Your Stepdad

Arno Demetrio-Suffolk de Savin y Bolivar seconds his brother, Adrian Santiago-Suffolk de Savin y Bolivar's claim to mayorhood!

Farmer Fred of Farmer Fred’s Frog and Toad Emporium Inc. promises to sponsor this regiment with kha meat and magic mushrooms

Farfolks underrepresented, no talks on Al-rashidun, khalestine, or cities. Need to give the little guys some spotlight too

Please bear my children

Sorry but I dont rp using birds, I use Naked Meerkats so it looks like im in the clear of this rule

Farmer Fred smiles the suns smile “new friends, yippee!”

Farmer Fred's Child Soldier Summer Camp! Are your kids disrespectful and uncultured? Weak and useless around the house? Well do we have the solution for you! Farmer Freds Frog and Toad Emporium Inc. now presents the new Farmer Fred's Child Soldier Summer camp! In all his generosity, Farmer Fred will take your child for a whole 3 years and make them into a hardened soldier for no price at all! A happy camper participating Circa 24 SA Farmer Fred will take your weak, useless, embarrassing, super ugly children and return them as battle hardened brainwashed child soldiers! To make sure they get the full experience, Farmer Fred will use them in his objectives to breed and farm Wonks, as well as unite the world under a Halfling empire. So what do you say? Continue the terrible tradition of your child pooping their pants? Or make the neighbors poop their pants when they see your kid! Send Farmer Fred a Bird, or find him anywhere for admittance! DISCLAIMER: Farmer Freds Frog and Toad Emporium Inc. cannot guarantee child will survive or return with all limbs.

Orenian player base def listens to Cardi B unironically and Norlanders def bought Bhad Bhabies only fans the moment she turned 18

Saqr Ibn Mustafa Al-Hamad laughs as he reads the missive "You must be delusional, there was no attack on the Canonical Church, You clearly left unscathed. But after all these years of the Church discriminating against our people you now become the victims? We demand you leave our desert and people alone or else we will defend our interests"

Aurelius Horen. RIP the good empire

Arab men strong Arab men strong Arab men strong +1. If Oren can have there cannons we can have our explosive weapons

The Pact of Mutual Bandit Defense Signed on the 13th of The First Seed, 1773 _____________________________________ PREAMBLE With the recent rise in tensions in Arcas’ southern reaches, the nations of the realm have come together to discuss what may be done to prevent further influxes of bandits, and reduce current rogue populations. The sovereign states that sign this, henceforth referred to as “Signatories”, shall uphold a pact of mutual defense and aggression against any law-breaking persons or nations who threaten the prosperity of the realm. A “Bandit Nation” Shall be unanimously agreed upon by signatories to be defined as “A Nation or State that actively and knowingly is harbouring a populous that participates in the inter-national illegal activity of banditry.” To preserve the free roads of our lands, we will cleanse this world of such villainous individuals. ___________________________________________________ All Signatories of this pact do hereby agree to adhere to such principles that have been agreed upon in the Conference of Al-Faiz. These shall be signed in Honor and be respected by all Signatories. If one group or nation are to break this pact it shall still live on with the others, unless decided otherwise. SECTION I - DEFENSE Those who sign this pact do swear to strict non-aggression amongst each other. Moreover, they agree to an alliance against any nation deemed to be built upon the illegal ideas of banditry. Signatories also confirm that the establishment of military cooperation will be adhered as to make this pact truly efficient. SECTION II - RECOGNITION OF TERRITORIES All signatories do adhere and conform to the established lands of each signatory. That if such crime is faced in their lands. Such persons will be tried in the laws of the land they are caught in. The map of such lands shall have been confirmed in the Conference of Al-Faiz. SECTION III - AGGRESSION Signatories do agree and adhere that if an aggressive war is to be started, all groups and nations shall swear their allegiance to the cause and fight alongside the other signatories until a peace conference is taken into effect. Failure to contribute shall be seen as breaking the pact and such Signatory to do so will be expelled from the alliance. All signatories do also recognize the established Bandit Nation named The Principality of Vira’ker as a hostile enemy. And do swear to prevent its growth in the realm. Should this mean war, all signatories do adhere to military cooperation. SECTION IV - ADDITION OF NEW SIGNATORIES If any new Signatories are to be added to “The Pact of Mutual Bandit Defense” A new alliance shall be written. Where a new Signatory will make an Alliance with the Pact instead of an individual state. All current Signatories must agree and be aware of a new member and will vote on their acceptance into the Pact if such is required. SECTION V - DURATION This Pact shall stay in effect for a minimum of 5 Qali Weeks. After this time, signatories will determine if more time is required for this pact to stay in effect. If so a new deadline shall be decided by signatories at this meeting. _________________________________________________________________ Issued and Signed By SAYYID AS’SADAAT, Ameen “Al-Mujjadid” Al-Nabeel, Sultan of Korvassa, Sheikh of Al-Faiz, Sword of Allah, Defender of Faiths, Defender and follower of Al’Iman Rashidun, Supreme Leader of the Qalasheen, Defender and Protector of the Farfolk people, Commander of the Sultanate’s Armed Forces, Sovereign of Korvassa THE ARCHON OF RENELIA Ailmar Velulaei’onn Princess-Dowager Sapphira Loretta Napoliza, Regent of Vitenna, Countess-Dowager of Pestilles Lunar Sage of Asimu'lei Valentina Ashwood Asimu'lei His Imperial Excellency, Armande de Falstaff, Vice Chancellor of the Holy Orenian Empire Lord Sovreign of Talons Grotto Castiel Valaker

Aulune is kinda quirky tho ?