Well, what’s your name?
“Atticus”
Aye. And from whence do you hail?
“Originally from Lorraine, though now I reside within the Concord of Llyria”
Alright, alright, that’s a fine place this time of season. How many years have you lived?
“I’m 22 years of age”
Got it. Your ethnicity, good man? I can’t make it out.
“Heartlander”
Mmm. I never would have expected it. Are you literate?
“I am!”
Good, that won’t hurt you. Do you have a wife at home, or children?
“I do not currently”
They call Sixtus the Third ‘the Lewd’ for having two bastards. Don’t be like him. Have you got anything against taking oaths?
“I do not”
You’re all set. I’ll have this filed away to the Prelate at once. He’s a sleepy cardinal, about to hit his centennial. Give him a few days.