Weakling peasants of lesser Kaedreni blood have usurped my homeland and subverted the natural order, that of the alpha and the beta. This makes me wroth to be quite honest, and so we will march, by the sparks of our heels upon the road we will tremble that Roswell corporal from his bed, we offer these subracial servitors and scoundrels one chance to kneel, then we put them to the sword. That has always been the Istrian way, that has always been the de Sola way. The weak should fear the strong.
House de Sola and the Istrian population will no longer serve the sodomite pretender, Arthur Roswell.
Type of Battle: Battle
Time and Date: Within the week. Preferably Friday evening.
Attacking forces: The Istrian Alpha Legion led by Legate PC Pubilus de Sola and Legate Biggus.
Defending forces: The remainder of the Istrian population, loyal to House Roswell
Location and boundaries: Dour Watch, Duchy of Istria
Terms of Victory: The Alpha Cub Legion offers the so-called "Duke" of Istria one last chance to commit mandatory suicide and/or abdicate and go into exile and/or surrender his manhood to the Legion otherwise the mighty Legion screamers shall assail his walls in full force, scale his walls with siege implements and spill the blood of those lesser Istrian brothers who dare to stand in their way. The throne room must be secured to signify victory.
Rewards for each side: If the Legion retakes Dour Watch then Legate Biggus & Publius will become the new title holders of Istria (owner of region) and overlord of all subregions until he selects a competent claimant to receive the Duchy of Istria at which point Biggus will resign and return quietly to the countryside to sow his fields and plough his slaves. Further the hearty Legionary men will drink all of his beer.
If the Legion is repelled then the duke has proven his worth and can still be the Duke of Istria. They cannot Warclaim for another month.
If the Alpha Cub legion wins also all faeces will be cleaned from the streets of Dour Watch and the duke's belongings will be distributed to the villagers and plebeians.
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