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  1. its like staff standards arent even a thing anymore, who woulda thunk!

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    2. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      ah yes i love having malgonious on the team he is just simply epic his events are so epic red mana bro

    3. Zacho

      Zacho

      If you dont think a staff member is doing good or being helpful to the community, report it.

    4. Thornz

      Thornz

      Staff standards? Never heard of them

  2. dont fall too far into the lotc soy mine... orelse u will never get out.

  3. looks like the garbage truck hasn't cleaned this place in a while huh

  4. okay lol now this is epic.

  5. Okay now this is epic.

  6. I need soy or I'll die! Help!

  7. Soy levels are low. Please, if anyone has soy, give it to me now.

  8. Third day without soy. I can slowly feel the rancid testosterone overwhelm my estrogen. Please, if anyone has any spare soy, contact me immediately.

    1. Devdog

      Devdog

      Talk to us traps!!! We'll give you MORE than soy to boost your estrogen! 

  9. yo seriously anyone selling soy? I know for a fact that there is a lot of it circulating around LotC in general and I would love to purchase some.

  10. hey i need some soy anyone selling i know theres a lot of it around here

    1. blago

      blago

      god yes please 

  11. rest well yung forehead, dont even bother returning

  12. hey stop bullying the reivers please theyre roleplay pioneers

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    2. Islamadon

      Islamadon

      Reivers are sinners and so the Reformed Gamer League can't support their actions.

    3. Thornz

      Thornz

      im reformed zhulik I swear! 

    4. Islamadon

      Islamadon

      If you go against the bible you aren't reformed

  13. bahahah this guy is a bad ET he literally forced me to PK my mage, **** him honestly

     

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    2. Its_Just_Leap

      Its_Just_Leap

      @Ford I mean if you didn't tell him before hand that his character could PK during the event then that's kind of a **** thing to do, if you did. Then that's on him.

    3. Ford

      Ford

      lol not my obligation to spoonfeed players rules like that

       

      you enter my event you're automatically my biatch

    4. Ford

      Ford

      : ^ * 

  14. Checkin' third ward, I'm goin' mental.

  15. i cant **** with you if we werent friends on myspace

    1. LPT

      LPT

      Is it too late to add you?

  16. dead shop u can still pm me if u want a skin tho and ill consider doing it
  17. woah, i'm woeful

    1. Delrof

      Delrof

      awww why mate

  18. need some tasteful taiwanese cartoons to watch excluding cowboy bebop, berserk and jojo.

    1. Malgonious

      Malgonious

      naruto (for action), anohana (for sadness), and Hunter x Hunter (for amaze)

    2. ooooowee

      ooooowee

      devilman crybaby

    3. lawnmowerman

      lawnmowerman

      sorry naruto is not tasteful..

  19. i count big bucks, keep that glock tucked

  20. dewper isnt banned lmfao ur dumb

    1. seannie

      seannie

      he should be...... @Dewper

    2. Guest

      Guest

      Seannie just because this cruel war puts us on either side doesn’t mean we have to be enemies...

    3. seannie

      seannie

      i dont speak to traitors!

  21. look at this idiot.... good stuff man
  22. The "Violabuntur Terra,” aka Mud Maidens (By aeryael, at Deviantart.com) On the form: Tuj A bifcuration of the unnatural body and once-wholesome mind, The “Maidens of the Swamp” are beasts taking the shape of women; their forms consist of a thick and oozing black petroleum akin to “mud,” from which their derivative and well-reputed nickname of “mud maidens” stems from. Further, with regards to their makeup, the petroleum was elastic but rather weak; a decent downwards jab is able to easily able to puncture or a pair of hands may press its weight down to simply compress the odd material, through the flesh would simply reseal around any puncture wounds briefly after the fact. It had an odd and nigh on “slimelike texture,” with special adhesive properties - it clings to bare flesh it touches, though it remains malleable. These unwholesome creatures shapes are by all means familiar and feminine, with supple curves that shone in the sunlight - it held a great resemblance to that of a Descendants flesh if it were not for their unnatural composition - in fact, the only definitive difference in their anatomy is a translucent and stilled heart located near to the center of their chest, beneath the bosom and mere inches beneath the surface of their gel-like skin. With all due regards, the stilled heart seems to function as the source of their lifeforce and bodily control; it is a vestige of a past life, a heart stilled by death and brought to life by the power of vestigial emotions in the same manner as a “ghost” or spectre, though it’s body is entirely physical. Damage sustained to the last truly Human part of its body will cause it to reduce to a puddle of formless jello, dispersed once more to the Seven Skies. On behaviorisms: In the past, these aberrants may’ve been seen as “harmless,” or “a good catch” to the depraved individuals interested in seizing and carting away these noble creatures but such appears to no longer be the case. These beasts are fiercely territorial due to collective trauma, and prone to preying on lone or travelling males. As for the state of their mind, it could be stated (with some truth, notable sources add) that these a-gendered beasts have some form of sentience, if not sapience; whilst they appear to be rendered entirely speechless, unable to give voice to whatever tragic experiences that surely made up it’s lifespan and drove it to cavorting in the unpleasant habitats they once took to advanced emotional expressions such as stick figure art. The sudden reprisal of their once-passive nature is fascinating. Educated scholars have only been able to formulate scant hypothesis as to why or how they experienced such a paradigm shift - as described by “Samiru Haidaku,” “one can simply not trust females in this form; they are liars, cheaters, whores, and will suck you dry with greater swiftness than a lich.” On the other hand, many believe it due to their rampant abuse at the hands of Easterner slave markets. In modern times, they lurk in damp areas and swamps till prey crosses above them. The “Mud Maidens” methods of attacks almost always involve surprise, attempting to seize men by the leg or boots and pull them down. Due to their lack of raw strength or natural weapons, they’ll attempt to enwrap and drown the man after pulling them into a near body of water (though they may do this from simple puddles of mud, or full-on confrontation though such almost always ends poorly). On the birth, and death, of the “Mud Maidens”: The flowers of the Violabuntur Terra are sprouted and nurtured from instances of death and great trauma in humid and swampy biomes. On most occasions, they are composed of one soul - but there have been instances of a singular mud maiden being composed of many individuals after a tragedy of note. After death, the corpse(s) desiccates and a shriveled heart unbeset by rot remains, possessed by a soul that could not bring itself to the Cloud Temple and stewed only in its own hatred. After the bodies and bones find themselves turned to sludge, and the waterlogged terrain they’d found their final resting place replaces it’s need for limbs; and from all experiences with pre-matured Mud Maidens, all they do is weep and lament their loss till the day their sorrow finds itself cemented as a burning hatred. Once the stilled heart is destroyed, their soul is released to return to the Seven Skies (contemporary and non-Human scholars claim that the ‘Sevents Skies’ is a misnomer propagated by Man-supremacists.) The body falls back to nothing but sledge and rot, and that particular mud maiden is never to be seen again. FAQ: Can I play a mud maiden?: No, this is an Event Creature only. Can a mud maiden have items on her? They can retain objects inside of them. Can I bathe in a mud maiden? You’ll drown. (Inspiration taken from Jistuma's old mud-maiden lore, also a huge thanks to Ambduscias for proof reading!) 2
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