SodaiKamikaze

If you are driving and a deer jumps out in front of your car, the safest thing is to drive right into it and hit it. Swerving can cause you to lose control of the vehicle. If it dies, in many states you can pick it up and harvest the meat, if alive but unable to properly function you must call the police for them to kill it. (You can get the meat after)

On a similar note, if you see a moose in the road the best bet is to turn around and drive away.

I've seen those fuckers level minivans.

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