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You don’t find a Kha with carrots. They find you.

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This is pretty cool dud. +1

“‘E’s onto us!” Shouted the Satyr! The Satyr attempted to give this man a bottle of rum. For not taking the joke so seriously.

A Thorn grumbles something about a joke, before beginning to drink out of a canteen.

“Where th’ fock Are yeh ge’’in’ th’ beddin’ thin’ from? We said tha’ we ‘ad marriages!” Protests a certain Satyr.

*A note is attached to it, stating this.* “But it’s not just about that... most of it is why we aren’t Horrible monsters and Iblees spawn. -The Satyrs.”

This man was a fool, for posters were replaced soon after!

*People would find posters in major cities, as well as the smaller ones.* The Truth about Satyrs Many believe Satyrs to be monsters, horrible creatures created by Iblees to destroy the descendants. However, we are much more peaceful than that. Instead of being horrible monsters of great destruction, created by Iblees, we are instead created by the Aspects to protect and preserve nature. Much like the druids, yet without the everyday drama. We wish not for war and chaos, but instead for peace and harmony with the other races. We wish to keep to ourselves in the woodlands. For cities we cannot live in, we are nothing without nature. We enjoy the pleasures of flesh, and fighting is not a pleasure. Much like many races, we enjoy drinking alcoholic beverages, and having the occasional party. Despite what many may think, we do have marriages. It is not all having sex with different Satyrs each night, we do find love within one another. Also, asking us what we are every time we meet someone new can get agitating. Please forgive us if we get angry because it takes a lot to explain. Violence is something many of us do not engage in. However, beware of the ram-horned Thorns and the bull-horned Oaks. For they are quick to anger. But are not without reason. The reason for this small little flier, is because many people have thought Satyrs to be horrible creatures. But, we hope that from this you will understand us further. And know we wish not for violence. But for peace. Boroun ta dasi na eini epano sas. Kai boreíte na katoikísete sto xýlo. May the forests be upon you. And may you dwell in the wood. Written by: The Satyrs.

Jukha of Lur could hear the shouts. And the shouts of Hazurk. He found them displeasing to say the least. “Turkurz wuz a hozh popo. He wuz a hozh Uruk. Drokon wuz a fuul agh ah viktum ub buurz’zhomoizm. Turkurz wuz bi ull rytz hunurable.” He told himself. Assuming no one was around.

Guys if he got banned and he’s new that means he read the rules recently and should've known not to do this. It doesn’t matter if he’s new. He broke a rule. You get banned if you break a rule.

Dude you pugsied. You got banned. Begging to be unbanned and using ‘I’m new’ isn’t an excuse. If you’re new that means you’ve read the rules just a bit ago. Just popping someone because they ignore you is pusgy. You got banned, accept it.

Did you rp with the guys before you killed them or did you just down them and kill them? Cause if you did that then yeah, that’s no RP kill and you deserve it.

“I don’ thin’ t’ss Yorthmul ‘ad challenged ‘em fer leadership. Nor did ‘e take over from when Dormin died. Which hasn’ ‘appended. Meanin’ ‘e ain’ no Doomforged Clan Father. An’ tha’ ‘e’s Clanless.” Said Damen Ironhide.

“The title says Impures need not fret, however this is hardly something to not fret over. It seems very barbaric for what High Elves present them to be... then again they’re very snobby and are fuckheads in nature. So I’m not surprised.” Remarks a certain man Satyr. He then continues on his way.

*grumble grumble*

What about Braduk and other important Lur figures. You’re leaving out so many people!

“Huh. Nothin’ on Satyrs at whatever place this is.” Said a Satyr himself, before shrugging and moving on.

If you have skype that will work. I'll also take discords. Anyway, just tell me your chosen subrace when you decide.

Ok

Ya wanna be one?

You’ve heard of make a (blank) week, but have you heard of make a (blank) YEAR?! THATS RIGHT. ITS MAKE A SATYR YEAR! Meaning to just please make a Satyr. We’re a good place. Nice people. There is not enough Satyrs out in Axios! Despite our great lore, awesome community and even better personalities. Make no mistake, there will be no special events for Satyrs during this year, sadly (unless some ETs want to do some awesome Satyr event stuff). But we do offer some pretty fun and interesting RP. With us saving up for a Fae grove somewhere nice and quiet, you’ll have all the good, light-hearted RP you want (that’s not too meme-y). So come on down and try out some goat people! We don’t bite! Most of the time.... Importanté links!: https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/154908-✓-fae-lore-satyr-re-written/

"As lon' as it don' effect us Say'rs I'll be happy." Oliver nodded, however he did seem to understand what was going on.