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Slothtastic

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  1. Hello! I'm Sloth nice to meet you! If you need tips or help with anything just holler. I've also been told I'm a fairly good advisor.
  2. Xiahou hears of new rule. "A new ruler? Xiahou must meet! Perhaps become friend like Caius!" He said.
  3. Friend's skype mood: I'm useless.

    My skype mood: As long as you're not infertile, you have a purpose in life.

  4. ((Wait a min, is this another Viking culture? Cause if so there's already a lot. Even tho I posted mine anyway... *cough cough* Northspawn ftw *cough cough*
  5. "Can Half-Orcs or something go there? Or just goblins and Ologs?" Asked a Half-Orc.
  6. "Another coup? The people must be angry that instead of the Wargoths fighting for Rexdom, the whitewash Orgoth decided that Gurak would be Rex." Vruk theorized.
  7. Vruk smiled and laughs, raising a mug of ale to the news. "To Braduk!" He roared.
  8. Xiahou hears of the tale, "Wood angry? Nin good." ((Is that a Hou-Zi head at the end? And if so, is it mounted there or is that the person who did it?))
  9. I'll never stop. You cannot make me.
  10. Buy my user. Idk how many of these I've done but each one I keep forgetting who won and what their user was. I've got 3 accounts now, so if your pay is high enough you can buy out all three! Nothing inappropriate. Current usernames: Slothteegah SlothIsLucifer SlothIsGod
  11. MY new favorite songs - Pumped Up Kicks and Believer from Imagine Dragons.

    1. Travista

      Travista

      my favorite song:

       

       

       

  12. J'Dul, a male Kha, sees what kind of play this is! "Cora, yew shewldn't audition." He tells his wife, although secretely planning to go himself, either to see the play or audition. ( @Themaster2003xxx)
  13. Xiahou grieves for his fallen friend. "Hou-Shen will greet Caius in afterlife." He said, sitting down in his abode and lighting a candle for him.
  14. Slothtastic

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    Oliver the Satyr reads this, making his way over to the grove. "They got a new grove an' didn' tell me?!"
  15. "Pathetic." Brynjolf says as his waifu receives more. He burns it alive in the fireplace.
  16. A great man has passed. We will remember Vesemir in our hearts forever. 

  17. Brynjolf looks to the letter made out to his wife, "Vait a minute, isn't he cheating? I thought in his last 'adventure' he got married! Hah! Thirsty whoreson." He said, ripping the letter before returning to his beloved.
  18. I'd say make a Hou-Zi. Monkey people.
  19. Vruk who was watching over said, "Daht'z nub how Rexduhm wurkz. Dah Wagh'goffz klomp fuhr ihd." He growled.
  20. "I'll give you an I.O.U and 100 mina for the flail, the I.O.U never expires and will be used for anything."
  21. Brynjolf wonders why the hell he trained for 21 years to kill a bear, and then killed it with one hit. As a normal bear probably would've beaten the **** out of a man.
  22. Alright. I am the flail and sword dude. But please do take your time. I enjoy these beautiful weapons! :D
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