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While the others tear down posters, Joferik once more asks all of them. "She seems like a qt3.14. What is her name?"

Joferik rubs his hands together. "She looks like a qt3.14. What is her name?"

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Joferik reads the bull and cares, though for some reason he begins to wish less people were bellends.

A letter appears often about the roads, tree-trunks, and assorted cities of Anthos. A letter is sent to the Grand-King's desk. Raevir Ruskans to the Dwarven Grand-King! O king, Dwarven devil and damned devil's kith and kin, secretary to Iblees himself. What the devil kind of knight are you, that can't slay a hedgehog with your naked arse? The devil excretes, and your army eats. You will not, you son of a *****, make subjects of Raevir sons; we've no fear of your army, by land and by sea we will battle with thee, **** your mother. You Malinorian scullion, Dwarven wheelwright, brewer of the bad-lands, goat-fucker of Adunia, swineherd of Greater and Lesser Salvus, Orcish pig, Delver thief, catamite of Trog, hangman of the sewers, and fool of all the world and underworld, an idiot before Godanistan, grandson of the Serpent, and the crick in our ****. Pig's snout, mare's arse, slaughterhouse cur, unblessed brow, screw your own mother! So the Raevir declare, you lowlife. You won't even be herding the Creator's pigs. Now we'll conclude, for we don't know the date and don't own a calendar; the moon's in the sky, the year with the Lord, the day's the same over here as it is over there; for this kiss our arse!

Joferik would not bother with the bird, now that he has himself a supplier already. Joferik smiles with satisfaction, returning to his shop and ceasing all handing-out of fliers.

Joferik walks back to his home and reads the letter. He then finds a book and quill and begins to write his own in return. Dear Hlaalu Helseth, I would like set up a system with you, where you supply me two stacks (128) of oak logs per month (so every other IRL day). I will pay you 130 minas per load you bring to me at my shop, Piekarz Carpentry, in Abresi. Sincerely, Joferik Piekarz

Joferik Piekarz, a Raevir male, stands in the middle of Abresi. He hands out fliers to the assorted passer-by, which would read the following. IN NEED OF LUMBER SUPPLIER Item Name: Oak logs How much: Two stacks (128) per seed (month/ every other IRL day) Price: 130 gold per two stacks Meeting Place: Piekarz Carpentry (located in Abresi)

Joferik makes a mark on his calender, planning to make a trip one day.

Joferik nods in approval post-reading the guide.

Could an FM please unpin this and pin the [*new*] one?

TAXATION OF KRALTA CAPITAL OF THE KINGDOM OF RUSKA CAPITAL OF GREATER RAEV Tithe System: Baker: 5 stacks (64) of bread per Elven week Miner: 8 stacks (64) of cobble per Elven week Lumberjack: 5 stacks (64) of either oak, spruce, or birch wood per Elven week Farmer: 7 stacks (64) of wheat per Elven week Fisherman: 10 fish per Elven week Sheep herder: 3 stacks (64) of wool per Elven week Cow herder: 1 stack (64) of raw beef per Elven week Pig herder: 1 stack (64) of raw pork per Elven week Brewer: Fifteen brews delivered to innkeeper per Elven week Taxes (shops only): Stalls: 100 minas per Elven week Shoppes: 200 minas per Elven week Inns & taverns: 200 minas per Elven week

The armies of Ruska and Renatus easily chase the Utopian out of Kralta.