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  1. I yearn for the mines

  2. THE FIRST TOURNAMENT OF THE STALLION In commemoration of the establishment and settlement of Centinela, House de Bolivar wishes to invite all warriors to come and test their skills against others! The First Tournament of The Stallion shall be littered with intense matchups, expensive rewards, and even risky gambling for those who wish to come and watch the festivities. BATTLES The tournament itself shall take place as a double elimination bracket, in which every opponent will have to be beat twice in separate battles to be knocked out of the tournament. Each fight shall be a 1 v 1 battle of chivalry, where once the opponent has been disarmed or bested the fight shall conclude. REWARDS The Treasury of House de Bolivar has prepared the following prizes for the first, second, and third place victors: FIRST: 400 MINA, and the honorary title, Champion of The Stallion SECOND 200 MINA, The Rapier of Chivalry THIRD: 100 MINA GAMBLING For those who care little for fighting themselves, but still wish to make money, The Tournament of The Stallion shall be taking wagers for each fight, as well as for the overall champion. Each fight will take a 10 Mina entry to place a wager on a fighter. In the event that one fighter wins, all proceeds on that fight will be equally distributed among those who wagered on the fighter! 2 Saint Hours prior to the beginning of the Tournament, an official coordinator of the Tournament shall release the bracket for the tournament, and will begin taking wagers up until the beginning of the fight! HOW TO ENTER To enter this tournament as a fighter one must just fill out the following information below this missive and they shall immediately be entered as a fighter CHARACTER NAME: IGN: AGE: WHERE ARE YOU FROM?: DISCORD: LOCATION The tournament will take place in Centinela, located North-East from the Principality of Sedan, to get there take the carriage to sedan from Eastfleet and run across the bridge until you see the town! ((Cords: -670, -340)) OOC INFO This will be a pvp tournament, Chainmail armor and Longswords only, to make all fights fair. If you do not have this equipment it will also be provided to a fighter before their turn. SATURDAY, MARCH 25th, 3 PM EST.
  3. THE BARONY OF CENTINELA [!] The Bolivar Coat of Arms The Barony of Centinela is the seat of House de Bolivar, an aged house that has lasted through the recent centuries as a staple of humanities unique and ever different cultures. In the most recent years the House de Bolivar has declared its fealty to the Orenian descended House de Joannes. Abridged History The Barony of Centinela finds its roots within the early 1600’s, in which the first baron, Lord Jacob Bolivar was granted the title by King Leo of Santegia. It was from this day forward that House de Bolivar would become the house that it is known as today. The Manor de Bolivar was the first iteration of the Barony of Centinela, standing outside of the city of Presa de Madera, its lavish halls were renowned around the kingdom, and was known for its active parties and activities hosted by the owners. After the Fall of Santegia, and the rise of the Empire of Man, the House Bolivar declared its fealty to House Devereux and the Duchy of Curon. This time saw very little progress and stagnation from the noble house, and was quite forgettable to the Curonian people who had little interest or care for their culture or people. This stagnation lasted until Curon attempted its revolt against the Empire of Man, which saw the Bolivars declare themselves under the Empire of Man. For their loyalty they were awarded the County of Fuerte, which did not last long as House Bolivar slowly began to fade away to time. House Bolivar and their titles made a return as supporters and advisors to the elder King Edward of Suffonia. House Bolivar and its patriarch, Giovanni Bolivar, took a major role in helping organize the Suffonian Rebellion and its eventual independence. The Bolivars supported mass economic and military support to the Suffolks and would even lead their armies to battle, this would continue until the eventual victory, and independence of Suffonia. After the war the Bolivars became staunch advisors to the Suffolks and would assist them with managing their new freedom. With this help House Bolivar had very little time to manage its own fiefdom, and eventually abandoned the county in favor of the Warwick Castle. With the fall of Suffonia came the Bolivars receding back into the shadows once again. The most recent variation of House Bolivar and the Barony of Centinela sees them as loyal vassals to the Principality of Sedan. The Bolivars have returned to help return the Santegian culture and Bolivar name to its once great glory that it held in the times of Atlas. Abridged Culture [!] A rendition of a Santegian soldier In recent years the Santegian culture has been quiet and rarely practiced, with the similar Hyspian culture becoming more popular, though similar Santegians hold many distinctive traits that make them unique. Santegian is a term that refers to the men and women who descend from the Savinian horse lords of old. These people were known for their prowess and mastery of horse riding. Not much is known about the Savinian Horse Lords, besides that the House de Savin, would eventually unite the Savinians and eventually mold them into what Santegians are known as today. Santegians are a pale complexed group of farfolks that can be found near the coast or in the heartlands. Their unique skin complexion compared to other farfolks is attributed to the long history of mingling and marriage with heartlanders. Their bright and vibrant colors of their clothing makes it easy to spot them out of a crowd. Many say that their clothing choices are what make them so recognizable. In early years of a Santegians life they tend to maintain a clear face, not interested in facial hair with the belief it makes them look disheveled. However, once they have aged, older Santegians are much more likely to be seen with beards, mustaches, anything of the sorts that gives them a wiser look. Not many are sure what the origins of the Santegian language come from, however it is speculated that it simply was a mash of old Savinian and the mass use of common. Examples of some common words used by Santegians is the following: Hola -- Hello Adios -- Goodbye Gracias -- Thank You Hermano/Hermana -- Brother/Sister Familia -- Family Archetecture wise, Santegians stand out from other humans that can be found in similar regions. Instead of relying on easily acquired resources like quartz and stone, Santegians find themselves building with terracotta, bricks, granite, and other colorful resources that make their homes stick out. Another easily noticeable attribute to Santegian buildings is the murals and color that compliment their buildings. Santegians believe that these murals and colors help represent history and let the people never forget its highest and lowest moments. Santegians, when it comes to religion, have had many changes to their core beliefs throughout the years. Having found themselves as Lorrainians, Canonists, and even Rashidun. However Santegians have always returned to being loyal canonists no matter how far their beliefs skew away from this. Especially in recent years, the Santegian loyalty to Canonism and the seven skies can not be understated. Military [!] A Painter's Rendition of The Siege of Keintania, Citra. 1639 The Bolivian Brigade has stood as the defense of Centinela since its establishment in 1654. This fighting force has been known for its commitment to battle, and thus its high casualty rate when battle does not fair its way. Soldiers of the Bolivian Brigade dedicate their lives to the mastery of their choice of the following weapons, The war-axe, longsword, or the most popular, the rapier. These soldiers are taught from the beginning that every battle is fought like their last. Their fierce and ferocious mentality within battle make them a dangerous threat to those that are not prepared to meet them within the field. Santegians when it comes to armor prefer the heaviness and protection of plate armor. Though the sacrifice of speed is unfortunate, the brutish and close range tactics of the brigade means that they only need their strength. The leader of the military, the El Mariscal, is the commander in chief of the brigade and answers only to their liege lords. The current El Mariscal: Javier Bolivar @Chrisoulis777 // Discord: Chrisoulis777#9583 Housing The Barony of Centinela offers housing to all those who seek it. The spacious homes are enough for residents of one, up to full families. As of current, the Centinela government has also deemed taxes and fees for housing to be unnecessary, meaning that all housing comes at no cost. These spacious houses are given all that are in need of a roof over their heads. Race, culture and beliefs are disregarded when those who are in need of housing come searching. However! Dark spawn and worshippers of Iblees shall never be sanctioned within the Bolivar lands, and will be met with swift and painful deaths. If interested in housing Contact: Baron: Arno Bolivar @Your Stepdad // Discord: Gilmore#5671 El Ministro: Adrian Bolivar @RhythmrhymE // Discord: RhythmrhymE#7874 Location The Barony of Centinela is located north-east from the capital of the Principality of Sedan. To find your way to the Barony, head to Eastfleet, and find the Sedanian cart that shall take you right to the city. Then cross the bridge and head straight right to the town! ((Cords -670, -340)) SIGNED, Senor Arno Bolivar, Baron of Centinela
  4. Arno Demetrio-Suffolk de Savin y Bolivar seconds his brother, Adrian Santiago-Suffolk de Savin y Bolivar's claim to mayorhood!
  5. Farmer Fred of Farmer Fred’s Frog and Toad Emporium Inc. promises to sponsor this regiment with kha meat and magic mushrooms
  6. Farfolks underrepresented, no talks on Al-rashidun, khalestine, or cities. Need to give the little guys some spotlight too
  7. Been suspiciously too long since we’ve seen a Courland war, someone get vege on that. 

  8. New minecraft business venture, genderbending maid cafe. Pls only the sweatiest and most inbred men contact me!

  9. I heard if you go into the bathroom alone, look into the mirror, and say dewper three times. The staff team will show up and ban you

  10. “Ya Allah! Long live our great Sheikh, long live the Sultanate!” Ismad Al-Hamad would proclaim
  11. Ismad Al-Hamad smiles to his cousin “it is about time we take action against the traitors of our faith”
  12. A Qalasheen with his orange and white banners would shake his head in disapproval
  13. Sorry but I dont rp using birds, I use Naked Meerkats so it looks like im in the clear of this rule
  14. Does anyone have a save of Arcas in Late September - Early August of 2019?

  15. I eat all of the grape jolly ranchers first so I don’t get disappointed at the end of the bag

  16. Farmer Fred smiles the suns smile “new friends, yippee!”
  17. Farmer Fred's Child Soldier Summer Camp! Are your kids disrespectful and uncultured? Weak and useless around the house? Well do we have the solution for you! Farmer Freds Frog and Toad Emporium Inc. now presents the new Farmer Fred's Child Soldier Summer camp! In all his generosity, Farmer Fred will take your child for a whole 3 years and make them into a hardened soldier for no price at all! A happy camper participating Circa 24 SA Farmer Fred will take your weak, useless, embarrassing, super ugly children and return them as battle hardened brainwashed child soldiers! To make sure they get the full experience, Farmer Fred will use them in his objectives to breed and farm Wonks, as well as unite the world under a Halfling empire. So what do you say? Continue the terrible tradition of your child pooping their pants? Or make the neighbors poop their pants when they see your kid! Send Farmer Fred a Bird, or find him anywhere for admittance! DISCLAIMER: Farmer Freds Frog and Toad Emporium Inc. cannot guarantee child will survive or return with all limbs.
  18. Orenian player base def listens to Cardi B unironically and Norlanders def bought Bhad Bhabies only fans the moment she turned 18
  19. A look on Jihads of Old The Jihadis of the Czena War Citra 1653 The benevolent soldiers of the Qalasheen were once given the task from Allah to defend the faithful using military means, when all other decisions failed. One of the most dangerous tools given to us, for its interpretation has strayed farther from Allah the longer we have been indulged with the men of the north. It has been highly misinterpreted by the kingdoms of Godfrey as our meaning of holy war, and I cannot blame them, as their mind is always focused on how to destroy each other. A Jihad is no offensive war, it is, in fact, a measure to defend our faith and fellow farfolks from the great divergents that taint our realm. Chapter fourteen of the most holy Kitab Alsalam shares our rules and the just means for Jihad. We shall focus on the latter, the direct translation of the verse goes as such: "Jihad is one of the Greatest things a creation of Allah can do. We have given you two Jihads, one of the mind, and one of the body. The Jihad of the mind is a struggle of tests from Allah, Allah says that ‘He who is in hardship, and pain and suffering, is one who fights Jihad’ In everyone's life they will fight a Jihad of the mind, many times. We have then Given you the Jihad Of the Body. Jihad is declared upon these things. If you have been driven from your home unjustly, If you have been invaded, If one tries to destroy Your faith, To fight the Tyrants, to fight injustice, and to fight those who worship false gods, If they are of those who harm mankind, to fight those who oppress, and to help the oppressed. In the Jihad The followers of the righteous shall fight against the infidel and tyrants, fighting for Allah and Martyrdom or Victory.” The specifications for Jihad are very clear as to what is justified in the name of Allah as a Jihad, and after careful review it has been my conclusion, that all Jihads that were declared to assist the Empire of Man, Imperium Renatum, The Holy Orenian Empire, or any of the political entities that held power over qalasheen antics are in fact, a sin to be called Jihads. These unjustly declared Jihads were exploitations from our oppressors in the North to unite farfolks to their cause. Allah's will is higher than that of petty fighting for titles and land, however years of oppression left us blind to this. Though the Great Al-Mahdi, Auda ibn Fakhri Kharadeen freed our people from the great Farfolk Oppression that was predicted in our book of holiness, the oppression never ended, it just became political rather then by genocide. For us to not recognize our faults, and continue to call these wars of our past Jihads would be a Sin all by itself. Go to your local Imam and repent! History must be changed for us to keep our eternal salvation in Jannah. [!] The short paper would be missing anything to identify the author.
  20. Saqr would shake his head, having secluded himself in his cave since the death of his son “Allah has taken my greatest accomplishment, and for that, his enemies will be slain” He’d mumble to himself before continuing to sit in sorrow
  21. The shape of a butt is more important than its size

    1. Nug

      Nug

      is it even possible to say something this wise what the ****

    2. argonian

      argonian

      u ever seen an overly long butt

       

      sometimes it's an optical illusion of the swimwear but it's weird as **** man

  22. Are you telling me you went through all of Black History Month without making a Farfolk? You still have time to redeem yourself before the Mujahedeen get you!

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