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”A-Azulitez? In Krugmar?” The Disgusted Shrogo clenches his fists, slowly raising one, shaking as he would say ”I’ll zlaughter doez bloody gitz wiv Mi own ‘andz iv Mi ‘ave to!” His anger vented, the crippled goblin would go back to his regular daily activities, likely including much drug use.

Vrig’Shrogo would never know of this man, nor, ever hear of his story. However, as the news of war reached his pale and long goblin ears, he would then of those he had lost to Orenian justice. Siig’Shrogo, a goblin child of which was one day lost and ever seen again. The former Gobbgoth is not sure if he died in Oren, however, that was his favorite place to climb in. He thought of Korgahk’Gorkil who was treated no better than a beast, getting attacked by an Orenian guard before getting brutally slaughtered in the street. A small grin appears on the goblin’s face, as he simply mutters “Gib Oren ‘ell.”, to no one in particular.

Reminder that Krugmar is still also waiting for our orcish clans subforum to be brought back. 🙂 It has been down since may, not like, you know... clans are a big part of how our nation functions as a whole

Okay, this is epic

oh yeah, time to suicide for Luara 😎

hope you like it!

Vrig’Shrogo would be living in his cave, eating shrooms, and not seeing the sun for months at a time, just like Luara had commanded him too. However, skinny and malnourished, sitting in the corner of the Shrogo cave, his skin paler than it had ever been before, a flier reached him, brought by an under paid and overworked messenger gobbo. Upon reading it, the goblin would shrug. ”Hm...... Da Lur denied Luara’s might, but diz Rex ‘ab nub honur tu blah ub...” The goblin would then completely forget about this affair, going back to chewing on a shroom.

Oh my god I hate Epistile grrrr On another note, uhhhhhhhhhhh, how is ur day? 😄

”Huh?” Simply says Vrig’Shrogo, having not approved this missive whatsoever. ”Whi wuz Mi nub told?”

Vrig’Shrogo, devout worshiper of Luara, pukes in his mouth a little bit upon reading the notice.

hm yes I want cannons and I want guns yes long live Peter III the totally not undead yes

Vrig ponders, unsure if getting sacrifices for another spirit would anger Luara, but also wishing to bring health to the ill Archon.

Praise Laklul Luara

”Wub? Blahz nubdin’ abowt legalizin’ zhroomiez in diz. Wen will da Rex blah wiff da wargoffz abowt diz?” Vrig’Shrogo says upon recieving the missive, before also saying, ”Nub rezponze on bannin’ wurzhip ub Aztran either.”

I am respectable human being, so of course I say zee.