of a Gorkil and if any Zakil is born in a different colour the father must sacrifice them without telling a soul they even had them as this is a stain of dishonor in the bloodline. Many believe a different colored kub is a sign from Mogroka himself that they must do better in their life. Additionally this bloodline of Orcs will have a slight distain to any Gorkil who is not green. History: As the representation of the perfect Gorkil each Zakil must learn the history of Gorkil and must be willing to teach it to both their offspring AND other clan members that are not in the direct bloodline of Mogroka. Strategy and political power: Zakils are expected to take on the duty of administration within the Uzg, they are not power hungry, but as the representative of the perfect Orc it is their job to influence the Uzg as much as they can. Names: ’Zakils’ are called Zakils because of their first name. Every Orc of Mogroka’s direct line MUST start with the letter Z before anything else. The closer the name sounds like Zabgub the higher the expectations are for that kub. It is highly recommended for fathers to not name their kub after Zabgub unless they have had a vision that the kub will turn out to be a great leader. Gorkil over everyone: Any Zakil must remain a Gorkil for life, they must upkeep the clan values. Should a “Zakil” leave Gorkil for any reason they should be called by a human name and killed on sight. Notable Zakils: Zabgub’Gorkil: Two Time Targoth, Three time Wargoth, Kheshig, Died in battle as an Elder. Zabgub was the first Orc in the bloodline to have a name that started with a ‘z’ he was also the longest living Zakil and is what every offspring is expected to mirror. He was a loud, proud and drug addicted Gorkil who was deeply zealous. Zagruck’Gorkil Targoth, Wargoth, Died in an honor klomp. Zagruck took the pride a little too far and it got him killed, regardless Zagruck influenced the nation in a time where the Orcs prospered and is remembered fondly among the bloodline. Known, living Zakils: Zakils love to mate, they see reproducing as the number one way to keep the bloodline strong and as such have had many kubs. It is common for Zakils to go off for years of meditation so they know best how to serve the Uzg when they return, as such sometimes there are few Zakils in the Uzg at a time: Zarug’Gorkil ((If you would like to play a ‘Zakil’ PM me and I will try and find a way to fit you in.))

Zabgub looked up at the sky, atop the Orcish federation walls as multiple human troops run past him. Secluded, by himself, not an Orc brother near him. He had been ambushed, by multiple humans on his tactical retreat. Zabgub had seen better days, but like all great things he had to come to an end. Like any good Orc should, his end was bloody for he had picked off some humans trying to scale the wall, others and even got a few hits in on the group who had finally ended his life. Now all Zabgub could do is lay down as humans rush by him one by one, bleeding out as he would meditate. Zabgub had accepted his death, he could almost feel it coming as the day of battle drew closer. He had no regrets, he lived an honorable life and fulfilled many positions of influence throughout his 358 long years of life. On his person upon death, there was a small note titled. “Will” It had the following statements ”Mi gib ull mi Kuban cigarz tu duh leadur ob Raguk. Mi rivalz whu kept mi ztrong, zome tik mi friendz, buzinezz partnurz. Zmoke agh phat azh fur mi.” “Duh rezt ob mi ztuff guz tu Gorkil” ((Rushed post for a kinda shitty ending to my character. I wish I could’ve fought instead of dying to lag, but at least my death can be from a siege : ‘ – ). This is the death of a Character I’ve had for nearly 6 years. It has by far my longest playing time and it’s a bit sad to see it go, but it is time. Shoutout to Bog, Elite, Wud, Tortuga and Pond for being the realist homies))

Zabgub’Gorkil stands on a platform in the main square of the Uzg, he pipes up shouting with the anger of an Orc who is clearly getting too old for this ****. “Enuf iz enuf... Mi aghm tiyurd ob duh Ragukz lak ob taktikul prowezz when dey lead. Evereh tik agh Raguk leadur komez iyn the zame skah happunz. Det ged iyntu warz dey were nub prepared fur, dey nub mayke zure dere alliez ur hunurabul. Dey lead uz iyn tu zlaughtur und mayke uz luuk weak.” The Orc clears his throat as he shouts louder. LEYDLUK’RAGUK Az azh ob duh uldezt, und mozt dekkorated urukz aliyve, mi challenge lat tu hunur klomp tu duh flat. Iyf krug wantz duh urukz tu kontinue ohn diz zelf deztruktive pazt, ztrike mi flat iyn duh arena! Iyf he wizhez we akt iyn agh taktikal whey tu gain permaneyn uruk dominance flat lat iyn duh pit... Turn mi down, ahn ancient uruk, latz nayme wiyll gu duwn az duh koward leadur.”

Father Oliver frowns upon hearing the news, he makes a sign of the Lorraine inside the Cathedral of St. Amyas. “A great man has passed on to the heavens today. This chapel should host a funeral of the highest honor for him.”

*Before you is a poster crudely written with a dark red substance.* Gorkil’s Glorious Grub ‘n Klomp! It is a Glorious year for the Gorkil clan! A strong new Gorkil Rex takes the reigns of the Uzg and a new Gorkil Wargoth has stepped up to the plate to lead the clan into battle. This is a reason to celebrate in the best way anyone can ask. A grand feast and a tournament! See below for details. The prize A base prize pool of 3,000 minas + a percentage of the entrance fees for the top 3 placing fighters. The prize structure is as follows. First place: 1500 minas + 30% of the entrance fee pool Second place: 1000 minas + 20% of the entrance fee pool Third place: 500 minas + 10% of the entrance fee pool The Date: Saturday, August 17 at 6 PM EST The bracket Single elimination, one chance so make it good. Sponsors Zabgub’s Fine Orcish Kush The only place to get the highest quality Orcish kush at the lowest price. You? Contact Zabgub’Gorkil for sponsorship opportunities as low as 200 minas! All sponsorship packages include: -A ticket to the event to watch and feast -A chance to pick a fighter (Either already entered or you can bring your own at no extra cost) who will be introduced in each fight as Your company name’s fighter -Priority seating to cheer and watch with no obstructions. Gorkil’s Glorious Grub ‘n Klomp is looking for a main event sponsor. For a fee of 500 minas you will get all of the above rewards and the main card championship event will have an introduction thanking your company for it’s support. As well as a small phrase of your choosing. Entrance fees Non-Gorkils: 20 minas Non-Orcs: 100 minas Korgahk'Gorkil, Wargoth of Clan Gorkil Zabgub’Gorkil, Tournament Organizer

Far too often people fall victim to the idea of being a mage of the dark arts. The thrills of being able to raise one from the dead or parade their puppets of flesh around our world seem to be too much for the weak of spirit, and as such good men and women have sent their eternal souls to the depths of Iblees’ bedchamber. If you feel lustful towards these arts you must confess and repent for your sins immediately because no mortal power on earth is worth the uncountable amount of time you will be damned for. What are the dark arts? The dark arts are any form of magic that comes directly from iblees himself, they have been forged to look like this amazing and beautiful thing to trick the curious minds of the races. They are the modern-day version of the curses given to Horen, Malin, Krug, and Urguan, but instead, the blessings are temporary and the curse is eternal. Dark arts can be seen in the form of Necromancy, Soul puppetry, Blood magic, witchcraft, and much more. Once you learn a dark art your soul is forever tainted so you must strive to avoid the dark path. What do you do if you cross paths with a practitioner of the dark arts? The very first thing you MUST do is let your local clergy member know, do not engage any further contact and ensure to warn nearby others so they may avoid the path of darkness, the proper authorities will ensure the world is rid of the practitioner. If you felt any sort of sway to practice the dark arts you must IMEDIATELY find a local clergy member and confess your sins to him, you cannot wait until you desire becomes a need for at that point it is nearly too late. Finally you must pray for the souls that come in contact with the practitioner of the dark art so that they may have the iron will you did to resist their evil ways. How do you avoid them? The best way to avoid any evil is to stay away from dark forested areas where Iblees’ servants hide in cowardice fear from the mighty Canonists. Stay in your home city most often, it is safe there, and if you must travel travel with three or more men so that you may fight and defend your women and children if necessary. Be sure to hold your Lorraine cross with you for the practitioners fear our mighty cross! simply reading this work is not enough to protect yourself, you must pray daily, and keep your soul pure for a pure soul is impossible to target regardless of that these people say GOD is more mighty and GOD will guide you if you just let him. If you live a most pious life you will dine in the feast halls of the high skies and the servers of iblees will starve for eternity in hell. In Faith, Oliver Whitewell, Acolyte of the faith.

Zabgub, the ancient and Conservative Orc grunts with some discontent. ”It zeemz az iyf duh leftiztz have kame tu rexdom agaiyn... But iyf Krug wiyllz iyt by keepiyng hiym Rex mi wiyll keep iyt tu mizelf. Hopfulleh duh piynk zkinz kan be uzeful und don’t pazz oud from ‘tuu much wurk’ ”

As you look on the ground you see a note folded neatly almost as it was intentionally placed there. Inside it reads: Are you looking to stay up a little longer? Finish that thesis to become a Bishop? Studying to become an Archdruid? We have the product for you... Pure Quartz dust. This stuff is the exact stuff the Canonist Church, Kings and Emperors use to get so much work done. Skip out on your taxes for one week and you will have the energy to pay double what you owe for half the price! A list of medical benefits of Pure Quartz dust: -Improved mood -The ability to stay up for as long as you need, just have more when you’re tired -Increased confidence -Advanced thinking for new business ideas For the reasonable price of 27 minas a gram, you could get that extra push you need to get the promotion you need, till the fields or even move up the political hierarchy. This substance is only for people who want to do big things in this land and as such is only used by high society. Take the next step into high society today! Buy the finest grade Pure Quartz dust around, simply send a request to the pigeon coup between the Orc and Druid lands to buy yours now. ((JadenFromDairy#0145))

I think the fact that you need an MC item to represent a mask is a little ridiculous tbh. It’s not a huge deal and it discourages people putting masks on their skin for added effect because there’s no incentive.

On a dark night of Malin’s Welcome, an ancient Orc sits around a campfire in the Uzg. He, a normally melancholy and sarcastic being has a slight smile on his face, a sense of pride. Why might you ask? He is about to share some of the most important forms of wisdom he can to a group of impressionable Orc Kubs. Zabgub’Gorkil is going to share what two friends can do to pass the time when they are bored while strengthening themselves for ‘wagh’... ”Lizun tu mi blah Kubz... Lung lung tik ago when mi wuz kub liyke lat. Mi kame ob wiyth agh gayme. Ah gayme zu hozh mi klomping zkool mayde ah tournameynt ob it... Mi won duh tournameynt by duh whey. ” All of the Orc Kubs look at the old Orc waiting for him to speak more ”Duh gayme iz zimpul. Lat knuw huw tu headbutt riyght?” The group nods slowly in response, not daring to speak while such an old Orc is telling a story “Latz face azh ahn uther und let headbutt each uther untiyl zomeazh kant ztand ob. Duh ash standing iz duh winnur. Wunt to try?” The eager Orc Kubs all stand up, grabbing a partner and proceed to rapidly headbutt each other until one of them can’t stand. Laughs are heard across the campfire. (( Just a fun little game to play in the Uzg when things are slow. OOC rules are simple. Emote proceeding to headbutt each other and then both players roll 20 until someone lands on 20 out of 20 first. The person who lands on it delivers a knock out headbutt to their opponent. You do NOT have to wait for the person to roll before you do, just keep rolling as quick as possible to get as many chances at 20/20 as possible before your opponent does. Have fun, use this game or don’t. I’m not the cops.))

Problem solved. Not entirely sure how.

I’m getting the following error when I try to log in to the server. It’s been a while since I’ve logged in. Some assistance would be greatly appreciated. Thanks!

Targoth Zabgub'Gorkil peers over the scene, a sly smile on his face "Bub'hozh... Jevex aghm proud." ((Good writing, whoever wrote it must be a professional! )

Cloud Temple Weekly Issue #1 [Fourth of Sun’s Smile 1669] You just proved advertising works. Contact Monk Faolan ((LatePopeTrudeau))for sponsorship opportunities Multiple Belvitz Militia go missing in search for increased rat population cause Could the sewer have collapsed or is this part of something bigger? Read more on the next page Also in this issue: New Adventurers in Atlas The death of a Rex, Tensions Brewing? Coronation of an Elven King What is this ‘Vaeyl Order?’ Multiple Belvitz Militia go missing in search for increased rat population cause A painted depiction of the cave from one of the militia Belvitz: Citizens of Belvitz began to worry as members of their militia went missing for a multiple day stretch in search for the cause of an increase in rat population. Vladimir Koalachev, a local who helped investigate was asked about the experience and said “They(The rats) make of bigger squeak than normal. Not squeak squeak, more like SQUEAK SQUEAK, the rats are not of normal, how you say? Size.” The reason for the increase in rat population around Belvitz is still unknown, but locals fear more could come, bringing disease and poor hygiene if the cave is not protected against Could the execution of a Rex mean a rise in tensions? A crude painting of the camp outside Krugmar where a large horde of Orcs gathered Krugmar: Many fear that tough times are near after Rex, Puknak’Lak was executed by the King of the Elves at the Dominion’s front gate after being captured by the mercenary group, the Reiters. When asked for his comment King Kairn of the Dominion said "When an aggressor repeatedly transgresses upon the sanctity of your sovereignty and the health of your people, it is your duty to act and put an end to that aggressor Krugmar refused to comment on the situation, but anyone who travels to their rugged lands would notice an energy in the lands. Heavy drums can be heard, orcs training harder than normal, and hordes of Orcs grouping, their faces filled with rage are just some of the sights to be seen. Puknak’Lak was the second Rex to die in Atlas, leaving the war-prone nation of Krugmar feeling uneasy and angry. AD: Vizmak Brigade is taking on spook contracts! Send a Bird to Derrick Bell, Arhadir, or Travis Bell for all your spook hunting needs Promising people set for their new adventure! Cloud Temple: Each week The monks search far and wide looking for new people who are searching to make an impact on the world. This week the monks got word of 70 new adventurers. This week Elder Monk Lawrence sat down with the new adventurer, Camille ((@Diogen)) to hear her story. In this interview, Lawrence discovered that Camille is a very curious person, while she was walking from the Cloud Temple her first stop was at the Dragur Library where she said she spends most of her time. When asked what she found interesting at the library, Camille said “What fascinated me most was magic. I’m trying my best to learn alchemy, and some bardmancy in my free time.” Camille continued, clearly passionate about the topic. “I don’t consider myself a combat person, I’m more of a teacher I suppose.” Through her travels Camille has stopped at a few places, she stopped at Belvitz on her way to Haense and told us her favorite settlement is Arbor. When asked why she enjoys Arbor so much Camille explained “They’re near water and have mountains surrounding them which is a great source of inspiration and great for sightseeing. This city itself has wonderful people” Like many citizens of Atlas, Camille fears bandits and slavers, but one thing we found to be interesting about her was her optimistic spirit. When Elder Monk Lawrence asked Camille if she was enjoying her time in Atlas Camille didn’t just say bandits were making it hard to survive, she instead said “(I’ve enjoyed my time) Immensely, it was kind of hard at first because of my lack of minas. I could barely support myself, then I met friends who let me sleep in their homes. In time I started meeting possible customers and selling them my goods, and now I finally have my own house, a good amount of money to keep myself supported and enough to pay taxes.” Camille has a background in medicine and has proven to be crafty enough to support herself from scratch. With a strong urge for knowledge and a positive attitude, Camille has earned our title of the Promising adventurer of the week. Kairn Ithelanen Coronated as the New King of the Dominion of Malin Dominion: A new King of the Elves has been officially crowned. King Kairn Ithelanen’s coronation officially took place on the 14th of the grand harvest. The streets in the dominion were filled with festivities for days as the nation showed of military displays, creating drum beats with their elven shields. It is clear the nation rejoices at the thought of their new king. A King in Malin is a change from the Typical High prince position and could be the sign of an ever-growing Elven presence in Atlas. The Vaeyl Order: A Foe? Author: Sefwick of Sutica South Atlas: What we know as the Vaeyl Order has been a topic shrouded in mystery. Many opportune explorers from all across Atlas have ventured into the frozen depths of the Yatl Wasteland in search of the smallest sliver of information on the Order, yet little has been learned. What we do know is that the Order are the progenitors to Atlas, and ruled this land prior to the Descendant migration from Axios. As such, we are, in their eyes, invaders of their homeland - something which has already resulted in bloodshed and even a battle some years ago. Since Marna, Haense and the Dominion turned the Order back at the Battle of the Wastes, multiple ruins have been discovered, from a ruined city under Markev to a sinister network of portals that seem to span across Atlas. Yet the Order seems far from dead; their White-Eye banners have appeared all across Atlas as Vaeyl Knights travel between old ruins, in search of something and even seeking Descendant help to do so. Yet rumors continue to circulate about these Knights preying on unwary Descendants venturing into the Yatl Wastes. It is unknown what the Order seeks, or what they truly even are, but they seem to be mobilizing like never before. Whether we want them or not, answers will come soon. Soon we will learn if they are friend or foe. Looking to write? Submit your creative writing piece, be it a poem or short story for a chance to be featured in a future issue of the Cloud Temple Weekly!

Zabgub'Gorkil lets off a mighty roar as he makes his first official self-scar of this conflict "Mi hab been flattn' Twiggiez zinze mi popo gabe mi zult... Diz wagh wiyll led mi drink dey're bluud ash mure tiym."

Kuz'Lak, the illiterate Orc Kub smiles and nods at the picture "Mi flat twiggie untiyl flat."

+1 for the CT. -1 For Friends of the dominion. I am ONLY a friend of Malinor TYVM.