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  1. Bashar al-Assad

    from the ashes burk stands tall

    1. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      from the ashes burk stands tall

  2. Bashar al-Assad

    from the ashes burk stands tall

  3. Bashar al-Assad

    Good day people of LoTC.

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    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      no spine

    3. 3andD

      3andD

      0 spines

    4. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      I'm not returning to LoTC. I'm just apologizing.

  4. Bashar al-Assad

    Guys it's okay. The church is now the richest organization in LoTC.

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    2. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      Ebs, Viscen (crazyguy1916) is the Pope.

    3. JtPv

      JtPv

      ...We have an IG Holy Father? I REALLY need to learn more about that church...1517, anyone?

    4. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      He is called the High Pontiff

  5. Bashar al-Assad

    Had electricity problems, almost was going to miss out on the launch of 3.0!

  6. Bashar al-Assad

    Hey LoTC!

    1. Panda! At The Disco

      Panda! At The Disco

      Hey dere! :D

    2. Lvke

      Lvke

      Prepare your bum-hole and jimmies!

    3. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      No thanks... XD

  7. Bashar al-Assad

    Hey peeps.

  8. Bashar al-Assad

    I choose you!

  9. Bashar al-Assad

    I couldn't stop laughing when Lion shot Lynesse with a crossbow at the Chivay wedding...

    1. Cyndikate

      Cyndikate

      I thought Lion died.

  10. Bashar al-Assad

    I do think that taking over Kha island is a bit much.

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    2. Stevie

      Stevie

      So was taking all of Czechoslovakia.

    3. Stevie

      Stevie

      Or invading the Netherlands

    4. sir lusty

      sir lusty

      Well say that to the Norwegian king when he tried to take all of england XD damn greedy king

  11. Bashar al-Assad

    I had a lovely vacation in the North, now I just want a tribe of wildlings. :P

  12. Bashar al-Assad

    I just realized something, soulstones can save the Oren capital. Yay!

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    2. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      More traffic for the brothel.

    3. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      Good.

    4. -♣- Ƙindled -♣-

      -♣- Ƙindled -♣-

      THERE'S A BROTHEL!?

  13. Bashar al-Assad

    I just wiped all my mc files and replaced them and LoTC still won't work.

    1. PtahWithin

      PtahWithin

      Delete your internet cache.

    2. Phog

      Phog

      download the 1.5.1 bin and manually replace it http://www.mod-minecraft.org/minecraft-jar-download/

  14. Bashar al-Assad

    I sell propane and propane accessories.

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    2. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      10 orphans per gallon.

    3. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      My side job is being an assistant manager of a movie theatre. And I sell popcorn and popcorn accessories.

    4. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      I bet you make fat stacks on that side job.

  15. Bashar al-Assad

    I used to take arrows to the knee like you. Then I bought knee pads

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    2. blindmind

      blindmind

      This joke won't stop at Earth. It'll destroy every organic being in the galaxy if we don't find a way to stop it.

    3. DKC1011

      DKC1011

      Forgive the insubordination, but this old friend has an order for you. Go out there and give them hell, Blindmind, You were born to do this.

    4. blindmind

      blindmind

      ^ I bet you say that to every guy who gets you a homeworld.

  16. Bashar al-Assad

    I used to think I knew what awesome was, then I saw Anthos.

    1. shiftnative

      shiftnative

      <3

    2. TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      TheRoyalOnion(Aris)

      These are my thoughts as well

    3. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      :D

  17. Bashar al-Assad

    I'm playing LoTC on the airplane :P

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    2. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      Azerbaijan

    3. Cyndikate

      Cyndikate

      Inb4 the plane crashes

    4. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      Heaven and it's 72 virgins... -joke ends- -Seriousness begins- Just some much needed vacation time.

  18. Bashar al-Assad

    I'm Tunisian.

    1. Shorsand

      Shorsand

      K.

  19. Bashar al-Assad

    Losers write history too.

    1. Nworb Mas

      Nworb Mas

      you write history? oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

  20. Bashar al-Assad

    LoTC, where do dwarves come from?

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    2. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      The migrants that got lost on the way to whatever doomed fortress was their destination?

    3. Yoff

      Yoff

      Gaius, Teach me your ways to find gifs.

    4. Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Quavinir_Twiceborn

      Eggs, dwarves are born from eggs.

  21. Bashar al-Assad

    MURRY CHRISTMAS PILGRUMS!

  22. Bashar al-Assad

    My halfling char shall be the very first halfling shoemaker, he will make your shoes for 2 minas each.

    1. cometking123

      cometking123

      Halfling = Chinese worker at that wage.

    2. 3andD

      3andD

      Nice!

    3. Glyc

      Glyc

      Halflings don't wear shoes, heretic.

  23. Bashar al-Assad

    My LoTC decided to die and now I can't get online. But just that server. No I did not to update to 1.5.2. If anyone could help it would be great.

    1. blindmind

      blindmind

      Did you try backing up your MC files and then wiping the .minecraft folder?

    2. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      Yes

  24. Bashar al-Assad

    My two favorite FMs got demoted... Why?

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    2. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      Ah okay.

    3. Song Druid

      Song Druid

      Also in respect to AiiM I won't divulge why he is no longer on the team. If you wish you can inquire to him. I am sorry you are disappointed, hopefully we can churn out a couple new favorites for you.

    4. Raptorious

      Raptorious

      Lol nordlord you utter bellend, I quit, I didn't get demoted. You can't demote this.

  25. Bashar al-Assad

    No.

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    2. CowsGoMoo

      CowsGoMoo

      . . .

      No to your no.

    3. Telanir

      Telanir

      If Skippy posts this on another one of my status updates... *fumes silently*

    4. Bashar al-Assad

      Bashar al-Assad

      Telanir, I will beat him!

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