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  1. Heavy, The Church Bells Toll 5th of Wzuvar and Byvca, 359ES https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnAyMl-JXYw The body of Koeng Josef being moved from Nikirala Prikaz to Saint Henrik’s Basilica Josef never much enjoyed being King. To him, it was a duty he was beholden to, a calling that he could not ignore. Even as a child, a rift was driven between him and his siblings because of the position of their births. Whereas his siblings could live a quiet life if they wanted, Josef was destined to be at the forefront of the Nation. He always dreamt that it would not be him, that somehow the burden of the Crown would pass to one of his siblings, Stefan perhaps, or even Aleksandr. Though he did not understand what wearing the crown truly meant, he saw the effects it had on his father - King Sigismund II. While Josef was only seven years old, Sigismund II committed suicide in his office, feeling trapped by the duties he was surrounded by. If there was any doubt about whether or not he wanted to be King, they died with his father. “But look what it did to my Papej” now Koeng Josef lamented to his betrothed, Isabel “How do I know that it will niet happen to me too?” The fact of the matter was that there was no way to know how he would fare as a Monarch. Despite being under the Regency of Konstantin Wick until he was of age, he still began to feel the weight of his new position. All he wanted was to grow up as a regular child. He wanted to pet his cat, play in his sandbox, eat snacks, fool around with his siblings. He didn’t want to be a regal head of state controlling the future of thousands. “I’m sure you’ll be fine, you have people who will help you throughout your whole reign.” Isabel tried to assure him when they were adolescents. It was true, most of his family was still alive, and he cared deeply for his betrothed and younger siblings. He could not imagine a version of his life where he didn’t have Isabel, or Juliya, or Franz to support him. But he never felt that any one person’s support could keep him on his feet. By the time he was of age and out of regency, he instead found a friend in liquor and food. He owned a notoriously infinite appetite. One could question whether he was truly eating everything he seemed, or if it was some sort of illusion played out as a joke. Perhaps the happiest time in his life was when he was wed to Isabel, someone he had found great admiration and love for despite the marriage being arranged by his Mother years prior. His family life became an escape from the burdens of the Crown, where for even just one night he could pretend to live a humble life. A young Koenas Isabel and Koeng Josef near their wedding day Not long after his wedding, Haense became an independent Kingdom, separating peacefully from the Holy Orenian Empire. It was the most significant event during his reign, marking him as the first independent King to reign peacefully since Karl II a hundred years prior. Things began to look bright for his future. Even if he didn’t want to be King, he hoped to at least be appreciated by the people he served. Independence was something he had long sought after. It had become clear to him early on that there could exist no working relationship between the Imperial and Royal governments any longer, and that the death of his Father years before had proven that. To him, independence represented a chance for the spirit of Sigismund II to finally lay at rest. A spiritual victory as much as a physical one. Koeng Josef returning to Reza on horseback after gaining independence He felt massively grateful that his reign saw no major armed conflict, that he found nothing but allies with regard to foreign diplomacy. Whether it be Norland or Urguan or others, both nations signing alliances and treaties with Haense represented a new era for the country on a global scale. Even domestically, his reign saw major shifts and reforms, with the Aulic employing more people than ever before and offering elected opportunities to even the most discreet commoners. Josef was confident that his nation was as healthy as ever. But this national confidence did little to stifle his episodes of self-doubt, his love for the bottle, or his destructive appetite for anything remotely edible. As he matured, he too widened with fat, and often reeked of alcohol. It was the only way for him to fully escape from his reality. Even after establishing the prosperous Karosgrad and the birth of his three beloved children to his faithful wife failed to change his worldview. He was hopelessly hopeless. Whereas thousands would kill to be King, he would have done the same to not be. The death of his Mother represented to him one of the final nails in the coffin. He locked himself away in the palace, isolating himself from even his closest family. Those around him most noted a shift in attitude, the laid back and lax Josef replaced by one irritable and drunken Koeng. Finally, Josef passed the record set by his great grandfather, Andrik III, and became the longest reigning Haeseni monarch in history. Though he did not celebrate, instead continuing on as normal. To him it was no achievement to have simply failed to perish earlier. Perhaps he would have if he were more of a military man, or more of a daredevil. Ultimately, his wretched lifestyle caught up to him. The plump and rotund Koeng, bloated from a large — though for him regular meal — climbed the stairs to his chambers late at night. He felt nauseous, and had more trouble ascending the steps than usual. He thought nothing of it, and continued to his room. As he reached for the doorknob to his chambers, he felt a tight, squeezing pain in his right arm. Tired and somewhat drunk, again he ignored it. Once he hit the bed, he instantly was in a deep sleep. What he didn’t know was that he would never wake up again. That night, a powerful heart attack ravaged his body. A man of his age who cared even minimally for his health would never have to worry about such a thing. But Josef did. Subconsciously, he felt guilty for leaving behind the family he loved so much, but some part of him felt ready to go. Heavy is the head that wears the Crown. The heart attack did not kill him instantly as he may have hoped. Instead, he lay dormant, comatose for months. Family crowded around his bedside day in and day out, wondering if he could hear their words, their prayers. No one proved as dedicated to being by his side in this time than his wife, Koenas Isabel. She maintained that her husband would wake up, that he could recover by Godan’s grace. She was not ready for him to leave. What would their children think? She thought of their eldest, now Prince-Regent Henrik, only fourteen. She recalled how Josef lamented at how many child Kings Haense had in modern times, and how deplorable it was to force such a young child in such a position. A part of her felt angry, that Josef could be so careless and leave their entire family to pay the brunt of it. She had tried for years to try and slow Josef’s drinking, to make him eat healthier, encouraging him to exercise more. But he always insisted that his lifestyle was fine as it was. On the fifth of Wzuvar and Byvca, as Isabel went to sit by Josef as she had been doing daily for the entirety of his coma, she heard a shout she had dreaded for years. A phrase that embodied everything cruel about the system she served in, one that she knew would change the dynamic of her family forever; “The Koeng is dead! Long live the Koeng!” She quickly pushed her way into the room, a crowd of physicians and doctors crowded around the bed in any last ditch attempt at saving the Koeng. She pushed some of them aside, hoping to get a look at her husband. What she saw immediately made her regret that choice. Whereas Josef looked peaceful and fairly regular during his coma — as if only laying down for a nap — he now appeared pale, oily, and decrepit. His mouth agape, dried lips cracking. He must have passed over night, his body already chilling. Isabel; unable to stand the sight, quickly left the room. As she rushed down the hallway, her ears were assaulted with the simultaneous recitation of the phrase “The Koeng is dead. Long live the Koeng.” She stepped outside the front entrance of Nikirala Prikaz, looking only for an escape from the immediate shock of the situation. But there was none in the city of Karosgrad, the great bells of the Basilica of Saint Henrik bellowing a sorrowful ringing to all that could hear; The Koeng was dead. Long live Koeng Henrik II.
  2. Royal Decree of 358ES Edict of Regency, 358ES 2nd of Vzmey and Hyff, 358ES Issued by Koeng Josef I and Confirmed by Lord Regent Henrik VA BIRODEO HERZENAV AG EDLERVIK, It saddens the Crown to announce the current state of His Majesty, Koeng Josef I. Late last night on the first of the month, the Koeng fell victim to an apparent harsh heart attack as he slept. It is suspected as of now that it could have done permanent damage to the Koeng. He is currently being treated by skilled medics, but he has yet to wake up since the attack. Following the Crown Regency Advisory Bill, the Koeng put in private writing his desire to allow his son and heir — Grand Prince Henrik — to fill in as Lord Regent if the need ever arose for the remainder of his reign. Due to the Koeng’s current incapacitation, this will now go into effect. Beginning immediately on this day, 2nd of Vzmey and Hyff, 358ES, Grand Prince Henrik shall take the mantle of Prince-Regent until Koeng Josef either recovers or passes. The Royal Family asks to have their privacy respected during this time, so that they may attend to the Koeng in the hopes that he may recover. IV JOVEO MAAN, His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Esenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera His Excellency, Prince-Regent Henrik of Hanseti-Ruska, Grand Prince of Kusoraev
  3. Peerage Edict of 356E.S. Royal Letters for the Margraviate of Greyspine 11th of Tov and Yermey, 356E.S. Issued and confirmed by His Majesty Koeng Josef I VA BIRODEO HERZENAV AG EDLERVIK, It pleases the Crown of Hanseti-Ruska to entrust the title Margraviate of Greyspine with existing Haeseni peer Maric var Ruthern and his descendants. They are charged with keeping the Koeng’s peace and upholding Haeseni law within their lands, and to protect the border they occupy. The House var Ruthern is forthwith afforded all rights and privileges that come with being a Margrave in the Dual-Monarchy of Hanseti-Ruska. Krusae Zwy Kongzem. IV JOVEO MAAN, His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Esenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
  4. JURASZ VE KOENGZ DUMA Blackmail Act of 355 ES Introduced in the Duma. An act to introduce laws for blackmail made against a person. INTRODUCTION This bill will create a new section within the Haurul Caezk, named “428: On Blackmail” I. Necessary Definitions “Blackmail” shall be defined as the crime of leveraging a person into committing a crime, typically by using threats of physical harm upon said person or a person close to them. The person committing blackmail will face the same severity of offense as the crime committed by the victim through blackmail. II. Additions 428: On Blackmail 428.01: The crime of blackmail shall constitute a middling offence. 428.011: In the circumstance that an individual is found to have been blackmailed after committing an associated crime, they shall not be held liable or receive a reduced punishment. Introduced in Duma by Manfred Barclay on 355 ES Co-sponsored by Grand Maer, Franz Barbanov IV JOVEO MAAN, IV JOVEO EHR, 356ES His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Essenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
  5. JURASZ VE KOENGZ DUMA Religious Law Act of 354 ES Introduced in the Duma. An act to increase the severity of elements of Religious Law INTRODUCTION This bill shall ensure that committing terrible sin shall come with terrible cost. It shall not only discourage citizens of Haense from doing such things, but discourage outsiders from entering Haense to commit such acts, degrading our most Canonist Realm. I. Amendments The original punishment severities shall be increased: 420: Heresy and Blasphemy 420.05: Fornication 420.051: The crime of sexual relations outside of the bonds of matrimony shall constitute a middling offence; 420.06: Miscegenation 420.061: The crime of having sexual relations between two different races shall constitute a severe offence; 420.07: Homosexuality 420.071: The crime of having sexual relations between two persons of the same sex shall constitute a middling offence. Introduced in Duma by Alderman Viktor Lorenz Barclay on the 6th Tov and Yermey 355 ES IV JOVEO MAAN, IV JOVEO EHR, 356ES His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Essenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
  6. JURASZ VE KOENGZ DUMA Natural Resources Bill of 353 ES Introduced in the Duma. An act to prevent monopolisation of natural resources throughout the lands of Hanseti-Ruska INTRODUCTION This bill shall create new legislation that will prevent lords and private interests from restricting access to any resources in the kingdom either physically or otherwise for obtention by the people of Hanseti-Ruska. I. Necessary Definitions A new subsection, 503.04, shall be created under section ‘503: Property’ of the Haurul Caezk “Natural Resources” will be defined as any exploitable resource that is not man-made in nature, such as local wildlife, rare resource deposits, lumber, herb growths, etc. II. Additions 503.04: The natural resources of the lands of Hanseti-Ruska shall be considered property of the Crown, and access to these resources shall be made available to all people of the Kingdom of Hanseti-Ruska. 503.041: If such resources reside within the land of a titled peer, access to such resources must not be blocked or impeded to the common subject of the Kingdom. Violating so shall constitute a middling offense. 503.042: In cases of resource shortage, or national emergency such as war, the Crown maintains the right to order the immediate cessation or limitation of harvesting a resource as well as the immediate deployment of measures aimed to enforce such an order. Introduced in Duma by Alderman Viktor Lorenz Barclay, assisted by Alderwoman Tarathiel Asul’onn of the Lily, Tribune Fyodor Erhdart, and Tribune Igor Barrow on the 21st of Tov and Yermey 353 IV JOVEO MAAN, IV JOVEO EHR, 356ES His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Essenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
  7. JURASZ VE KOENGZ DUMA Poaching Bill of 353 ES Introduced in the Duma. An act to criminalise the poaching and capturing of animals by those who aren’t citizens of Haense in the lands of Haense and amend the current poaching law. INTRODUCTION This bill will ensure that wild animals and livestock in the lands of Haense are protected in the Haurul Caezk from poaching and theft by foreigners and citizens alike. I. Amendments The following shall be amended in the Haurul Caezk: 413: Trespass 413.01: The crime of refusing to leave a private property upon request or returning to a private property in which the offender knows they are not welcome shall constitute a minor offence. 413.02: Poaching and animal theft 413.022: The crime of removing animals, wild or otherwise from within the lands of a Haeseni peer or other private woodland shall constitute a minor offence; 413.022: Committing any trespassing or poaching crime within the lands of Haense as a foreign national shall constitute a middling offence; Introduced in Duma by Alderman Viktor Lorenz Barclay on the 21st of Tov and Yermey 353 IV JOVEO MAAN, IV JOVEO EHR, 356ES His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Essenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
  8. JURASZ VE KOENGZ DUMA Absconsion and Avoidance Bill of 352 Introduced in the Duma. An act to reinforce the orders of the courts. INTRODUCTION This bill is to amend the current law on absconsion, as well as to establish a law for the crime of avoiding a sentence, this is to create a more sensible punishment for absconsion, and to further deter people from avoiding sentences such as fines. II. Amendments Section 423: On Absconsion, shall be amended to the following: 423: On Absconsion 423.01: The crime of fleeing with an intent to avoid trial shall constitute an assumption of guilt for the crimes summoned for, thereby dismissing the need for said trial. Section 429: On Avoiding a Sentence, shall be created and state the following: 429: On Avoiding a Sentence 429.01: The crime of avoiding a sentence delivered by a Jovennar, whether fleeing the country or not complying with the sentence in a reasonable amount of time shall constitute a severe offense. Introduced in Duma by Tribune Fyodor Erhdhart on 352 IV JOVEO MAAN, IV JOVEO EHR, 356ES His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Essenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
  9. Koeng Josef departs Nikirala Prikaz to purchase the newest Haeseni Saint action fig- Icons!
  10. Koeng Josef sunk in his chair upon hearing the news of his beloved Mother's death. A single tear streamed down his face, "Godan will receive you into the Seven Skies, dear Mamej. I only wish that I could have spent more time with you." The King lamented, spending the rest of his night alone, only empty bottles to keep him company.
  11. JURASZ VE KOENGZ DUMA Amendment to Adjust Fines Act 351 E.S Introduced in the Duma. An act to adjust fines to be in line with newer economic standards. INTRODUCTION This act serves to adjust the fines levied under the Haurul Caezk, pursuant to the shift in the worth of currency in Haense. I. Amendments 401.011: Monetary fine of up to 3,000 mina amended to 401.011: Monetary fine of up to 300 mina; 401.021: Monetary fine of up to 15,000 mina; amended to 401.021: Monetary fine of up to 1500 mina; 401.031: Monetary fine of up to 50,000 mina; amended to 401.031: Monetary fine of up to 5000 mina; Introduced in Duma by Alderman Tarathiel Asul’onn on 351 E.S IV JOVEO MAAN, IV JOVEO EHR, 353ES His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Esenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
  12. JURASZ VE KOENGZ DUMA DISINHERITANCE ACT OF 351 ES Introduced in the Duma. An act that will enshrine in the Haurul Caezk the act of noble disinheritance INTRODUCTION In the Haurul Caezk there is a lack of a legal, recognized way for a peer to revoke someone’s place in the line of succession to their title(s). This bill will allow a peer to disinherit any family member from their line of succession providing the Monarch approves of the disinheritance. I. Amendments to the Haurul Caezk: 705: Disinheritance 705:01: The titleholder of each noble peerage may disinherit a member of their household, with Crown approval. 705.02: The titleholder must have valid reasoning for disinheritance, and 'valid reasoning' shall be judged by the Crown, when they are reviewing the case for disinheritance. 705.03: The disinherited party is no longer to be considered nobility, or bear their surname. Introduced in Duma by Alderman Viktor Lorenz Barclay on the 2nd of Tov and Yermey 351 IV JOVEO MAAN, IV JOVEO EHR, 353 His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Esenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
  13. JURASZ VE KOENGZ DUMA ATTEMPTED CRIME ACT OF 347 ES Introduced in the Duma. An act to prevent criminals from avoiding punishment for having attempted a crime. INTRODUCTION The purpose of this bill is to ensure that no legal loophole can be used for people guilty of attempting a crime arguing that no crime had yet been committed. It is to replace the law on attempted murder, as it encompasses it. 1. The section regarded attempted murder in the Haurul Caezk shall be rewritten as; 427: On Attempted Crime 427.01: If an individual or group is convicted of attempting to commit a crime, they shall be issued a punishment equal to the punishment deserving of the actual crime committed. Introduced in Duma by Baroness Sosina Amador on 347 ES Cosponsored by Tribune Lukas Rakoczky IV JOVEO MAAN, IV JOVEO EHR, 352ES His Royal Majesty, Josef I, by the Grace of Godan, King of Hanseti and Ruska, Grand Hetman of the Army, Prince of Bihar, Dules, Ulgaard, Lahy, Sorbesborg and Slesvik, Duke of Carnatia and Vidaus, Margrave of Korstadt and Rothswald, Count of Chatnik, Nenzing, Graiswald, Karikhov, Baranya, Kvasz, Kavat, Karovia, Kovachgrad, Torun, Turov, Kaunas, Alban, Reza and Markev, Viscount of Grauspin, Baron of Thurant, Rytsburg, Venzia, Esenstadt, Krepost and Kralta, Lord of the Westfolk, Protector of the Highlanders, etcetera
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