Sorcerio

(pretend this is a very controversial status update)

I exist to spite magic communities.

riddle time:

I am gifted to you only when I am unwanted. I have the power to kill kings or the lowliest paupers. My strength is unquestioned and I move far and wide, yet my power can falter from potions imbibed. What am I? 

the consequences of the industrial revolution.

hey i made more forum emotes cause thats fun so if anyone has emoji ideas thats cool ok here they are

u can find them on the emoticons tab under the 'Emotes' category or use the shortcode

FACT: Dark Mages are 99% more likely to think you're cool if you actually RP fear instead of acting casually unfazed by death :3

who the **** asked for peace

war, hoo, yee, what is it good for, absolutely nothing

Write more player lore guys! I genuinely do encourage it!

Maybe unpopular opinion, but I think halflings should go back to smaller burrows.

why do you play lotc?

why are you active?

why is there a massive ad in the middle of my post

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some of u guys r kinda weird coming into my dms and telling me im secretly a man or whatever.. like ok... focus on bigger issues u freak

if you can't format books with this symbol §, its because you're on the wrong version of minecraft just go to 1.16

hope it helps someone :)

I shall now create a new character who is the child of my previously played (now PK'd) character and pretend they were always around despite having 0 RP or OOC mention of them once ever :3 (this is legit RP please do not ruin my RP I promise you this is legit and 100% fair) 

do you acknowledge soulstones in RP?

Hello there! I'm new here. 

Congratulations LOTC on finally realizing as a community that magic should be more mystical.

unban ):

Veggie Tales was a time and if you disagree then you had no childhood. 

ok so tell me straight. If any of you could RP as a shelved race, or use a shelved magic, was would it be? and why?

How do i skip npc dialogue

can there be links at the top of subforum's pages to go back to the forum they're in? if that makes sense (like being in denied lore there'd be a link back to just the lore section)